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Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99 $7.29

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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Pop Pop Snappers

$0.99 $0.89

Drop it!  Throw it!  Step on it!  Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99 $8.19

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

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Magic Mushroom Pen

$2.99 $2.69

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical powers...

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Touchabubbles

$3.99 $3.59

You Can Touch My Bubble We're all familiar with traditional bubbles. You know how it goes, you stick the wand in, blow, bubble forms, floats around for a bit and then falls to the floor and pops! How completely boring is that? We thought so too.....

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The Original Squirmles

$3.99 $3.69

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974...  re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wiggle, jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups. Spoiler Alert: The secret is...

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Flash Rocks

$4.99 $4.59

Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?   Forseriously though...  Just rub our Flash Rocks together to see a totally natural piezoelectric rock show!  They'll glow internally and emit a distinctive odor!...

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Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty

$6.99 $6.39

Super Sized Extraterrestrial Sneeze With our Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty, our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades!  Seriously, this stuff glows like nothing we have ever seen. It just sucks up the sunlight and brilliantly radiates...

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Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99 $4.49

They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting!  Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the...

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National Embarrassmints

$2.99 $2.69

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of indictments...

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Trump Impeachmints

$2.99 $2.69

Without any evidence, this is the best the left can do! Our totally offensive Trump Impeachmints are for bad hombres with bad breath, and worse vocabulary. Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these peach flavored mints on your tongue and you'll make...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $3.59

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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Shakespearean Insult Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury! Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused...

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Heat Sensitive Thermochromic Glux Putty

$6.99 $6.29

You'll enjoy watching our temperamental Thermochromic Glux Putty morph between a spectrum of warm orange to bright yellow depending on it's fluctuating temperature! That's right! This moody putty deceptively appears to consist entirely of a solid orange...

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Bacon Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

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President Trump Troll

$14.99 $13.69

Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...

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Jesus Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus Bandage...

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Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49 $3.19

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace

$6.99 $6.39

Put your holiday spirit on full display with our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace! We're bringing Christmas back in an awesomely nostalgic way! You'll be lit up like a Christmas, and spreading holiday cheer for all to wear while donning this...

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Schwetty Balls Golf Balls

$4.99 $4.59

Any golfer knows they play better with Schwetty Balls! Seriously, it's worth getting a box just so a golfer can say, "I'm playing with Schwetty Balls!" Surprisingly, these golf balls perform very well and many customers use them on a regular basis. Each...

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Calm The F**k Down Tea Snarky Tea

$14.99 $13.69

Adulting is hard.    Like, really hard.     Our Calm The F*ck Down Snarky Tea can help. You’re late for work and there’s crazy traffic. There’s mascara in your eye, concealer on your white pants and to top it off, it...

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99 Hairbands Ball

$5.99 $5.49

I've got 99 problems, but finding a hairband ain't one!   For those of you with long hair, you understand the joys of a ponytail... and the complete distress of not being able to find a hair tie!   Looking like a classic rubber band ball, our...

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Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Scrape of Injustice? Our Abraham Lincoln Bandages off the comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an honest bandage, our Abraham Lincoln bandages will live up to...

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Human Powered Light Bulb

$3.99 $3.59

Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun?  Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of socks and start dragging your feet around the nearest carpeted floor like you did when you were a kid! But instead of zapping...

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Middle Child Mints

$3.99 $3.59

Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the penguin house at the Pittsburgh Zoo (true story- thanks dad!) We promise these are not just the mints left over when we made our other mints! These mints are...

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Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49 $3.19

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

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Helping Hands Chopsticks

$4.99 $4.49

Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently featured on BuzzFeed! Hilariously adorable they also make it perfectly okay to eat with your hands, in any...

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T.V. Rock

$5.99 $5.39

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral.   This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...

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Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99 $7.19

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life!   Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar a...

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Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Sticky Notes

$5.99 $5.49

​Hi, Neighbor! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood ever since our awesomely nostalgic Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Sticky Notes arrived!  Let them serve as a polite reminder to feed the fish, visit the Neighborhood of Make-Believe or change into...

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Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode

$3.99 $3.59

Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet... however, secretly hiding inside is an amazing cavern of crystals! Pretty much the embodiment of the saying, don't judge a book by its...

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Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99 $6.29

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

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The Scream Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing for dealing with scrapes and owies. After all, Edvard...

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Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff day! ...

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Cupcake Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Cover Your Cuts With Cute! Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions! Experience the mouth-watering healing power of cupcakes! These Cupcake Bandages let you use the healing power of adorable baked goods to help heal physical...

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Classic Superman Mints

$2.99 $2.69

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... our Classic Superman Mints are so strong!  It's like Kryptonite to your ole buddy Hal-itosis. Although the classic image of Superman is...

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Stealthy Ninja Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Say Hi-Yah! then Bye-Yah! to bothersome boo-boos with our awesome Stealthy Ninja Bandages!  Each bandage looks like a cute little ninja assassin leaping into action.   Cuts and scrapes will be cleverly obscured from view due to the intense...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99 $6.39

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket, and...

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Dill Pickle Mints

$3.99 $3.69

Pickles have been popular for hundreds of years try some of our delicious Dill Pickle Mints and you might get popular too!  We're just saying it couldn't hurt! Did we mention this is way more transportable than a pickle jar, no briny mess! Each Dill...

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Ouch! Unicorn Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Behold The Unicorn Power Of Healing! It's not your imagination, our Ouch! Unicorn Bandages really do exist! In case you haven't heard, unicorn kisses actually do make everything better! Now you can lovingly look after any grazes, bumps or blisters with...

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Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk

$4.99 $4.49

Goodness grape-ness grape locks to admire! Now you can add a colorful array of pink to violet hued highlights to your locks with our nifty Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk!  You'll be crushing it! Featuring an easy application hand-held comb - just...

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Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Does Anyone Else Hear That Tapping Like Noise? Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with...

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Sloth Nurse Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Get better at your own speed Our Sloth Nurse Bandages encourage you to heal faster by taking it easy! So, just relax and get better at your own speed. Why be in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep on going? That’s no way to heal! Our...

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Mystical Unicorn Pen

$5.99 $5.39

Contrary to the belief of some whinny neigh-sayers... we wouldn't be stretching the truth, not even one tiny bit, if we told you that we are confident that unicorns exist.  Duh!  Of course they do, we work with them on the regular.  In...

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Iridescent Glux

$6.99 $6.29

Prismatic Super Putty Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to...

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Unicorn Shower Cap

$5.99 $5.39

Proudly let your love of unicorns go to your head with our adorable Unicorn Shower Cap! Imagine how magical your bath time will be as you visual a plethora of rainbow-colored droplets engulfing you as you shower away all of the negativity that may...

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Squirrel in Underpants Mints

$3.99 $3.69

Fresh this Fall our Squirrel in Underpants Mints will inspire you to cloth all of the tiny streakers in your neighborhood! If only you could afford to buy enough undies for all of the adorable mini gymnastic bird feeder raiders in your hood... While they...

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Crystal Growing Rock

$4.99 $4.49

Don't be caught handing out schist presents, when you can give them something as gneiss as our Crystal Growing Rocks! Know someone that thinks geology rocks!?  Roll this thoughtful gift their way and watch as they geek out once they witness the...

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Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish

$12.99 $11.89

A Nail Polish Set That Just Makes ScentsAttract attention from all angles with our days of the week Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish!  Features a cool color and a fun fragrance to suit your mood every day of the week! Madhouse Monday Toes Out...

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Cowgirl Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Tough, Independent, and Adorable! Howdy cowpokes!  Let us introduce you to our Cowgirl Bandages! Although a cowgirl sure don't need no rescuing, in case she squats with her spurs on, it's a good idea to for her carry some of our Cowgirl Bandages in...

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Frisky Feline Winter Snow Mask

$29.99 $27.49

Get Frisky In The Snow! Our fun loving Frisky Feline Ski Mask with Ears has just arrived and it's litter'ally the best thing ever! Fur real... we're not kitten! It's our purr-sonal favorite! Now you can hit the slopes with our hiss-terical balaclava...

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Get Your A** In Bed Snarky Tea

$12.99 $11.89

We can help you relax and unplug! It’s 11:45 p.m. and you’ve found yourself in a social media rabbit hole.  You’re now 46 weeks into a stranger’s past looking for any sign of your ex-boyfriend. You know you’re in...

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Jane Austen Tattoos

$6.99 $6.29

Novel Literary TattoosOur stylish Jane Austen Tattoos let the world know that you love the romance and complex manners of England in the early 1800's. Of course, in those days only brigands and sailors had tattoos, but today even the highly cultured...

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Kitten Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Got another scratch?   You've gotta be kitten me!    Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages!  Now you can avoid cat scratch fever with a little help from a furr-iendly little feline...

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Simply Stated Nail Cuticle Tattoos

$4.99 $4.59

Be a trend setter with our stylish Simply Stated Nail Cuticle Tattoos!  Pair them with one of our funky nail varnishes to really stand out from the crowd! Featuring hearts, geometric designs, ribbbon, crowns and more! They have the beauty of a...

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Dog Selfie Props

$8.99 $8.09

Doggy Photo Booth Time!While your dog gives you a healthy dose of unconditional love and companionship, some of their disastrous antics just need to be shared with the world!   Now there's even more ways to embarrass your pooch with Dog Selfies!...

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Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$3.99 $3.59

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular...

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