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Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit

$8.99

Enter the Testoster-Zone! Oh, yeah! Now every guy can have a tiny space to call his own with the Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit! A place were burping, farting, yelling at TV and housing the world's most ugly but comfortable furniture known to mankind. ...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow Crank Music Box

$7.49

The dreams that you dare to dream are gently brought to light with our Somewhere Over The Rainbow Music Crank Box.  It's a sentimental gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! While this music box is...

Unicorn Tea Infuser

$16.99 $5.00

Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Men's Socks

$12.99

Our hard-working Busy Making A Fucking Difference Men's Socks are a powerful fashion statement for guys from all walks of life. A reminder for yourself and fortunate onlookers of just how great an impact you have on this world. Wear them ironically as...

Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap

$3.49

The soap you can slip on... Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap. Mysophobia* got you down? As the good doctor said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it's guaranteed to get your hands...

I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel

$10.99

Our amazing I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel is leaps and bounds above the rest!  You're a force to be reckoned with, so why settle for some basic dish rag? Put your super powers on display for all the world to see, as this awesome...

Iridescent Glux

$6.99 $4.50

Prismatic Super Putty Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to...

Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit

$14.99

Trace, Color, Stick! Run out of wall space? Add some happy color to your space with our Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit! After you've created your masterpieces place your custom artwork on your windows and use the light of the sun to brighten up...

Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49 $2.00

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

I'm Not Emotionally Dead, But It Sounds Amazing Gum

$1.99

Emotionally exhausted from being dragged by the drama llama? Our I'm Not Emotionally Dead, But It Sounds Amazing Gum was made for you. You know what they say: the grass is always greener on the other side of the emotionally-dead fence! Ahhh. Wouldn't it...

Instantly Control Your Family Breath Spray

$5.99

It's not that you don't love them.  It's just that if they did what you wanted, maybe you'd love them a little bit more.  Our Instantly Control Your Family Breath Spray is so strong it works on extended family!   Instantly control your...

Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers

$9.99

Aw, nuts! Our Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers are just about as nutty as they come! Acorn-y and useful gift, our Fred and Friends bottle stoppers are cleverly designed to resemble acorns and will allow you to squirrel your wine away for...

Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins

$9.99

We don't want to be pushy, but our Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins are more than just a fun + healthy alternative to boring run-of-the-mill tacks. They're the homeopathic cure for a bland desktop! Each one of the “seeds” in this pomegranate...

Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

World's Smallest Etch-A-Sketch

$5.99

The World's Favorite Drawing Toy What do you get the person that has everything? Simple.... The World's Smallest Etch-a-Sketch. This classic toy has been bringing joy and amusement to countless people for as long as 50 years- and now that it's pocket...

Action Items! Pad

$6.99

Take note! Our Action Items! Pad is a project manager's dream come true!  It's a to-do list notepad that conveys the appropriate level of urgency! Because there's nothing more satisfying than scratching an item off your to-do list, the fire engine...

Bird's Eye View Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99

A little birdie told us they want to hold your pencil! Our colorful pink and orange Bird's Eye View Sharpener And Pencil Holder is the perfect pencil companion for everyone!  The Bird's Eye View holds on to your pencil and is a pencil sharpener...

Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So why not add some trash talking and personality to your favorite room in the house? It's the perfect gift, because everyone needs...

Monster Erasers

$3.99

Scare mistakes away! With our adorabl set of 3 Monster Erasers you can swap the scary jaws and arms with the other ones to mix up their colors and create new monsters! Mistakes better be on the lookout because there are monsters out to get them! Keep...

Participation Award

$5.99

In my day.... We lost and we liked it! It used to be that you either won or lost when you competed, but now everybody wins!  When everybody wins, don't we all lose? (Awwww SNAP! Look at that turn of phrase!) Our hilarious blue...

Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipop

$4.99

Are you a sucker for spicy food?  Lovers of spicy food will just eat up our handmade Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipops! Each one of these chili-pepper-shaped hard candy pops is infused with real chili pepper bits, and pack a heat that can't be beat!...

Spiked Tea Narwhal Tea Infuser

$9.99

Narwhal, Narwhal, swimming in your tea cup!  Causing a commotion because he is so awesome!​ No matter what time of the day or night it is, it's the perfect time to brew some tea with the unicorn/Jedi of the sea!  Our Spiked Tea Narwhal Tea...

Classic Batman Mints

$2.99

Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na Na... No way!  Not with that stinky breath!  Holy Halitosis Batman! Fishy penguin breath got you down?  Have no fear!  Our Classic Batman Mints have arrived to battle the evil lurking in your mouth! ...

I Love Us String Art Wooden Box

$7.99 $4.00

Our mini I Love Us String Art Wooden Box is a gift that is sure to tug at your honey's heart strings! I sweet way to say that they have your heart by a string, it's a cute and simple way to celebrate your love for your relationship, be it marriage,...

Bag O' Dirt

$14.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99

There Isn't An "I" In This Team Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed with!...

Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin. Do you feel more than you...

Affirmators! Journal

$14.69

Lucky you! Our magically uplifting Affirmators! Journal has manifested its way into your life! Rainbows, unicorns, and good vibes, oh my! Our customer favorite Affirmators! Affirmation Cards has now transformed itself into a deliciously silly and...

Floating Glitter Photo Frame

$8.49 $7.99

*Poof* Preserve your favorite magical moments in one of our Floating Glitter Photo Frames! No matter how big or small, they will unleash a flood of memories and glitter, as they wash over your favorite photo, making remembering those happy moments all...

I Gave A F*ck, Once Socks

$10.99

There's not much to say about our I Gave a F*ck, Once Socks that they don't already convey!     There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which you cared.   A little, not a lot.   Never did you ever give TWO F*cks...

Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish

$9.99

I-I-I will narwhalways love youuuuu Our Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish is a wonderful gift for your sweetie!  Now, it may look like he's laying down on the job, but the tooth is, he's been training his whole life, and is ready and willing to guard...

Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

Kitten Bath Soap

$3.49

Our Kitten Bath Soap is just the size for little paw paws that try to like to jump in the shower. True story... Walked into the house last night and Mr. Whiskers was all like, "Listen, I've been grooming and watching birds all day.  Don't you even...

Mary Jane Scented Candle

$11.99

This is not just another half-baked idea, our totally dank Mary Jane Scented Candle smells like the real deal!  Not that we would have any idea what that would smell like of course... err... anyway!Give this as a gift to your favorite stoner friend...

Munchie Generator Pen

$7.99

When you have the munchies and want ALL THE FOOD our Munchie Generator Pen will be your best bud. It's the perfect gadget for when your memory is a little cloudy, your judgement is sketchy, but your belly is talking loudly over your giggles or internal...

Unique Unicorn Click-It Eraser

$1.99

Beautiful unicorns adorn each one of our Unique Unicorn Click-It Erasers making for a magical erasing experience. Clearly, the loveliest of all erasers, they are the simple, fun and an adorably cute way to erase pencil markings. Now, we're not one to...

You Are Better Than The Best Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum That's Great For Narcissistic Bosses Because They're The BesssssstYou're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree. What we can agree on is...

Fierce B*tch Snarky Tea

$14.99

Stay bold, stay snarky...  Yaaaaaaaas. The heavens have shined upon you with a celestial light of fiery fierceness and you’re absolutely killing it. When you walk by, flowers perk up and haters bow down. Two snaps and a clap – the queen...

Gay Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Instant Faboulous!Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's.   Its an exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth and perfumed with a touch of mint. Scientifically engineered with a touch of class. ...

Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Encourage kids to discover, learn, and explore with our Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit!  Pierce and Gemma, friends that love to explore and discover awesome fluorescent rocks, will assist your kiddos with their exploration by way of...

Tongue Pot Steam Vent Lid Lifter

$14.99 $5.00

Looking to blow off some steam? Our Tongue Pot Steam Vent Lid Lifter is just drooling at the chance to help you (and your delicious creation) from boiling over! Even if you've only masted the art of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese (which is no easy feat), you...

Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel

$10.99

Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,...

Bacon Scented Candle

$11.99

Oh, hello bacon!   Welcome to my living room and my bedroom and my bathroom and my hallway!   I'm so glad you could escape the confinement of the kitchen and delight the rest of my house with your savory, gratifying smell!     Our...

Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

Copper Party Cup

$15.99

Are your raging kegger days starting to become a distant memory?  Looking to salute the countless red cups gone by, all the while classing up your drinking game?  Now you can gracefully graduate from Freshmen year shenanigans to earning a...

Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel

$10.99

Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful kitchen towel resembles a postcard and features a...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The IntorvertedLooking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match!...

Wine-O Bottle Bag

$9.99

Our Wine-O Bottle Bag may look like a run-of-the-mill paper bag, but its really made of a super-strong, non-woven fabric thats quilted and insulated to keep the chill in your chardonnay!  Naturally, it's reusable so anytime you need to tote a...

Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing.  When you snooze you...

Stress Manatee

$7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow. Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care...

This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

$12.99

You know that meal was f*cking delicious, so why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of saccharine sweet and hilariously profane. Everyone loves baked mac and cheese. Now have some fun taking...

Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $2.00

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch

$6.99

At first, this bag was going to say "Be Helvetica or Copperplate, Never Ever Papyrus."  But then we thought it might be a little too niche. Our cheeky Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch helps you keep your priorities in order.  Oh,...

Hello Kitty Super Star Mug

$11.99 $5.00

Our bright and cheerful Hello Kitty Super Star Mug is happy to join you, every groggy morning or late night, as you plan your attack to take over the world or at least finish that report that's quite possibly due in the morning. We're willing to bet that...

Illuminati Air Freshener

$3.99

Come on. Really? Don't blame a conspiracy... it's your fault your car is so stinky! The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd let them control the odor in your car. Don't you want...

Snack + Stack Utensils

$16.99

Play With Your Food! Snack & Stack is sized for kids and grown-ups alike! The silicone handles of these mid-size utensils lock together securely for easy storage and packing, not to mention endless amusement! Perfect for lunch boxes, picnics, your...

Super F*cking Awesome Socks

$10.99

Like Super Duper F*cking Awesome SocksOur Super Fucking Awesome Women's Ankle Socks are, well, super fucking awesome. As they do say so themselves! Know what else is super fucking awesome? You! You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your...