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Retirements and more Special Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Goodbye tension, hello pension! These new-fangled super-strong mints will put that needed pep in every

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Goodbye tension, hello pension! These new-fangled super-strong mints will put that needed pep in every retiree's step.

"If I had known Retiremints were so delicious, I would have retired years ago!"

Tin measures 1.75 inches long x 1.75 inches wide.  Mint flavored.


Item Number:
MINT-2102 
814229000730
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