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We believe in offering you the best products at great prices, and this sale is no exception. Our goal is to make your shopping experience even more delightful with remarkable discounts on a wide range of our favorite products. These markdowns end soon, or when they sell out... whichever comes first!
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    Rainbow Buddy Jumbo Scented Eraser

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    Because rainbows make everything better! Mistakes too! Love rainbows? How about super cute smile-inducing scented stationery? Then our adorable Rai...

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    Throwback Snack Bag Clips

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    Do you have an insatiable taste for the '80s? Smacking with nostalgia, our Snack Throwback Bag Clips are a totally rad way to keep your chips from ...

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    World's Best Re-Gifter Award Ribbon

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    When it comes to passing on presents you didn't want, you're the undisputed champion! Remember those glory days in school when you proudly wore tho...

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    Mr. Bendy's Bathtime Soap

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    We don't want to come off as cocky, but... We're sure that special little wanker in your life will love to suds up with our Mr. Bendy's Bathtime S...

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    Washabi Sponges

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    Maki your cleaning routine fun! Doing dishes is a raw deal, so let Washabi Kitchen Sponges help lighten the mood! Each perfectly-paired set includ...

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    Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

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    Sorry We're Dirty / Come In We're Clean Magnets... how do they work? They're magic! What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled Flip...

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    Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

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    The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...

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    Not So Much Your Family, But Definitely You Anniversary Card

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    Subtracting their toxic family from the equation... 🧮🧐 Nothing says 'I love you' more than letting your person know that you would do it all agai...

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    Good Fortune Chopstick

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    What more could you wonton? This fortune cookie is the luckiest kind to have - its soft silicone construction holds your chopsticks at just the rig...

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    Daily Affirmation Cards

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    Affirmations that keep everyone in stitches! Traditional cross-stitch samplers test your skills in needlework, but lately everyone is testing your ...

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    Mix Tapes Sponges

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    Glisten to the music Our vintage-styled Mix Tapes sponges will help you face the music so you won’t get wound up about doing the dishes! You can ...

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    I Don't Want to Be All By Myself Relationship Card

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    Someone's lost their bearings! 🐻🥀 And needs a big ole bear hug! Our heart-wrenching All By Myself Love Card is the perfect Valentine’s Day greeting...

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    Crystal Growing Volcano

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    A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volc...

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    Llama Crystal Growing Pet

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    Looking for a low-maintenance pet? No prob llama. Our Llama Crystal Pet has got you covered! All you need to do is cover him in glittery crystal fu...

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    Secret Santa Christmas Party Game

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    Secret Santa Challenges! Our Secret Santa Party Card Game is here to flip your holiday celebrations upside down, inside out, and maybe even back-to...

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    I'll F*ckin' Hug You Crew Socks

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    What can I say? I'm a hugger Our cautionary I'll Fuckin Hug You Women's Crew Socks say it pretty clearly. Some of us don't care about personal bubb...

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    Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

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    Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Never be embarrassed by...

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    Draggin' Ass Pug Mug

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    Make your mark in this world! Or is the saying on this carpet? Our Draggin' Ass Pug Mug is right there with you, in more ways than one. Tired of bo...

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    Naughty Pooping Elf Stocking Stuffer Candy

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    Christmas poop! This cheeky little elf is causing mischief in the North Pole again! This time, he’s snuck into Santa Claus’ private bathroom and bl...

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    Sugar Shack Maple Candy

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    Love maple syrup, eh? Get ready to embark on a sweet adventure with Sugar Shack Maple Candy, eh! Our maple candy is so maple-tastic, it'll make yo...

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    You Mean a Latte To Me Dark Chocolate Espresso Beans

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    I love you and coffee! Get ready to espresso your love with our You Mean a Latte To Me Dark Chocolate Espresso Beans. These delightful bites are li...

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    Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Make light of your fear of the dark Our travel-size Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Candle Tin is a valuable tool in the battle between d...

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    Slow Food Cat Bowl

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    Purr-fect dining experience for cats! 🐈🐟 Cat’s eating habits a little fishy? Our pawesome Slow Food Cat Bowl has a unique fishbone design that prom...

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    Cassette Tape Candy Mix

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    You gotta check out this mix! Our Cassette Tape Candy Mix brings back so many great memories of yesteryear! Share some of this sweet cherry candy a...

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