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Summary

Did those picnic foods just protest a salad?

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

When a hog dog talks, you better listen...

Why is our Say No To Salad Oven Mitt so brilliant? Because you should never be served a salad without specifically asking for one! After a long day at the office, kids screaming, jeans not fitting... the last thing you want in this state of mind is a f*cking salad!

  • Please don't pass the salad dressing, I better not need it!
  • Salads are for cows grazing in a field.
  • Talking hamburgers and hot dogs are pretty unnerving 

Screen-printed in rich colors. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Mitten measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide. Our Say No To Salad Oven Mitt is meaty gift for your favorite processed meat eater!

Item Number:
MITT-3279 
092657032794
Say No To Salad Oven Mitt - Come and get it!
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Yeah, no salad!

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