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Ship Happens Poo-Pourri and more One-Of-A-Kind Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Ahoy Maties! Next time you're in close quarters, but feel like you gotta abandon sh**..

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Ahoy Maties! Next time you're in close quarters, but feel like you gotta abandon sh**... they'll be no reason to rush to the panic station, because we're going to throw you a line! With our naughty Ship Happens Poo~Pourri Toilet Spray as your First Mate, you can drop anchor anywhere!

We ARRRRn't kidding! With a pure blend of coconut freesia & citrus natural essential oils you can make bathroom odor nothing more than a whale of a tale! Like the mythical beast Cthulhu who lives in the South Poo-cific.

Just batten down the hatches, with a spray or two before you fire a loose cannon, and we'll help you keep the shhh in sh*t, as you push your boat out to sea. Poo~Pourri Ship Happens is a pure blend of natural essential oils that eliminates bathroom odor before it begins and leaves the poop deck smelling better than you found it.

Just remember to spray before you have them walk the plank, and you'll have a good entry for Captain's log! And of course, share the hilarity by gifting to your favorite seafaring pal!

Up to 100 uses in this attractive 2-ounce bottle covered in classic tattoo art. Made in the good ole U S of A. Scientifically-tested formula made of essential oils and other natural compounds; NO harsh chemicals, aerosol, parabens, phthalates, or formaldehyde; All stink-fightin good stuff!

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