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Are you planning a big event, or maybe just a small fun time with friends?  We've gathered some of our favorite events and fun items to help build great memories!

Agate Party Porcelain Plate Set

$31.99

You know what totally rocks? Our Agate Party Plate Set!  Crafted of glazed porcelain and designed to resemble slices of gorgeous agate rock. Remember that super loud rock tumbling machine that you kept under your bed waiting for beautiful...

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LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$12.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

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Gnome On The Throne

$17.99

Your neighbor's dog doesn't have a problem pooping on your lawn, why not let our trusty Gnome on the Throne whip up some fertilizer of his own? A gnomes work is never done.   Tirelessly lawn ornamenting away, all the while protecting your garden...

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Magicorn Unicorn Hoodie Scarf With Pockets

$24.99

They really do exist! Our Magicorn Unicorn Hoodie will allow you to finally fulfill your dreams of prancing around the world as a unicorn! Wear this hoodie with pride and let others know that they really exist! Magicorn will keeps your head and hands...

Unique Unicorn Pencils

$4.99

Our amazing set of our Unique Unicorn Pencils will bring the freakin' magic of unicorns to your class or office! This set of 12 pencils has 4 different unicorn designs adorned with all the pretty pastel colors you’d expect out of a unicorn...

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Handy Yeti Lunch Tote

$9.99

Throw your big, flat, rectangular hands up if lunch is your absolute favorite meal of the day!  The best is yeti to come and won't it be grand strolling into the office or classroom with our abominabley cute Handy Yeti Lunch Tote? This fella...

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Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs

$4.99

Our Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs are the cutest way to mark your territory! (Without there being pee involved. That just wrecks pages, dontcha know!) These bandana-clad pups are sporting their best puppy attire in hopes you'll take them all home with you!...

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Copper Party Cup

$15.99

Are your raging kegger days starting to become a distant memory?  Looking to salute the countless red cups gone by, all the while classing up your drinking game?  Now you can gracefully graduate from Freshmen year shenanigans to earning a...

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Hot Gossip Nifty Note

$4.99

Our delightfully dishy Hot Gossip Nifty Notes are hot off the press and ready to land in your hot little hands. Most workplaces, schools, and homes are hotbeds of hearsay, and it’s basically essential to stay in the loop. Now you can spread...

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Box Of Break Your Own Geodes

$12.99

Find The Hidden Crystals! Looking for a rockin' good time?  Don't take a moment for granite, our Break Your Own Geodes is sure to liven up the rainiest of days and the most humdrum of afternoons. A gem of a gift or a cool as schist party...

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Faux-Real Fast Food Sandwich Boxes

$14.99

A throwback to the carefree days when fast food restaurants were all the rage and you shamelessly begged your parents to let you have your birthday party at the one with the best outdoor playground... Our Fast-Food Style Sandwich Box adds a taste of...

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Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter

$7.99

Our super smiley Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter stamps out the perfect smile!  It will leave you feeling grate!  Ideal for adding goofy grins to your grilled cheese or smirks to your salami on rye.  Anyway you look at it, they'll be the...

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Do-Overs Erasable Neon Highlighters

$9.99

Our magical Do-Overs Erasable Neon Highlighters are the highlight of the our day! There are not too many times in life you get an opportunity for a do-over, so when the opportunity arises, you should spring on it like a wild cheetah on a bag of...

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Koi Toy Light-Up Goldfish

$13.99

Swimming With The Fishies This delightfully realistic floating koi lights up the second it touches water, glowing brilliantly in a rainbow of hues. Sure, our Koi Toy is fun for the hot tub or bathtub… but it's also great in punch bowls, beer...

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Resting Beach Face Vintage Motel Key Ring

$4.49

Our ultra cheeky Resting Beach Face Vintage Motel Key Ring is just the smattering of escapism you need in your day. You're allowed to have a B-side, so treat yourself and take it seaside.  At Resting Beach Face Resort and Spa, you can disconnect...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace

$6.99

Put your holiday spirit on full display with our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace! We're bringing Christmas back in an awesomely nostalgic way! You'll be lit up like a Christmas, and spreading holiday cheer for all to wear while donning this...

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Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler

$15.99

If you're fixing to find the perfect gift, our Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler is more than qualified for the job! Nothing beats a day of screwing up home improvement projects quite like a cold brewski. Our new zippered Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler...

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Manatea Tea Infuser

$9.99

Cute, Pudgy, and Environmentally Friendly Ahhh.  There's nothing like a sea cow to make tea time a little more comforting!  Everybody's favorite Floridian wants to brew you a nice cup of tea and share a slow, calm moment.  Our ManaTea Tea...

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Paper Tantrum Notepad

$4.99

​When it comes to meltdowns, babies and toddlers get all the excuses: “She’s hungry”, “He’s overtired”, or “It must be gas”.  Well it's high time you reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with...

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Party Photo Prop Headbands

$6.99

Our positively silly Party Photo Prop Headbands will keep your hands free to strike the ultimate selfie pose! This party-minded set is packed with a brilliant selection of party headbands. With a set of eight clip-on props you can accurately present...

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Hot Dog Stapler

$9.99

Like best condiment BFF's - mustard and ketchup - somethings were meant to stick together... Like our TPS report and it's cover sheet! As you've likely learned by now, work is no picnic. But with our corny Hot Dog Stapler perched on your desk, it may...

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Cool Shooters Ice Shot Glass Maker

$9.99

The Fill and Chill Shot Glass Mold What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters with water or your favorite juice, freeze, and then pop out four fully-formed with frozen shot glasses. A great way to add a little nip to your favorite...

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Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

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I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$12.99

Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready? It's dinner...

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Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of ScaryDo you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

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Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold

$14.99

Our Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold, is hands down, the coolest way to chillout! It's just what you need when all you want to do is relax with some friends and an ice cold beeri!  Simply fill the mold with water and freeze to create a giant ice cube that...

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Nachosaurus Nacho Dip and Snack Dish Set

$14.99

Our pterribly fun Nachosaurus Nacho Dip and Snack Dish Set is about fossilize it's way into your heart, and at solidify its place at your dinner table! Especially if you have a picky eater on your hands! After all, drastic times call for Jurassic...

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Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck...

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Brown Paper Bag Insulated Lunch Bag

$18.99

How many times did that lunch paper bag get too wet and suddenly your chips are on the floor and your sandwich is in a puddle of milk?  Our Brown Paper Bag Insulated Lunch Bag is tough, tear proof, leak proof and has insulated interior to keep...

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Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

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Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to...

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You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote

$9.99

Our eye-catching You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote echoes a sentiment that can be heard loud and clear, but never fully felt.  But you should feel it, because you are.  You are beautiful inside and out and so is everyone else, can't you...

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Dinosaur Color Pencils Set

$6.99

Our Dino Color Pencil Set is a perfect portable solution for little artists need that art supplies at the ready! Thirty-six colored pencils live in a dino decorated cylinder ready to come out and draw on the go or at home! A site for saur eyes, this...

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Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk

$5.99

Draw on... wipe off!  Orange you glad we didn't say it was permanent?   Our alarmingly bright Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk will help you make a big deal out of someone on their special day!   Mark up their windows so everyone...

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Dumbbell Beer Glass

$14.99

Our Dumbbell Beer Glass will be there for you whenever you have things to workout.  We guarantee you'll fall in love with fitness… Fitness whole beer in your stomach! Shaped like the iconic weight, the Dumbell Beer Glass is for the...

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Tree in the Forest Pen

$4.99

Fir real, you'll love our Tree in the Forest Pen! It's a tree-rific way to celebrate the great outdoors and harvest a bounty of expressive thoughts! Heck, you may even want to dress it up for Christmas! Having a unique way to write and jot down the...

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Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers

$9.99

Aw, nuts! Our Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers are just about as nutty as they come! Acorn-y and useful gift, our Fred and Friends bottle stoppers are cleverly designed to resemble acorns and will allow you to squirrel your wine away for...

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Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for...

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Read More Books Gym Socks

$11.99

Our adorkable Read More Books Gym Socks are ready to walk your happy a-- to the library, bookstore, and more! As the beloved Dr. Seuss once said.. "The more books that you read, the more things that you'll know. The more you learn, the more places...

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Adult In Training Socks

$10.99

Big Kid SocksOur cheeky Women's Adult In Training Socks are an essential accessory for those ladies out there that endure the daily struggle of doing grown up things. So when it's time to buckle down your Mary Janes, and tackle your looming...

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Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security, our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will deter the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

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Hillary's Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap

Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you use our Hillary's favorite Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap, you will be in your element every day. Be careful...

Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! SocksIf you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's Crew Sock will deliver your message softly, in the most...

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Drinking Buddies Drink Markers

$10.99

Hunks For Getting HammeredLooking for a way to spice up your next get together?  Now you can use our hilarious Drinking Buddies Drink Markers at bachelorette parties, house parties, a girls nights in, poolside or a picnic!  After all, they'll...

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Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

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Purebreads Kitty Cat Bread Cutter

$9.99

Avo-cat-o on toast anyone?​​ See interwebs?  There's more than one way to get a cat's face in a piece of bread! Our Purebreads Cat Bread Cutters make super cute sealed sandwiches — just punch out the crust, stamp and seal the edges for...

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Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer

$8.49

Rattle Them BonesGo ahead, pick your poison.  Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer!   MUAHHAHAHHAH!   Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to...

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Action Items! Pad

$6.99

Take note! Our Action Items! Pad is a project manager's dream come true!  It's a to-do list notepad that conveys the appropriate level of urgency! Because there's nothing more satisfying than scratching an item off your to-do list, the fire engine...

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Good Measure Beer Recipe Glass

$9.99

Our pitcher perfect Good Measure Beer Cocktails Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! You're not seeing double (yet!) this incredibly useful pint glass also doubles as a 16-oz measuring ​​glass!  Printed with 7 delectable cocktail...

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Mister Rogers' Encouragements

$2.99

Won't you, please?  Please, won't you, please?  Please, have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!! Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan - whether you're coming home or going out into the neighborhood, you'll have more...

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This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

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Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

$7.99

Doth thou suffer from dry lips?To be chapped or not to be chapped, that is the question!    This set of three Shakespearean lip balms are decorated to look like Shakespeare (Mint), Hamlet (Apple) and Macbeth (Orange). (Those in the know refer...

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Six Color Pen

$3.99

Bring back the days when you were lucky enough to have a multi-color pen!  You were the envy of the class and probably your teacher!  Now you can do it again with our Six Color Pen!  Give them to your kids so they can relive the same...

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Hellraiser Zipper Pouch

$6.99

Oh her?  Nah... she's not running away from home.  She's just heading out for a day of complete world domination and then she's going to pedal her way home for a nice hot bath and a big glass of white wine.  Because hellraisers need time...

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Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

Heya, what's Kraken? Did you know that octopuses are masters of camouflage? It's true! Well, most octopuses. Not this guy, though. For our ink-credibly cute Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote, blending in just isn't his thing. When he's not under the sea...

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