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Jane Austen Tattoos

$6.99 $4.99

Novel Literary TattoosOur stylish Jane Austen Tattoos let the world know that you love the romance and complex manners of England in the early 1800's. Of course, in those days only brigands and sailors had tattoos, but today even the highly cultured...

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Kitten Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Got another scratch?   You've gotta be kitten me!    Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages!  Now you can avoid cat scratch fever with a little help from a furr-iendly little...

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Cat Butt Magnets

$11.99 $7.99

Clinging to your fridge like cat hair on your clothes, our cheeky Cat Butt Magnets will be a clear indication of where you stand on the dog vs cat debate. From the hand and mind of designer Steph Mantis comes this a'mews-ing assortment of magnets which...

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Perfectly Plump Unicorn Lip Gloss

$4.99 $2.99

Chapped lips got you down?  Turn that frown upside down!  Our fantastical Unicorn Lip Balm will wipe a smile on your face!  Enjoy ethereal like smooches with magically soft lips. This adorable (and easy to find while rummaging through...

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Instant Underpants

$3.99 $2.99

Shit Happens So Be PreparedThese underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember... it's better to have damp underpants than no...

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Snowman Poop Jellybeans

$3.99 $2.99

If you know someone who's been naughty, here's the scoop - all they'll get is snowman poop!   Our Snowman Poop Jellybeans are the perfect stocking stuffer for friends and family! Being bad never tasted so good! Snowman tin holds 1.3 oz of fruity...

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Hot Air Balloon 3D Air Freshener

$2.99 $1.99

Around The World In 3DUp up and away!  Drive your cares and nasty smells away with our beautiful Hot Air Balloon 3D Air Freshener! This cleverly disguised deodorizer will cheerfully help counter the unpleasant odors often left in your car (or van)...

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Dumbbell Beer Glass

$14.99 $8.99

Our Dumbbell Beer Glass will be there for you whenever you have things to workout.  We guarantee you'll fall in love with fitness… Fitness whole beer in your stomach! Shaped like the iconic weight, the Dumbell Beer Glass is for the...

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Magneticats Fridge Magnets

$9.99 $5.99

What's better than being a chick magnet?  A cat magnet, naturally.* Our adorable Magneticats Fridge Magnets are a playful litter of cat magnets, pouncing on the chance to get you organized!  Unlike real furballs, who are looking to knock...

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Water Into Wine Drink Markers

$10.99 $6.99

Everyone needs a drinking buddy, especially one who can turn water to wine!  Well guess what?  Your prayers have been answered!  The Holy Grail of drink markers have arrived!  Our Water into Wine Drink Markers are truly heaven sent!...

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A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light

$4.99 $2.99

Our totally A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light is the purrfect way to meow your way to the front door! Who hasn't lost their keys and dug around in the dark looking for them? The Kitten Sound LED Key Light offers not only a handy LED light to light...

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Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.99

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular...

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Ninja Mug

$9.99 $5.99

Best Served With Black CoffeeThere aren't a lot of things that you can trust in this world, and finding a dependable coffee cup has become a huge challenge!   There is one mug that has been strictly trained in the art of serving only you and holding...

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Grump Men's Socks

$9.99 $5.99

Step back and watch yourself... our Grump Men's Socks are on a gloomy rampage.  They are gray, like your frame of mind, and decorated with a frowny face that will accurately mimic your own expression. Put these on and watch your friends and family...

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Superman Diy Sticker Card

$4.99 $2.99

Look up at the sky!It's a card,It's a lot of stickers,It's our Superman Quotable Notable DIY Sticker Card! That's right!  The Man of Steel is flying at super speed and demonstrating his super strength while being his super self on his way to tell...

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Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.99

Rudolph the chapped lipped reindeer!   (Not!)   Do you ever wonder why reindeer don't get chapped lips?   No?   We don't either.   But perhaps they use our Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer Rockin'' Raspberry Flavored Lip Balm!...

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Puffer Fish Dryer Buddies

$6.49 $3.99

All Puffed Up About Staticky Clothes?There's no reason to get all puffed up over staticky, wrinkled clothes!  Our set of magical little Puffer Fish Dryer Buddies will naturally control dryer static and decrease dryer time, while simultaneously...

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Dog Butt Magnets

$11.99 $7.99

It's hard enough to find a magnet to keep your bills and pictures on the refrigerator, but even worse trying to find magnets that are loyal and obedient! If you're a dog lover who also needs to attach things to magnetic surfaces, use our Dog Butt...

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World's Smallest Pound Puppies

$7.99 $4.99

Loveable, huggable puppies that need a good home!? Sign us up! Our adorably nostalgic World's Smallest Pound Puppies are here in miniature so you can take them with you for cuddles and love where ever you go! This super soft stitched plush figure is...

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Space Invaders Tiny Arcade

$19.99 $11.99

The 80’s are back! Space Invaders are here and they’re smaller than ever! Use the tiny buttons on our Space Invaders Tiny Arcade to fire at swarms of extraterrestrials to prevent the alien invasion and defend the planet! One of the most...

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The Original Wiz-z-zer

$6.99 $4.99

Go on, take it for a spin The Original Wiz-z-zer is back and it's ready to shred the competition! Step aside Beyblades there's a new sheriff in town!  You can't expect your mom to hold on to you all of your old toys! So, if you've been...

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Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead

$12.99 $7.99

Let’s get crazy, what the heck.  Our Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead is an homage to everyone's favorite squirrel loving, magical-voice-having, happy tree painting philosophical artist of TV fame. No one gave better art / life lessons while...

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Sloths On A Vine Hangers

$11.99 $7.99

Too lazy to even bother?   These sweet sloths will keep your photos and notes hanging around in the chillest of ways possible. Everyone's favorite slo-mo mammal is ready to nonchalantly hang on to your precious photos, valuable coupons, and game...

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Gone Fishing Pen

$2.99 $1.99

Our Gone Fishing Pen will leave them reeling when they read your note, and realize you've left for the day, to well - go fishing!  Whether it's summertime and the writing is easy, or you're dreaming of your next fishing trip, our Gone Fishing Pen...

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The Finest Quality Farts In A Jar

$9.99 $5.99

Our o(dor)-so-terrific Farts in a Jar is precisely for when a silent but deadly, just won't doo(doo). Don't stink it up this Father's Day by offering Dad another tie or pack of golf balls as a gift. Release a scud missile or shoot an air biscuit...

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Alpaca Eraser Set

$1.99 $1.49

Our cute Alpaca Eraser Set is as adorable as the real thing without all of that farm smell and the gross spitting.  Get a few sets and start your own alpaca farm with these cutie erasers!   Doing homework or sitting at your desk at work...

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Bear Toothbrush Holder

$4.99 $2.99

We Can Bear-ly Deal With How Cute This Is! We've all heard the scary stories of how far toilet flush spray travels in the bathroom! While we don't know if it's true, but it sounds plausible, so we're taking precautions and covering OUR toothbrushes with...

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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99 $5.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

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Matryoshka Measuring Spoons

$6.99 $4.99

Russian Folk Art Spoon SetMatryoshka measuring spoons!  M-Spoons are based on traditional Russian folk art. By any measure, theyre really cute! But nobody succeeds on charm alone, so we also made them nesting, accurate, easy to clean and simple to...

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Renaissance Kitty Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.99

Quite frankly, our Renaissance Kitty Air Freshener does not find your stinky car one bit amusing! While she gracefully holds her breath, awaiting her fresh Tudor rose scent to extinguish the foulest of orders wafting about your vehicle, allow her majesty...

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Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case

$5.99 $3.99

Our Enchanting Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case is a wondrous and satisfyingly squishy place for storing all your stationery essentials! Watch the twinkly stars, rainbows and flowers float around in the magical blue liquid. With a pink and yellow zip...

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Earth Night Light

$4.99 $2.99

Do you still   want to be an astronaut when you grow up?   All you've always imagined is waking up in the middle of the night floating in outer space and seeing the illuminated Earth!   With our Earth Night Light you dont have to be in a...

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Presto Chango Erasable Crayons

$7.99 $4.99

Retro Colored PencilsMake a fashion statement with your crayons... are you cray cray??   Well maybe we are, but our Presto Chango Erasable Crayons are the coolest crayons we've ever laid our eyes hands on! Striped with fun coordinating colors,...

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Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace

$6.99 $3.49

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace Rocks Jingle all the way to your Ugly Christmas Sweater Party with our festive Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace! You'll rock the party with this duo of holiday charm flashing lights and bells in one...

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Beer Scented Candle

$11.99 $7.99

Beer has always been there for you...  It was there when you graduated, every night after a hard day of work, kicking back with your friends and even when your team was winning or losing!  Beer never judged you and gave you unconditional love...

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Emergency Replacement Men's Sock

$4.99 $2.99

Quick! Buy our Emergency Replacement Men's Sock before you get cold feet!  We’ve all had sock emergencies. You’re walking down the street, you don’t see a puddle and all of a sudden your foot is soaked. Are you just supposed to go...

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Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.99 $2.99

Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head!   Chances are, if you love unicorns as much as we do (which may just be impossible) simply...

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Rainbow Unicorn Memo Tab Set

$4.99 $2.99

Bring some magic to your to-do-list with our Rainbow Unicorn Memo Tab Set! A fun way to mark up cookbooks, magazines, homework, and the most magical way to leave sweet little notes in lunch boxes. Let the amazing power of the unicorn help you get...

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Bumble's Blast Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.99

They have been looking for the Abominable Snowman for ages... Yeti has not been found!     Do you ever wonder why Bumble bounces?   Do you think he gets chapped lips?   After all, Hermie did pull all his teeth and our lips get...

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Wake + Bake Mug

$23.99 $14.99

Sip, sip, pass.... Have you herb about our totally dope Wake + Bake Mug? Weed have to say, it's totally safe to have high expectations for this mug, as it's a totally dank gift for marijuana enthusiasts, or your best bud!  This is not just a...

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Blood Sucker Lollipop

$3.99 $2.99

It's Bloody Good Candy! We're O (so) positive that you'll be totally grossed out yet equally intrigued by our sickening sweet Blood Sucker Lollipop, that we're willing to bet the blood bank on it! With their "Unusual Tastes" Harry Potter fans will...

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Bugs + Dirt In A Jar

$14.99 $8.99

Miss the thrill of playing in the dirt but not so fond of the mess? Stand back while we unearth our Type A friendly Bugs + Dirt In A Jar! Now for the dirty truth... This unique molding compound feels almost exactly like real dirt except it doesn't get...

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Barf Lollipop

$3.99 $2.99

Like, Gag Me With A Lollipop The ultimate gag gift... our Barf Lollipop is a deliciously fun way to share your utter disgust at a situation or person, or to just gross out the person you're closest with... just because you can. To up the puke factor...

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Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

$13.49 $8.99

Enough of the body shaming already!   It's time we celebrate the muffin top!     We've all seen this look before, but not like this!   Fill these adorable jean-style cupcake pants with your favorite cake batter.   As our...

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Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.99 $7.99

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

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Elf On The Shelf Hanging Candy Tin

$3.59 $2.99

This little elf has a cheeky grin outside and sweet vanilla snowflake candies inside! The attached cord lets you display The Elf on the Shelf as an ornament or as a clever present topper!    Based on the 2005 children's book, The Elf on the...

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All Out Of... Notepad

$6.99 $4.99

Have you ever wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? The Perpetual Kid sure has! Stick our All Out Of... Notepad on your fridge and check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when...

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Purebreads Kitty Cat Bread Cutter

$9.99 $5.99

Avo-cat-o on toast anyone?​​ See interwebs?  There's more than one way to get a cat's face in a piece of bread! Our Purebreads Cat Bread Cutters make super cute sealed sandwiches — just punch out the crust, stamp and seal the edges for...

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Body Part Lollipop

$2.49 $1.99

Our super creepy Body Part Halloween Lollipop are the pefect aaddition to any zombie buffet! With Human Hearts, Witch Fingers, Eyeballs and Brains they're the perfect trick AND treat for Halloween!  Bloodshot Eyeball- Cotton Candy...

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Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk

$5.99 $3.99

Draw on... wipe off!  Orange you glad we didn't say it was permanent?   Our alarmingly bright Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk will help you make a big deal out of someone on their special day!   Mark up their windows so everyone...

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Pizza Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Our totally cheesy Gama-Go Pizza Bandages are sure to get a rise out of your favorite pizza lover. They simply can't be topped! Except with pepperoni that is. Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Yeah.. we know how that's going...

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Grrr-Reat Tiger Puffy Stickers

$4.99 $2.99

Our roaringly awesome Grrr-reat Tiger Puffy Stickers are something you can really get your claws into!  These adorable big cats will find a place on any random flat surface and ambush your heart.    An awesome addition to your every...

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Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand

$9.99 $5.99

Keep your phone high & dry with our adorable Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand! This charming pair of red, rubbery wellies is perfectly designed to cradle your phone and keep it upright for charging or streaming rainy day movies. No need to worry about...

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Sriracha Sippy Cup

$6.49 $3.99

Does your family put hot sauce on their hot sauce?  We say start em young!    Our super spicy Sriracha Sippy Cup is a hit for little chili-lovers in training!    You know them as the offspring of hot mamas who loaded up on...

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Tree in the Forest Pen

$4.99 $2.99

Fir real, you'll love our Tree in the Forest Pen! It's a tree-rific way to celebrate the great outdoors and harvest a bounty of expressive thoughts! Heck, you may even want to dress it up for Christmas! Having a unique way to write and jot down the...

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Unique Unicorn Pencils

$4.99 $2.99

Our amazing set of our Unique Unicorn Pencils will bring the freakin' magic of unicorns to your class or office! This set of 12 pencils has 4 different unicorn designs adorned with all the pretty pastel colors you’d expect out of a unicorn...

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