Shakespeare's Midsummers Night's Lip Balm by Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummers Night's Lip Balm everyday and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. A thoughtful gift for fans of soft lips.
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The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm!
Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummers Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.
- Kissing cherries flavor
- Put some puck in your pucker
- Apply but this and all is mended
- A chapped lip speaks naught but tragedie
A thoughtful gift for fans of Shakespeare and soft lips.
Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Cheery Flavor, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract.
Cherry Flavored. Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g) Twist bottom dispenser tube measures 2.5 inches long. Shakespeare's Midsummers Night's Lip Balm is Made in America.
- Item Number
- BALM-8057
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