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Shit Ur Old Candles and more Cool Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Our hilarious Shit Ur Old Candles are the perfect solution when there is not enough room on the cake

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Our hilarious Shit Ur Old Candles are the perfect solution when there is not enough room on the cake!

 
Who's counting anyway? (Besides your annoying sibling will always be perpetually 18 months younger.)
 
A fun birthday cake accessory, for the light-hearted, foul-mouthed, loved one in your life with a terrific sense of humor!  Not taking yourself too seriously is important.. and they're living proof!  How else do you think they got to be this old anyway?
 
Each letter measures approximately 1 inch tall.  Respect. (Or you may just find yourself under the wheels of of their motorized scooter!)
 
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CNDL-1083
SHIT UR OLD CANDLES
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