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Shakespeare's Midsummers Night's Lip Balm
Shakespeare's Midsummers Night's Lip Balm

Shakespeare's Midsummers Night's Lip Balm by Unemployed Philosophers Guild

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Description

Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummers Night's Lip Balm everyday and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. A thoughtful gift for fans of soft lips.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm!

Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummers Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man. 

  • Kissing cherries flavor
  • Put some puck in your pucker
  • Apply but this and all is mended
  • A chapped lip speaks naught but tragedie

A thoughtful gift for fans of Shakespeare and soft lips.

Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Cheery Flavor, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract.

Cherry Flavored. Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g) Twist bottom dispenser tube measures 2.5 inches long. Shakespeare's Midsummers Night's Lip Balm is Made in America.

Item Number
BALM-8057
Shakespeare's Midsummers Night's Lip Balm
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Put some puck in your pucker!

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