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Summary

Some ladies just need to ignore the kids and relax! So do it with our retro After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Shut the door and have some me time!

Seriously.  Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl!  You probably haven't had time to pee without interruption in years.  Take today, you deserve it!

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

So, snap up a stash of this brash greeting and send it on out to all of your ladies who enjoy a good fucking laugh.

Our Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by some badass ladies!

Item Number:
CARD-6435 
200199164358
Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
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Pamper yourself you badass lady!

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