3, 2, 1, Blast Off! Our new Rocket Pen & Holder will take you to the moon! It comes complete with take off and landing base.
Why not let everyone in the office know that you are a Titan of industry.
If that doesn't get your co-workers fired up, you can while away the time at your desk pretending to take off and fly to Mars making all the requisite rocket noises.
Your work may pile up, but at least your co-workers will stay away from you!