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Funny Greeting Cards

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Funny Greeting Cards

Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, our cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
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    Whoop-Ass Encouragement Pop-Up Greeting Card

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    Now with 30% more whoop! Unleash some serious encouragement with our Whoop-Ass Card! Send to a friend so they can crack upon a can of whoop ass, as...

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    I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card

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    You are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you pro...

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    Anti-Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card

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    Quoth the raven, "Go die in a hole!" For those that curse the day celebrated by happy couples around the world, our ravenously funny Hey Valentine'...

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    Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Relationship Card

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    For the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...

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    Dad, After All These Beers Greeting Card

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    To Dad. Your dear old hops. A man lager than life. 🍻 A refreshing take on humdrum sentimental-style cards our After All These Beers Dad Card offers...

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    Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card

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    Olly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...

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    Happy Birthday Taco Card

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    Let's Taco bout your birthday! This spec-taco-lar Happy Birthday Taco Card is perfect for anyone who properly appreciates the taco, or fine dining ...

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    Holy Shitballs Dung Beetle Congratulations Card

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    Whatever their achievement, we’re sure that shits gonna be ballin’! 🟤🪲 Looking for a cheeky way to send congratulations? Our Holy Shitballs Greeti...

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    Let's Have A Little Fun Greeting Card

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    Puff puff pass, this stuff is A-meow-zing! You've already planned the home bound event and now you just have to give the Let's Have A Little Fun An...

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    Since You've Been Pregnant, You're Super Corny Baby Shower Card

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    Make that upcoming baby shower a bit more bear-able! 🧸 Sure to get a belly full of laughs, this cheeky new mom card exudes the sweetness you want t...

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    New Parent Conversations Greeting Card

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    Oh boy! (or girl!) Who's got the potty mouth now! 👶💩 Our cheeky New Parent Conversations Greeting Card illuminates a future a parent-to-be cannot e...

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    Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card

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    Paws-ibly the best card ever! Seriously. No kitten! It's official. Our adorable Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card has been voted The Bestest...

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    Unsolicited Advice Shield Empathy Card

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    It's like a hug in an envelope! Our Unsolicited Advice Shield Empathy Card is a trusty sidekick, a personal guardian against the dreaded sea of wel...

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    Serenity Last F*ck Friendship Card

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    Throwing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...

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    Portal To The Cat Dimension And Other Nightmares Card

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    I want to go there! Step into a whimsical and eerie world with Steven Rhodes' greeting card, titled "Portal To The Cat Dimension And Other Nightmar...

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    Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card

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    You Goal Girl! Bringing new life to the phrase - over the hill - our Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card is the perfect card to give mad props...

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    And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card

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    You're never gonna dance again Our celebratory And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card is the perfect card for your friend that just ann...

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    Not So Much Your Family, But Definitely You Anniversary Card

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    Subtracting their toxic family from the equation... 🧮🧐 Nothing says 'I love you' more than letting your person know that you would do it all agai...

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    1980's Kid Pizza Bagel Bites Birthday Card

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    Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! Deliver wholesome birthday wishes with our 1980's Kid Pizza Bagel Bites Birthday C...

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    Balloons and Shit Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈 Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfec...

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    Introvert Party Birthday Card

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    Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize. Our Introvert Party Birthday Card is perfect because most introverts don't want the party or the a...

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    Congrats On Your Bundle Of Joy (Who I Will Teach To Swear) Card

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    It takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...

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    Do No Harm But Take No Sh*t Greeting Card

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    The definition of harm can be a little forgiving... Nope, not gonna take bullshit from anyone standing in my way! Our Do No Harm But Take No Shit...

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    Giving No F*cks Decree Birthday Card

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    Fearless frontrunner of unfazed fortitude! Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existen...

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