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SEVEN DEADLY MUSTACHES

Seven Deadly Moustaches by Archie McPhee

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Seven Deadly Moustaches and more Strange Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. When you cant control your thoughts or feelings... when you are over indulgent, you have t

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When you cant control your thoughts or feelings... when you are over indulgent, you have the desire to possess more than you need, you are lazy and indifferent, you desire anything that belongs to someone else, or you want to be more attractive and important than everyone else, use our The Seven Deadly Mustaches to help everyone around you identify which sin you are portraying! 

There are 7 adhesive mustaches with life-like, synthetic hair for each sin you commit!

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SEVEN DEADLY MUSTACHES
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