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Gummy Candy Burger

$7.99

A whopper of a Gummy! Made of 22 delicious candies, The Original Gummy Candy Burger is a concept that is well-done! Complete with see-thru cardboard burger box, it's the king of all gummies! 6 sweet candy top bun slices 6 candy cheese n sauce gummy...

I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt

$12.99

We think our I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt is just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!  After all, what seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes? On the outside,...

Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

A gift for really, really good friends. It's our Blue Q Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer!  Because a great friend will always understand, always keep your secrets and always tell you how perfect you look.  But most importantly, a...

Fingerboard Football, Hockey, Mini Golf + Basketball Game Pack

$14.99

Our fun-sized Fingerboard Games Selection contains four games in one! It will keep your brain and fingers active, and your options wide open! With this super fun collection of mini fingerboard games, you get to choose from basketball, mini golf, ice...

Giant Flamingo Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Birds of a feather sled together Our Giant Flamingo Snow TubeSled is taking a break from his Florida retreat to spend some time on the slopes! The race to the bottom of the hill is neck and neck... You know what they say... birds of a feather sled...

I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's just say... crapping...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt is grape for cooking drinking up a storm! Dinner, shminner. Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! We're convinced... future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork...

Salad Makes Me Sad Socks

$10.99 $5.49

Salads Suck Socks Opting for rabbit food, when you'd rather be eating a chimichanga smothered in cheese and topped with a mountain of sour cream, may leave you feeling a bit sullen and understandably questioning your life choices.   And even...

This Girl Takes No Sh*t Ankle Socks

$10.99

The only way we'll pussyfoot around Our meow-nificently catty This Girl Takes No Shit Ankle Socks is dripping with sass and cuteness! Featuring a relaxed kitty cat, enjoying a well-deserved ice cream cone waiting for the haters to say something so she...

Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows Socks For those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

Would Definitely Sh*t Here Again Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A cheeky gift for your favorite afi-shit-ionado our Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist will alert visitors to your impressive bathroom rating, and provide them with some reading material while they take a load off! Or is it pinch a loaf off?...

Affirmators! Journal

$14.69

Lucky you! Our magically uplifting Affirmators! Journal has manifested its way into your life! Rainbows, unicorns, and good vibes, oh my! Our customer favorite Affirmators! Affirmation Cards has now transformed itself into a deliciously silly and...

Classic Batman Mints

$2.99

Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na Na... No way!  Not with that stinky breath!  Holy Halitosis Batman! Fishy penguin breath got you down?  Have no fear!  Our Classic Batman Mints have arrived to battle the evil lurking in your mouth! ...

Flamingo Tropic Tacks Pushpins

$7.99

Get a leg up on organization with our Flamingo Tropic Tacks Pushpins! A flamboyance of flamingos has taken over your corkboard, wading to get your notes organized! Fred's Tropic Tacks are standing tall on useful pushpin "legs" to hold down bills,...

Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model would...

I Gave A F*ck, Once Socks

$10.99

There's not much to say about our I Gave a F*ck, Once Socks that they don't already convey!     There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which you cared.   A little, not a lot.   Never did you ever give TWO F*cks...

Illuminati Air Freshener

$3.99

Come on. Really? Don't blame a conspiracy... it's your fault your car is so stinky! The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd let them control the odor in your car. Don't you want...

No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel

$10.99

Our straight-shootin' No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel will help your dirty mind keep the kitchen clean! A cheeky piece of kitchen decor this otherwise innocent looking banana is putting your obscene thoughts on full display...

Sloths On A Vine Hangers

$11.99

Too lazy to even bother?   These sweet sloths will keep your photos and notes hanging around in the chillest of ways possible. Everyone's favorite slo-mo mammal is ready to nonchalantly hang on to your precious photos, valuable coupons, and game...

Slow Brew Two For Tea Mug + Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set

$19.99

Sloths really know how to embrace life in the slow lane. Follow their lead, kick back, and take a long, slow sip of perfectly brewed tea. Our cozy Two For Tea Mug & Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set is the perfect companion for when you're feeling...

Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipop

$6.99

You'd better ball-lieve it, sweetness! Our bright and colorful Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipops are only for the truly dedicated sweet tooth. At its size it's probably going to take you more than one sitting! Impressive 2 inches in diameter = long...

This Wine Is Making Me Awesome Socks

$9.99

Wine + Me = Awesome SocksIf you frequently make pour decisions our This Wine Is Making Me Awesome Socks are right up your alley! Expressing the inner thoughts on your sometimes out layer, these socks give a hint at what you're thinking... This wine is...

Totally 80's Bracelet Pen

$2.99 $2.69

Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief!  You may not be irregular around here, so...

Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security Our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will encourage the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a...

I'm Complicated Thank You Socks

$10.99

Funny Straight Forward SocksOur I'm Complicated Thank You Socks are dangerously beautiful and hint at the mysterious complexity stirring underneath your calm (and painfully stylish) exterior. Have you been labeled as complicated? Hey, just because they...

Mr. Tea Infuser

$9.99

Your Mug Is His Hot Tub Throw some tea in your trousers!   Our Mr. Tea Infuser is fun and easy to use!   He's no fool!   Mr. Tea is the perfect tea-time companion for your afternoon tea.     Just load his little silicone pants...

Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,...

Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks

$10.99

If there were ever a pair of @ss kicking socks to exist... these are them! Next time you have an important day, throw on our Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks to give you the confidence to seize the day, and let em know who's boss!   Like an...

Chimpsticks Chopsticks

$7.99

Monkey around with your meals! Monkeys are a lot like us, aren't they? It turns out that they like to have fun when they eat, too! Each sturdy Chimpsticks Chopsticks Set is fun to hold, easy to use, and the closest thing you'll get to being allowed to...

Earth Night Light

$4.99

Do you still   want to be an astronaut when you grow up?   All you've always imagined is waking up in the middle of the night floating in outer space and seeing the illuminated Earth!   With our Earth Night Light you dont have to be in a...

Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

I Love You More String Art Box

$9.99 $5.00

Guess how much we love our mini I Love You More String Art Box? To the moon and back, and then some! Because we all know that relationships are just games/battles to prove who loves the other more. (Love is a battlefield... right Pat Benatar) Sp why not...

I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum

$1.99

Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of delicious chicklet-sized mint gum! A fun item to have for those moments when you don't have time for humility. If they didn't get the message at...

Monster Erasers

$3.99

Scare mistakes away! With our adorabl set of 3 Monster Erasers you can swap the scary jaws and arms with the other ones to mix up their colors and create new monsters! Mistakes better be on the lookout because there are monsters out to get them! Keep...

My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel

$10.99

Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying...

Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match!...

Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends

$5.49

Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Always have fruit at your fingertips super cute Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends! Just lightly scratch our these decals release their fruity scent! Featuring 5 different fruit designs and scents per pack! Pineapple,...

Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand Sanitizer

$5.99 $2.49

If cats had thumbs the situation would be completely different. But till that happens, were stuck scooping litter boxes and cleaning up after our kitties. So after you've scoured the litter box for nuggets, use our Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand...

3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the appearance of a butterfly gently resting on you. Hey,...

B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

$10.99

BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy dose humor and wit. Featuring a colorful and classic repetitive design, it's reminiscent of our...

Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

Finger Log Rolling

$9.99

Time to log off, and log on! Desperate for adventure while stuck at your desk? It's time you take our Finger Log Rolling for a spin! Perfect gift for hipsters looking for a retro game to jump into! Their flannels will perfectly match the aesthetic...

Mermaid Eraser Set

$4.99

These sassy sirens will get along swimmingly with your other erasers! Too cute to be forgotten about our Mermaid Eraser Set will never suffer the fate of being lost within the depths of your junk drawer! A treasure in their own right, these bathing...

Rare Pickle Rick Gummy Candy

$6.99

I'M A PICKLE! I'm pickle Riiiiiick! Rick's in quite the pickle! Our Pickle Rick Gummy Candy has confirmed that Rick has gone and Boom! Big Reveal! turned himself into a gummy version of his Pickle Rick self! Disturbingly accurate Pickle...

Rockin' Guitar 3D Inflatable Colorables

$7.99

Bringing a new meaning to the term air guitar our inflatable Rockin' Guitar 3D Colorables is about to shake, rattle, and roll on to your gift list. For anyone who's ever dreamed of owning a custom guitar, it's time to rock out on a guitar of your own...

Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone who deserves our Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks know that we feel your pain! The frustration that comes from dealing with someone with selective hearing is enough to drive one completely mad. They're a perfect gift for your...

Slap Happy Slap Bracelet Beer Tags

$9.99

Time to get Slap Happy Drunk?   Next time you plan on going out and getting slap happy drunk, throw on one of our Slap Happy Slap Bracelet Beer Tags around your wrist!  Then when the time comes to throw a few back, just slap one on your beer...

Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99 $7.50

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

Our wondrous Gama-Go Unicorn Bandages will astound you as they heal cuts and scrapes with the power of magic!   Searching high and low across mountains, forests, and ravines for the elusive unicorn?  Next time you trip into a bush, or walk...

Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hola! Meet our Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser! It's the groovy Peruvian infuser! Simply fill this Fred and Friends Andean-inspired infuser with your favorite blend of tea, stand it upright in your mug, and steep. You'll be rewarded with fresh...

Copper Party Cup

$15.99

Are your raging kegger days starting to become a distant memory?  Looking to salute the countless red cups gone by, all the while classing up your drinking game?  Now you can gracefully graduate from Freshmen year shenanigans to earning a...

Desk Donut Eraser And Pushpin Holder

$9.99

Our mouth watering Desk Donut Eraser + Pin Holder is the stickiest and gooiest eye candy in Cube Town!  This magnificent, pink-frosted, donut eraser that’s “sprinkled” with 50 colorful pins for your corkboard is about to make your...

Novel Idea Fortune Cookie Bookmarks

$7.99

Confucius say that our Novel Idea Fortune Cookie Bookmarks are a couple of smart cookies! Just like the real thing, these miniature silicone cookies dole out some big nuggets of wisdom printed on fabric ribbon fortunes: The best chapter is yet to come...

Participation Award

$5.99

In my day.... We lost and we liked it! It used to be that you either won or lost when you competed, but now everybody wins!  When everybody wins, don't we all lose? (Awwww SNAP! Look at that turn of phrase!) Our hilarious blue...