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Summary

The first odd food... that doesn't taste like chicken!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

 

Halitosis humor!

Our Rubber Chicken Mints is hilarious, but the mints don’t taste funny, they’re mint-flavored. You’re guaranteed a giggle when you offer one to someone!

  • Cute, but cute tin of mints

  • Get a laugh and fresh breath

  • Hilariously refreshing!

Tin measures approx 3 inches x 1.5 inches x .5 inch. Contains .85 oz of mints for your inner comic!.

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MINT-2873 
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