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Blue Q Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Socks

$10.99

Cooking up a storm? Toss on our Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Socks! They'll be happy to deliver your message without having to take your eyes off the saucepan. They're the perfect pair to wear when you're looking to stir up a little bit of trouble...

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Blue Q Horny For Food Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink retro design of this cheeky oven mitt is begging you to find a man who looks at you the way this woman looks at her cookbooks. Scratch that. Just,...

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Blue Q Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my...

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Blue Q Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

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Elsa Apron

$19.99

Overcome your fear of the kitchen and embrace your inner cooking powers with a little help from our fearless Elsa Apron!  Learn to accept your at times not-so-amazing cooking abilities... because even if you do burn dinner or it comes out frozen...

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Find Someone Who Understands You Socks

$9.99

Our Find Someone Who Understands You Socks reminds us of how important it is to feel understood. If you pretend to be someone you're not, how are you ever going to find the person perfect for you! Just look at these two! A cactus and porcupine are...

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Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp

$79.99

There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone!  What better way can you think of to brighten up the mood in your home or office than with a Giant Ice Cream Cone lamp!  Marvel your guests as they swoon around your...

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High Five Notepad

$4.59

Ever wish you could tell someone how you feel, but the words don't come?  Everyone wants to be acknowledged.  Unfortunately, the most enthusiastic form of congratulations, the high five, is all too fleeting.  Now, with our High Five Nifty...

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I Heart Mom Mug

$11.99

You think your mother is awesome!   She isn't just awesome though... She's the MOST awesome mother, above all others!   But does she really know that you feel this way about her?   Tell your mother how much you love and appreciate her with...

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Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder

$2.89

Our Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder is a fun and cleverly designed solution to keep your toothbrush from lying around on the bathroom counter! Designed to make your toothbrush look like tap water dripping from a classic water spout, it's the coolest...

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Rock Your Rolls Infant Bodysuit

$12.99

Our rebellious Rock Your Rolls Infant Bodysuit is the perfect accessory for your little one! Afterall at about six months babies start to master rolling over! Ahh, more word play! <3 An infant musical prodigy may own a rock mantra of Sleep,...

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RUFF LIFE MAGNET SET
50% OFF

Ruff Life Magnet Set

$5.99 $2.99

People seem to be irresistibly drawn to our Ruff Life Magnet Set and and it's not just because they're magnetic!  They're infectiously happy and anything but melon-collie. Life can be ruff.  That's why dogs were invented, to teach us about...

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Stuck On You String Art Wooden Sign

$11.99

Our cactus clad mini Stuck On You String Art Wooden Sign is a unique approach to celebrating your love for your honey, and for wordplay! An adorable way to express that you're ready to take a giant leap and move from being a cacti to...

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Blue Q Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So why not add some trash talking and personality to your favorite room in the house? It's the perfect gift, because everyone needs...

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Blue Q Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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Cute Kawaii Cat Keychain

$5.99

Those eyes! Our Kawaii Cat Keychain will hit you right in the feels!   This beautiful bright eyed black kitty cat, complete with red collar and tiny bell will love going everywhere with you!    You'll get your daily dose of cute...

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Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish

$9.49

Attract attention from all angles with our days of the week Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish!  Features a cool color and a fun fragrance to suit your mood every day of the week! Madhouse Monday Toes Out Tuesday Wake Up...

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Silver Arrow Bangle Bracelet

$5.99

Forgive us, but we happen to think our Silver Arrow Bangle Bracelet is totally fashion-forward (get it? forward? it's an arrow!) And while it may only make you think of Stupid Cupid's arrow, it's also rich in symbolism which we also really love. So, not...

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Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet
50% OFF

Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$5.99 $2.99

Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House, you'll be on your way to Make Your Memos Great Again. Need sticky flags for your...

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YARD GOODS FACT-O-METER THERMOMETER
50% OFF

Yard Goods Fact-O-Meter Thermometer

$13.99 $6.99

Cringe at the idea of small talk?  How much could you possibly say about the weather?  Ugh!  Don't fret!  Allow our Yard Goods Fact-O-Meter Thermometer to come to the rescue! Soon you'll be able to drop gems such as... 'It's as warm...

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Beer Me Socks
50% OFF

Beer Me Socks

$9.99 $4.99

Our ingenious Beer Me Socks prove that fashion, is in the eye of the beer holder. Or something like that. Imagine if you will... It's your day off, and the only six-pack you're working on is the one in the fridge. You spot your roommate on their way to...

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Blue Q F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks

$10.99

When you have one last fuck to give our F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks will help you step through the landmine of bullshit that's awaiting your day. You'll flit, flutter, and leap like a trained ballet dancer as you dodge being pulled into the craps the drama...

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Blue Q Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our feisty Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks are just the pair to wear when you're cruisin' for a bruisin'! Come on now... put up dukes! Featuring a total knockout drawn in the classic pinup tattoo style design - complete with stars, and roses. Speaking of roses.....

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Blue Q Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

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MUSTACHE PENCIL TOPPER
50% OFF

Moustache Pencil Topper

$3.99 $1.99

Looking for some instant masculinity?  Look no further!  Our big black Moustache Pencil Topper will give you instant machismo if your happen to lack a furry companion on your top lip!  Perhaps you simply don't have the time to cultivate...

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Mystical Unicorn Pen

$5.69

Contrary to the belief of some whinny neigh-sayers... we wouldn't be stretching the truth, not even one tiny bit, if we told you that we are confident that unicorns exist.  Duh!  Of course they do, we work with them on the regular.  In...

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Watermelon Smelly Pen

$1.89

Make writing fun and delicious with our fragrant Watermelon Scented Snifty Pen!  While youre jotting down notes or doodling, you can day dream about summer picnics and sitting out in the sun with some watermelon! The enticing aroma is infused into...

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Why I Must Have Sex With You Adult Notepad

$5.99

Think romance is overrated? Our Why I Must Have Sex With You Notepad encourages you to utilize your funny bone instead! While sex is one of our basic needs, the diversity of reasons to engage in it staggers the libido. So, we put together a checklist of...

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Blue Q Beer Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Wait a minute!  Those three mice aren't blind!  They were just cold chilling wearing their RayBans while plotting to scamper off with your brewski! Whether you prefer dark beers, light beers, craft beers, your very own home brew or the...

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