SALE

Our Famous $5 Sale

Tons of fun gifts are now on sale for $5 or less! Get 'em before they're gone!

SPRING SALE

Middle Child Mints

$3.99 $2.00

Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the penguin house at the Pittsburgh Zoo (true story- thanks dad!) We promise these are not just the mints left over when we made our other mints! These mints are...

Superman Diy Sticker Card

$4.99 $2.00

Look up at the sky!It's a card,It's a lot of stickers,It's our Superman Quotable Notable DIY Sticker Card! That's right!  The Man of Steel is flying at super speed and demonstrating his super strength while being his super self on his way to tell...

Classic Superman Mints

$2.99 $2.00

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... our Classic Superman Mints are so strong!  It's like Kryptonite to your ole buddy Hal-itosis. Although the classic image of Superman is...

Banana Necklace

$11.99 $2.00

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's our Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Necklace! This glimmering symbol of the Golden Age of Comedy is also a terrific way to display your love of a rather embarrassingly shaped fruit and to let the world know you're one...

Magic Mushroom Pen

$2.99 $2.00

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical powers...

Dill Pickle Mints

$3.99 $2.00

Pickles have been popular for hundreds of years try some of our delicious Dill Pickle Mints and you might get popular too!  We're just saying it couldn't hurt! Did we mention this is way more transportable than a pickle jar, no briny mess! Each Dill...

Cupcake Gumballs

$4.99 $2.00

Our Cupcake Gumballs are mighty tasty on their own, but for a true sugar fix try adding some into the batter of your next batch of cupcakes to make Double Frosting Gumball Cupcakes!  Each  tin contains about twenty-two vanilla flavored...

You're On My Shit List Sticky Notes

$3.99 $2.00

You were on and then you were off.   Well guess what.. you're back on! This violation is going to stick for awhile... I just can't believe you! Because everything that actually matters can fit onto a sticky note! Our Things You Do To Piss Me...

WTF Sticky Notes

$3.99 $2.00

WTF have you done without these sticky notes all of your life? Make sure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with our WTF Sticky Notes.   They are just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts! Because everything that...

The Original Squirmles

$3.99 $2.00

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974...  re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wiggle, jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups. Spoiler Alert: The secret is...

Flash Rocks

$4.99 $2.00

Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?   Forseriously though...  Just rub our Flash Rocks together to see a totally natural piezoelectric rock show!  They'll glow internally and emit a distinctive odor!...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $2.00

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

Watermelon Scratch & Sniff Nail Wraps

$3.99 $2.00

A Manicure That's One In A Melon Now you can enjoy summer fun year round with our mouth watering Watermelon Scratch & Sniff Nail Wraps! Go ahead and add a splash of excitement with some delicious fun for your nails!   Easy to apply and the only...

Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49 $2.00

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

Schwetty Balls Golf Balls

$4.99 $2.00

Any golfer knows they play better with Schwetty Balls! Seriously, it's worth getting a box just so a golfer can say, "I'm playing with Schwetty Balls!" Surprisingly, these golf balls perform very well and many customers use them on a regular basis. Each...

Some Bunny Loves Carrots Pen

$4.99 $1.29

Need to burrow a pen? Our adorable Some Bunny Loves Carrots Pen is a terrific writing instrument venturing down the rabbit hole of your endless to do list or for journaling when your thoughts are spiraling out of control. Looking for a fun Easter...

80's Puzzle Keychain

$2.99 $1.00

Solved one side? Close enough. Add some totally tubular flair to your backpack with our 80's Puzzle Keychain! It's a functioning key chain and combination puzzle - but we if you're like us, it will just be used as a decoration. The closest we ever...

Cat Lady Obsessive Cat Disorder Air Freshener

$1.99 $1.00

We all know a friend or two that is really, really, really into cats.  If you don't have that friend, then it's you.  So gift them or yourself with our Obessive Cat Disorder Air Freshener because you'll think it's a joke and they'll think that...

So Gay I Can't Even Drive Straight Air Freshener

$1.99 $1.00

OUR BEST SELLER IS FINALLY OUT AND SMELLS GREAT!  Say it loud and proud with our So Gay I Can't Even Drive Straight Air Freshener! With the tongue-in-cheek humor and vanilla scent, it's perfect for you car, truck, home, office or unicorn! A great...

Alpaca Eraser Set

$1.99 $1.00

Our cute Alpaca Eraser Set is as adorable as the real thing without all of that farm smell and the gross spitting.  Get a few sets and start your own alpaca farm with these cutie erasers!   Doing homework or sitting at your desk at work...

Elf On The Shelf Hanging Candy Tin

$3.99 $1.00

This little elf has a cheeky grin outside and sweet vanilla snowflake candies inside! The attached cord lets you display The Elf on the Shelf as an ornament or as a clever present topper!    Based on the 2005 children's book, The Elf on the...

Snowman Poop Jellybeans

$3.99 $1.00

If you know someone who's been naughty, here's the scoop - all they'll get is snowman poop!   Our Snowman Poop Jellybeans are the perfect stocking stuffer for friends and family! Being bad never tasted so good! Snowman tin holds 1.3 oz of fruity...

Bumble's Blast Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.00

They have been looking for the Abominable Snowman for ages... Yeti has not been found!     Do you ever wonder why Bumble bounces?   Do you think he gets chapped lips?   After all, Hermie did pull all his teeth and our lips get...

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.00

Rudolph the chapped lipped reindeer!   (Not!)   Do you ever wonder why reindeer don't get chapped lips?   No?   We don't either.   But perhaps they use our Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer Rockin'' Raspberry Flavored Lip Balm!...

Pop Pop Snappers

$0.99 $0.50

Drop it!  Throw it!  Step on it!  Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...