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Salad Floss and more Creative Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Going green is cool unless we're talking about that giant green thing stuck between your 2 front teet

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Going green is cool unless we're talking about that giant green thing stuck between your 2 front teeth! Too bad you didn't figure it out before hitting on the person of your dreams. You should have used Salad Floss!

Use this refreshing cucumber flavored Salad Floss after every meal to avoid embarrassing social situations involving hunks of food, your teeth and someone you want to impress.

Each 2.25 tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of yummy waxed floss.

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