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Giant Ice Cream Cone Lollipop

$7.99

Psst... We've got the inside scoop Our Giant Dipped Ice Cream Cone is eye candy that's real candy! These gorgeous and colorful ice cream shaped lollipops that have been handmade and dipped in a flavored hard candy (crafted from a secret 75 year old...

Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Most MenIf he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but your...

This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

Blood Sucker Lollipop

$3.99

It's Bloody Good Candy! We're O (so) positive that you'll be totally grossed out yet equally intrigued by our sickening sweet Blood Sucker Lollipop, that we're willing to bet the blood bank on it! With their "Unusual Tastes" Harry Potter fans will...

Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Donut Touch My Lunch Bag

$14.99

There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table. They'll be so jelly,...

Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... Our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports from our customers that they have found them stowing away...

Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks

$7.99

Our Novel Idea Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks by Fred are literally, figuratively, and hyperbole too cute for words! These awesomely designed bookmarks will remind you there's always a perfect opportunity to catch up on your reading!...

B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

$10.99

BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy dose humor and wit. Featuring a colorful and classic repetitive design, it's reminiscent of our...

I Kissed A Republican / Democrat Gum

$1.99

Partisan Political Puking Gum Did you kiss a donkey last night or perhaps your lips locked with an elephant?  With our I Kissed A Republican or I Kissed A Democrat Gum, you can always be prepared for any accidental smooches that may happen due to...

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks

$10.99

Hear ye!  Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible... The Most Dysfunctional Family in the World!  What's that?  You don't want tickets? ...

The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks

$10.99

Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad news in a cutie-pie cat, red dress, and yellow shoe-clad, blue-eyed kitten package ain't really all that bad in the end.  Enjoy giving the universe...

Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...

Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my headIt's...

Humans Are My Side B*tch Cat Dish Towel

$10.99

If cats could talk our Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel would sum up their felines purrfectly. No, it doesn't read "rub my belly, leave me alone" but the message is the same! "Humans are my side bitch, solitude is my main bitch." But hey, that's...

Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our feisty Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks are just the pair to wear when you're cruisin' for a bruisin'! Come on now... put up dukes! Featuring a total knockout drawn in the classic pinup tattoo style design - complete with stars, and roses. Speaking of roses.....

Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder

$19.99

Stay committed... to keeping your purse off the dirty floor! Our Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder will allow you to wine and dine, and feel just fine! You'll never have to worry about finding a place to safely place your purse, with this...

Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel

$10.99

Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and stylish dishtowel features an awesome retro pad, with a seemingly happy hostess answering the door to excited...

My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight...

Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

$11.99

Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. And fun loving gift for your tipsy cook!  Screen-printed in rich colors, Grape...

Wake The F**k Up Snarky Tea

$14.99

Good morning, you stunning creature! Mornings are difficult for most, but not for you. You love hitting the treadmill at 5 a.m. and petting tiny fawns in dew-covered meadows at the first sign of daybreak. SYKE! Mornings suck. But we’ve got you...

Bear Toothbrush Holder

$4.99

We Can Bear-ly Deal With How Cute This Is! We've all heard the scary stories of how far toilet flush spray travels in the bathroom! While we don't know if it's true, but it sounds plausible, so we're taking precautions and covering OUR toothbrushes with...

Bring Your Wine To Work Day Socks

$10.99

Sock For So-So Sober Ladies Wave your freak flag up high and down low with our totally weird Bring Your Wine to Work Day Socks (and roller skates) you'll never be to slow! Unless of course you crash into the vending machine on the way back from the...

Cupcake Mints

$3.99

No Bake Cupcake Candy MintsLets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake?   The frosting!   The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so freakin' good you'll wish had even...

Desk Donut Eraser And Pushpin Holder

$9.99

Our mouth watering Desk Donut Eraser + Pin Holder is the stickiest and gooiest eye candy in Cube Town!  This magnificent, pink-frosted, donut eraser that’s “sprinkled” with 50 colorful pins for your corkboard is about to make your...

I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel

$10.99

Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning. You're not the only one! Just look at the size of this rooster! This early-to-rise loud mouth is waking the...

Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

$12.99

Time to cook up some fun. Our extra saucy Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt is ready to serve up the spiciest of dishes! Featuring an innocent yet flirty retro print with the words Get Ready to Undo Your Pants, this double entendre gets to the...

Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel

$10.99

Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...

Weed Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community.   Let's be blunt.   It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a start!   For sure, it can easily hold some coinage...

I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks

$10.99

Our astronomically fun I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks are leaps and bounds above the rest! This bold yet cheeky pair of socks are the perfect ones to slip on when it's time to throw down or run for chairman of the board. Whether it's a dragon...

Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp

$12.99

Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of colors,...

Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.99

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$8.99

S-T-R-E-T-C-H  Our World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong stretches into hundreds of different positions, and he returns to his normal size! Well sorta normal size, since he is officially the World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong! Your...

Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hola! Meet our Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser! It's the groovy Peruvian infuser! Simply fill this Fred and Friends Andean-inspired infuser with your favorite blend of tea, stand it upright in your mug, and steep. You'll be rewarded with fresh...

Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

$1.99

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're chewing this gum! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1...

I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

$12.99

We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judging you, fellow procrastinators! Because it's okay! Sometimes you just need/deserve a sanity break. Watch...

T.V. Rock

$5.99 $3.00

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral.   This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...

GRL PWR Graphite Pencils

$5.99

There's no power like girl power! Featuring six powerful go-get-em quotes our GRL PWR Graphite Pencils will inspire you every day and you’ll be powering through your work in no time at all. There’s no power like girl power and that starts...

Hellraiser Socks

$10.99

Pinhead Would Be Proud Just like these socks, you may look all sweet, cute, and innocent, but you know the truth.   You've been terrorizing the masses since you got your first set of wheels!     Let everyone that dare look, know your true...

I'm Willing to Risk the Cooties If You Are Plaque

$8.99 $4.00

Our cheeky I'm Willing to Risk the Cooties If You Are Plaque puts the ewww in I love you, and is about to take your flirting skills to an entirely new level. That's the sign of true love...  throwing caution to the wind and willingly swapping...

Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum

$1.99

Everyone Will Whaley Love This CandyWhale, hello there! We noticed our Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum has gotten your attention with it's perpetu-whale grin! Will you take this whale to be your very best friend? Pretty please, with some...

Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Holy crapola!  Today is THE BEST!  Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin happy that you could shit rainbows!   Maybe you woke up thinking it was Friday but it's...

Always Be A Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Introducing our Always Be A Unicorn Socks! Also know as Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn Socks! We're not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but we're also not going to say...

Classic Superman Mints

$2.99 $2.00

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... our Classic Superman Mints are so strong!  It's like Kryptonite to your ole buddy Hal-itosis. Although the classic image of Superman is...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a...

I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote

$9.99

Our I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote by Blue Q sums things up rather perfectly. You can take your moonlit beach and throw it in the ocean, we'll take the cool glow of our fridge! You too? Join the club (sandwich)! Fashioned in bright...

No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel

$10.99

Our straight-shootin' No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel will help your dirty mind keep the kitchen clean! A cheeky piece of kitchen decor this otherwise innocent looking banana is putting your obscene thoughts on full display...

Baby Selfie Props

$8.99

Taking Baby Pictures To A New Level Trust us, they grow up fast and you'll wish you had taken as many pictures as possible!  Especially ones that you can embarrass them with when they get older!   Before you know it they'll be balking at your...

Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You Socks Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but admittedly crazy friend... or you know... yourself! These...

Galaxy Lollipop

$4.99

A lollipop light years ahead of its time Our spectacular handmade Galaxy Lollipops are flat out the sweetest gift this side of the Milky Way. Hand-poured and swirled purple + black circular lollipop Embedded with glitter and adorned with silver star...

3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the appearance of a butterfly gently resting on you. Hey,...

Elf On The Shelf Hanging Candy Tin

$3.99 $1.00

This little elf has a cheeky grin outside and sweet vanilla snowflake candies inside! The attached cord lets you display The Elf on the Shelf as an ornament or as a clever present topper!    Based on the 2005 children's book, The Elf on the...

Elodie Unicorn Ambient Light

$14.99 $5.00

My name is Elodie and I'm here to light up your world. Our mesmerizing Elodie Unicorn Ambient Light is just what your nighttime dream adventures need! This mini ambient lamp brings big magic along for the ride! Adorable Mini Unicorn Nightlight...

Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

Mermaizing Ouch! Bandages

$5.99

Have the grace of a fish out of water? Our Mermaizing Ouch! Bandages are a thoughtful gift for your helplessly uncoordinated pal, or mermaid loving maiden! These magical healing bandages are a result of this lovely mermaid sending her friends up to...

Petite Unicorn Trinket Dish

$9.99

A magical place to store your treasures! Our sweet-faced Petite Unicorn Trinket Dish is full of delicate, flowery details.   Even the box is printed with pastel flowers that echo the trinket dish! This majestic dish features rosy...

Smitten Kitten Measuring Tape

$6.99

Unlike most every other kitty on the planet, our Smitten Kitten Measuring Tape is actually encouraging you to pull her tail.  No, it's not a trap! You can trust! Promise. We're totally not kitten. It's paws down just the cutest tape measure...

Rosie's We Can Wash It! Soap

$3.49

Tough job? Not a problem. Even when you knock off for the day, you'll be riveting when you lather up with Rosie's We Can Wash It! Soap Tiny bar of soap (though it be but little, it is fierce.) Removes elbow grease. Don't be afraid to get your hands...