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MAN EATING SHARK DASHBOARD DANCER

Shark Dashboard Dancer by BigMouth, Inc.

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Description

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60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

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Lucky for you, our Man-Eating Shark Dashboard Dancer has his mouth full at the moment!  He found some aggressive driver about a mile back to gobble up!  Not to mention, he ate the hula girl dashboard dancer yesterday!  Dont worry, hes full and we think that he likes you!  Hell probably just nibble on this beach dude for a while!

This dashboard dancer is a unique addition to any car!  Show the other drivers on the road that you are a cold-blooded and stealthy driver! 

Comes with an adhesive that will stick to pretty much any surface.

Measures 5 inches long by 2.5 inches wide.  Plastic.

Item Number
DASH-1512
MAN EATING SHARK DASHBOARD DANCER
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