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We believe in offering you the best products at great prices, and this sale is no exception. Our goal is to make your shopping experience even more delightful with remarkable discounts on a wide range of our favorite products. These markdowns end soon, or when they sell out... whichever comes first!
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    I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum

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    You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

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    Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Celebrate your alone time! Kick back and enjoy the unadulterated awesomeness that is you with our Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candl...

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    The Daily Mood Flipchart

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    Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-c...

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    I Love You More Than A 90's Sitcom Relationship Card

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    [Filmed in front of a live studio audience] Our canned-laughter worthy I Love You More Than a 90's Sitcom Greeting Card is appropriate whether you...

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    I Love You More Than A Pile Of Hot Trash Relationship Card

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    This trash panda will steal your heart, and your sloppy seconds ❤️🦝🗑️ There's nothing that says love than comparing your loved one to a hot pile of...

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    Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

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    Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you ju...

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    Fridge Lunch Box

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    Step Back in Time with Our "Cool" Retro Lunch Box Hey there, time travelers and lunchtime adventurers! Get ready to experience the nostalgia of yes...

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    Lots O' Noodles Roll O’ Notes

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    No soup for you! Introducing the quirky scribbler's delight - Lots O' Noodles Roll O' Notes! Fooled ya, didn't we? No soup for you, but heaps of fu...

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    Smells Like Christmas Happy Holidays Card

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    Bring a touch of weird whimsy to your holiday season with our "Smells Like Christmas" greeting card. Renowned for his distinct blend of humor and n...

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    Pop Pop Snappers

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    Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snapp...

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    Lil' Nitro World's Hottest Gummy Bear

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    Unleash the fiery fury! Are you ready for Lil' Nitro?.. the cosmos' most blazing gummy bear! Spawned in the infernal pits of the USA by the mischie...

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    Tea Frog Tea Infuser

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    Unfrogettable Moments Await! Unlock a hippi-tea, hoppi-tea realm of pure flavor and delightful whimsy with our Tea Frog Tea Infuser! It will have...

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    Doppelganger Celebrity Party Game

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    Who is your celebrity Doppelganger? Doppelganger is a hilarious new party game of comparing your friends and family to the famous and infamous! Fea...

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    Kawaii Cross-Stitch Kit

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    Fruitie cutie craft! Our adorable Kawaii Cross-Stitch Kit gives kawaii fans everywhere all the materials to stitch super-cute designs! The designs ...

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    Golden Girls Happy Galentine's Valentine's Day Card

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    Hoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...

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    Gingerbread Man Scented Pen

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    Can't catch the gingerbread man! What a cute idea for a stocking stuffer! The scent of freshly baked gingerbread men will fill the air when you use...

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    Anti-Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card

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    Quoth the raven, "Go die in a hole!" For those that curse the day celebrated by happy couples around the world, our ravenously funny Hey Valentine'...

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    Bubblegum Scented Pen

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    Chews to add some fun to your writing! Our cheerful Bubblegum Scented Pen will infuse your day with playful nostalgia! The magical aroma of classic...

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    Buff Baby Speed Bag Hanging Toy

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    “The Greatest” baby shower gift of all time! Mini-me’s punchy behavior got you on the ropes? Don’t throw in the towel just yet! Distract them with ...

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    Love Who You Love Socks

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    Love, love, love It's all you need, it's everywhere around you, and it's available to every-freakin last one of ya'll! Now, go run along and share ...

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    Mini Yule Log Fireplace

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    Yule love this mini fireplace!🔥🪵 Our crackalackin' Mini Yule Log is here to bring all the emotional warmth and coziness of the winter holidays to y...

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    The Super Duper Ball Kit

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    A bouncing ball laboratory! What's more fun than playing with super bouncy balls? Making them with our Super Duper Bouncy Ball Kit, of course! Wit...

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    Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

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    The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow ...

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    People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

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    Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my do...

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