Christmas Sale

Retro Toys

Long before everyone had their heads buried in their phone and tablets there was a time when actual toys ruled!  Enjoy our fun and unique collection of retro inspired toys, sure to wide the eyes of your inner child!  Fun gift ideas for family members young and old!

Bag of Fool's Gold

$3.99

We pity the fool who doesn't appreciate a Bag of Fool's Gold! (Mr. T voice) It's a golden opportunity to give kids a little booty in their stockings this year! Can you dig it? As the name (and price!) suggests, this bag is not filled with gold...

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LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$12.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

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Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks

$7.99

Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...

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The Original Squirmles

$3.99

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974...  re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wiggle, jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups. Spoiler Alert: The secret is...

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World's Smallest Lite-Brite

$7.99

Honey, I Shrunk the Lite-Brite! Our Hasbro licensed, World's Smallest Lite-Brite is just like the one you had in the 70's and 80's - just a lot smaller! And YES! It actually works! You will love create tiny pictures on the smallest Lite Brite you have...

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World's Smallest Perplexus

$9.99

Easy to Play... Hard to Master! We can describe the World's Smallest Perplexus in one word. A-maze-ing. *badum tssh* Perplexus Original now comes in a miniature pocket-sized edition so you can keep playing on the go! This 3D maze has always been a fun...

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Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

$12.99

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue...

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Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$19.99

Portable Pac-Man! Gobble pellets with our Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive those cherished moments at the arcade or discover a vintage classic that held the whole world by storm. Pac-Man was a game changer when it came to arcades and will always be...

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World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$8.99

S-T-R-E-T-C-H  Our World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong stretches into hundreds of different positions, and he returns to his normal size! Well sorta normal size, since he is officially the World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong! Your...

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Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

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Retro Classic Mattel Football Keychain

$11.99

A mini version of the original, our Retro Mattel Electronics Football Handheld Game Keychain will help you maneuver out of the neutral zone, and into touchdown territory in the game of gift giving! Before game consoles, mobile gaming, and online games -...

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Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set

$12.99

Space... The final frontier. Introducing our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set! Fans and collectors of the hit sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation with Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise, will love this one-of-a-kind,...

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Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead

$12.99

Let’s get crazy, what the heck.  Our Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead is an homage to everyone's favorite squirrel loving, magical-voice-having, happy tree painting philosophical artist of TV fame. No one gave better art / life lessons while...

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World's Smallest Etch-A-Sketch

$5.99

The World's Favorite Drawing Toy What do you get the person that has everything? Simple.... The World's Smallest Etch-a-Sketch. This classic toy has been bringing joy and amusement to countless people for as long as 50 years- and now that it's pocket...

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World's Smallest GI Joe

$4.99

G.I. Joe - A Real Small American Hero Need a job done? Our pose-able World's Smallest GI Joe will fit right into your pocket to guide your imagination to your next adventure! He's a Man of Action, our G.I. Joe Action Soldier is the tested and grizzled...

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Galaxian Tiny Arcade

$19.99

Quick! You are being attacked by a swarm of alien armies! Play our Galaxian Tiny Arcade to fend them off and save the galaxy. The universe is depending on you and size doesn’t matter! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size...

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Here Comes The Sun Crank Music Box

$7.49

Here comes the sun and the feels with our Here Comes the Sun Crank Music Box! It is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud enough you...

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World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots

$6.99

You knocked my block off! Our World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots are a chip off the ole block - the Original Rock'em Sock'em Robots of the 1960's that is! It's the fight of the century! You throw a right, the other throws a left, hit the jaw and...

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Box Of Break Your Own Geodes

$12.99

Find The Hidden Crystals! Looking for a rockin' good time?  Don't take a moment for granite, our Break Your Own Geodes is sure to liven up the rainiest of days and the most humdrum of afternoons. A gem of a gift or a cool as schist party...

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Galaga Tiny Arcade

$19.99

It’s the return of the alien invasion! Our pop culture phenom, Galaga Tiny Arcade, is the sequel to Galaxian Tiny Arcade (just as Galaga was the 1981 sequel to 1979's Galaxian) and is coming to a home near you with. Hurry! You must board the...

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You Are My Sunshine Crank Music Box

$7.49

Our heartwarming You Are My Sunshine Music Box will make you happy when skies are grey, and is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud...

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John Lennon's Imagine Crank Music Box

$7.49

You may say I'm a dreamer, but we know that our delightfully peaceful Imagine Crank Music Box is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud...

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Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$19.99

Ms. Pac-Man is back from the 80's! Wacka wacka wacka, hurry up and get a power pellet before those ghosts catch up to her! Play our Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive some fantastic memories of yesteryear or discover a vintage classic that held the whole...

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World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo

$4.99

Yo-yo, yo! It's our World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo!  We don't mean to throw you for a loop, but we thought you should know your favorite childhood toy is back and it's pocket-sized! It's true, a miniature version of the #1 selling...

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World's Smallest Lincoln Logs

$6.99

A Top Notch Gift! Our World's Smallest Lincoln Logs are rating high on their cuteness and originality factors!  Licensed from Hasbro to be the World's Smallest Lincoln Logs, little hands will love building cabins and forts with this tiny retro toy...

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World's Smallest Gumby and Pokey

$4.99

He was once a little green slab of clay Our amazingly awesome World's Smallest Gumby and Pokey are adorable miniature replicas of the full-sized originals! So, if you ready for timeless adventures and limitless fun, they're ready for you! Still not...

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Space Invaders Tiny Arcade

$19.99

The 80’s are back! Space Invaders are here and they’re smaller than ever! Use the tiny buttons on our Space Invaders Tiny Arcade to fire at swarms of extraterrestrials to prevent the alien invasion and defend the planet! One of the most...

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World's Smallest Tinkertoy

$6.99

A fun toy to tinker around with! Our World's Smallest Tinkertoy, is a licensed miniature version of the original Tinkertoy that has been fostering active imaginations for nearly a century! A fun retro gift that clearly demonstrates to...

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Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of ScaryDo you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

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Great Games Notebook

$4.99

Wanna play? Our bright and cheerful Great Games Notebook is a handy passport-sized activity book stuffed with lots of fun retro 2 player games! All you need is a pen or pencil! (Our #1 vote is for a #2 pencil with a good eraser so you can reuse the...

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Detective In A Tin

$11.99

Our Detective In A Tin is fun for budding Magnum PIs, Charlie's Angels, and er umm.. Dexters! Basically, this awesome tin is full of exciting items to keep inquisitive youngsters occupied for hours! It's just the thing you want to have in your rainy day...

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HandiMonster

$6.99

Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand? Gotta hand it to the HandiMonster. One second it's just your plain old hand, the next second it's a dang monster (with an adorable underbite)! What are you exactly ... Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand?  This monstrously fun mythical...

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Heat Sensitive Thermochromic Glux Putty

$6.99

You'll enjoy watching our temperamental Thermochromic Glux Putty morph between a spectrum of warm orange to bright yellow depending on it's fluctuating temperature! That's right! This moody putty deceptively appears to consist entirely of a solid orange...

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Somewhere Over The Rainbow Crank Music Box

$7.49

The dreams that you dare to dream are gently brought to light with our Somewhere Over The Rainbow Music Crank Box.  It's a sentimental gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! While this music box is...

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Let It Be Crank Music Box

$7.49

Speaking (unspoken) words of wisdom, our enchanting Let It Be Music Box is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud enough you to hear,...

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Crystal Growing Coral Reef

$11.99

Are you feeling underwater with all of the work and tasks hanging over your head?  You might as well enjoy the view!     Forge a new world on your desk with our Crystal Growing Coral Reef... it's like snorkeling at your desk!...

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Hey Jude Crank Music Box

$7.49

Take a sad song and make it better with our heart warming Hey Jude Crank Music Box! It is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud enough...

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What A Wonderful World Crank Music Box

$7.49

Our positively inspiring What A Wonderful World Crank Music Box is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud enough you to hear, yet quiet...

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Magnetite Lodestone Magnetic Rock

$3.99

We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This rare mineral is naturally - you guessed it - magnetic.  Used in early navigation and thought to have magical properties,...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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Handicat Kitty Finger Puppet

$6.99

Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat?  You’re in luck!  Our moew-nificent Handicat Kitty Finger Puppet is made of soft vinyl and can transform your hand into a pretty kitty. So realistic, your hand may go off on its...

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La Vie En Rose Crank Music Box

$7.49

Our hopelessly romantic La Vie En Rose Crank Music Box is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box may be tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud enough you to hear, yet quiet...

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Classic Gyroscope

$11.99

You spin me right round, baby right round... like a Gyroscope baby. Right round, round, round. Like a classic song from the 80's our Gyroscope will leave your head spinning with nostalgia! Young minds love to watch as this classic toy seems to...

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Lustrous Gold Glux Putty

$6.99

All that glitters is not gold... sometimes it's our enticing Lustrous Gold Glux Putty! Our resident alchemist has transformed plain ole putty into a rich beautiful shimmering gold. Bounce gold bars, make a golden melting arc, fake blow some Richie Rich...

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Human Powered Light Bulb

$3.99

Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun?  Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of socks and start dragging your feet around the nearest carpeted floor like you did when you were a kid! But instead of zapping...

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Turtely Awesome Turtle Poop

$5.99

What the shell! We've gone and dung it again! You can now buy the unthinkable, the fossilized feces of your dreams... our Turtley Awesome Turtle Poop! Formally know as Coprolite, this prehistoric poop made it out of the turtling poop stage millions of...

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Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty

$6.99

Super Sized Extraterrestrial Sneeze With our Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty, our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades!  Seriously, this stuff glows like nothing we have ever seen. It just sucks up the sunlight and brilliantly radiates...

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The Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler

$3.99

From the Window to the Wall It's the Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler!  Remember back to the day, maybe it was at school or at home, you would toss your Wacky Wally onto a smooth wall or glass surface and watch him walk down!  It now comes...

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The Super Duper Ball Kit

$5.99

What's more fun than playing with super bouncy balls?  Making them with our Super Duper Bouncy Ball Kit, of course!   With this simple yet awesomely fun kit, you can make 6 vibrant, customized, multicolored, high bouncing balls!...

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Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much...

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Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.59

Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the galaxy or hanging back here on Earth! Frozen in time, yet not frozen in temperature, it takes the ice...

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Rubber Chicken Finger Puppet

$4.99

Go on and give someone the bird.  Our hilarious Rubber Chicken Finger Puppet has come to save the day! Why suffer the rest of your life with somber, dare we say, sullen fingers.  Seriously, what the cluck, man. Lighten up! Just, slide a...

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Crystal Growing Rock

$4.99

Don't be caught handing out schist presents, when you can give them something as gneiss as our Crystal Growing Rocks! Know someone that thinks geology rocks!?  Roll this thoughtful gift their way and watch as they geek out once they witness the...

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Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism

$5.99

Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism.  It will lead you down the rabbit hole of fascination by using the science of optics to create your very own...

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Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.59

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

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Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99

Whoa!  Rocks made from meteors smashing into earth!  The only thing cooler than that is having some.  We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect size for a stocking stuffer and it's way more...

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Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life!   Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar...

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