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Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

Made With Love Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Everyone knows that the best part about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love!  Our Made With Love Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren't eating processed food packaged in a factory, but...

Rainbow Neck Warmer

$19.99

Somewhere over our Rainbow Neck Warmer, bluebirds fly... Feeling the winter chill in your neck? This Rainbow Neck Warmer not only is practical as a neck warmer; it also brings a happy rainbow to your day. Made to warm in the microwave, this neck warmer...

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

$1.99

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself.  This is great advice and should always be worn on your sleeve... unless you can be a unicorn. Be sure to...

British Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Exceptionally Polite Breath Thanks to our amazing Instant British Accent Breath Spray, having a British accent is as easy as making a cup of tea!  You'll instantly sound richer, smarter and even look more attractive!   This snap-acting formula...

Fingerboard Football, Hockey, Mini Golf + Basketball Game Pack

$14.99

Our fun-sized Fingerboard Games Selection contains four games in one! It will keep your brain and fingers active, and your options wide open! With this super fun collection of mini fingerboard games, you get to choose from basketball, mini golf, ice...

Hello Kitty Super Star Mug

$11.99 $5.00

Our bright and cheerful Hello Kitty Super Star Mug is happy to join you, every groggy morning or late night, as you plan your attack to take over the world or at least finish that report that's quite possibly due in the morning. We're willing to bet that...

Sour-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

Pucker up buttercup! Our bright and colorful Sour-Pop Lollipops are handmade in the USA and available in 3 tempting flavors and color combinations: Sour Watermelon (pink & green) Sour Wildberry (purple & blue) Sour Pink Lemonade (yellow...

Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set

$19.99

Our infectiously cheerful Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set features our Manatea infuser with a perfectly coordinated "Go With The Flow" mug.  It helps even the most high-strung folks relax and will of course make a huge splash for...

Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener

$3.99

Instantly make your commute magical with our Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener! Before your very own eyes, your car will turn into a mobile fantasy land populated with unicorns! A sweet treat for your eyes as well as your nose! For just like a...

Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

$12.99

Time to cook up some fun. Our extra saucy Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt is ready to serve up the spiciest of dishes! Featuring an innocent yet flirty retro print with the words Get Ready to Undo Your Pants, this double entendre gets to the...

Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand

$9.99 $4.00

Keep your phone high & dry with our adorable Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand! This charming pair of red, rubbery wellies is perfectly designed to cradle your phone and keep it upright for charging or streaming rainy day movies. No need to worry about...

Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.00

Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but you know what we mean! That's right, there's yet another thing Rosie can add to the list of things she can...

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.00

Rudolph the chapped lipped reindeer!   (Not!)   Do you ever wonder why reindeer don't get chapped lips?   No?   We don't either.   But perhaps they use our Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer Rockin'' Raspberry Flavored Lip Balm!...

Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case

$5.99

Our Enchanting Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case is a wondrous and satisfyingly squishy place for storing all your stationery essentials! Watch the twinkly stars, rainbows and flowers float around in the magical blue liquid. With a pink and yellow zip for...

Heat Sensitive Thermochromic Glux Putty

$6.99 $3.00

You'll enjoy watching our temperamental Thermochromic Glux Putty morph between a spectrum of warm orange to bright yellow depending on it's fluctuating temperature! That's right! This moody putty deceptively appears to consist entirely of a solid orange...

Hellraiser Oven Mitt

$12.99

Just like our sweet and innocent Hellraiser Oven Mitt your meals may look all wholesome and homemade, but you know the truth. You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it a Dish to Pass. And we love...

Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

$12.99

Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you just look at this kitty cat. So stinking pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your...

Oh My Ombre! Mechanical Pencils and Erasers

$7.99

Our eye-catching Oh My Ombre! Mechanical Pencils and Erasers will keep your creative juices flowing as you pull energy from the exciting transfer of color to beautiful color resting in your hot little hands! You’ll say “oh my!” when you...

Subtext Ice Mold

$9.99 $5.00

Drop a not-so-subtle hint by way of instant ice cube messenger using our Subtext Ice Mold! A fun way to say a little something without opening your mouth.  Because some people are as dense as an iceberg, and don't bother looking beneath...

Bigfoot Air Freshener

$3.99

Anyone who lives in the Pacific Northwest knows the smell of Bigfoot.   The real Bigfoot smells like cheese, socks and mildew, but our Bigfoot Air Freshener gives off a pleasing pine odor. This air freshener covers foul smells while letting you...

Birds On A Wire Picture Hangers

$11.99

Hey Hal, what's shakin?  Meh, I'm holding some picture of a kid wearing a robot costume with cake all over his face, what about you?  I'm holding a cell phone bill that was due yesterday, but it's nice to see the flock is growing. It's the...

Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages

$5.99

A Kiss Will Make It Feel Better! Our Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a smooch-able bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY!...

Holy Toast Bread Stamp

$2.99

Holy Mother Of God... what is on my toast! In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper always makes a good impression. Press the stamper into an...

I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring PeopleListen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what...

Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.99

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

Red Red Wine Candle

$11.99

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! Perfect for when you need to stay level headed, and the only thing you'll be pouring over that night is...

Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Do oolong for adventure? Our Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser by Fred is just what you need! This fun-loving miniature unicorn float tea infuser is an instant vacation in a cup! To put it loose-tea, it may just be the most legendary way to unwind with a...

Wet My Whistle Musical Straws

$9.99

With our Wet My Whistle Musical Straws, the *clink* of ice dropping into your glass wont be the only music to your ears!   Its like that cool whistle candy you used to get when you're a kid... but this time, instead of candy, its connected to your...

Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

$10.99

Your prayers have been answered!  Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember to...

Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp

$12.99

Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of colors,...

People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

$10.99

Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!  A soft, cozy reprieve for your...

Pizza Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Our totally cheesy Gama-Go Pizza Bandages are sure to get a rise out of your favorite pizza lover. They simply can't be topped! Except with pepperoni that is. Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Yeah.. we know how that's going to...

Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99 $4.00

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life!   Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar a...

Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends

$5.49

Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Always have fruit at your fingertips super cute Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends! Just lightly scratch our these decals release their fruity scent! Featuring 5 different fruit designs and scents per pack! Pineapple,...

Sombrero Slammer Stacking Shot Glasses

$9.99

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! Nothing serves up Tequila Slammers more festively than our Sombrero Slammer Stacking Shot Glasses!  They're a must for your next grand fiesta.  Just fill your sombrero shaped slammer with a shot...

Taco Truck Taco Holders

$12.99

Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day!  Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

Treat Yo Self! Donut Vanilla Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Our cheeky Treat Yo Self! Donut Vanilla Scents Of Humor Air Freshener will allow you to indulge yourself in the sweet smell of indulgence with a retro twist. You won't need to glaze upon it too long to get a healthy dose of nostalgia! Designed to...

What Would A Mermaid Do? Decision Pen

$7.49

Looking for a Seal of Approval?We predict that our Mermazing What Would A Mermaid Do? Decision Pen will be the next best thing to having Ariel as a BFF! Feel like you're stuck between a rock lobster and a hard place? Can't seem to make up your mind what...

Blood Sucker Lollipop

$3.99

It's Bloody Good Candy! We're O (so) positive that you'll be totally grossed out yet equally intrigued by our sickening sweet Blood Sucker Lollipop, that we're willing to bet the blood bank on it! With their "Unusual Tastes" Harry Potter fans will...

Donut Touch My Lunch Bag

$14.99

There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table. They'll be so jelly,...

I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool thing...

Instant Rhythm Gum

$1.99

Give Dad A Piece Of This Gum Next Time He's Driving And Playing Steering Wheel Drums To The Radio Do you know someone that can't dance? Our Instant Rhythm Gum for Awkward dancers works in a snap! Directions for Use: At the first sound of music,...

The Potty Piano

$19.99

Start your day off on the right note! Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano! That's right, put that phone down! No need to surf the web or text to kill time while you're dropping the kids off at the...

You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! Don't settle for a basic dish rag. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the...

Beer Tree Bottle Cap Drinking Game

$23.99

Our Beer Tree Bottle Cap Party Game is a tree that grows with every beer! So, just how long does it need to flower? That depends on you and your party guests! At parties or cozy evenings, the tree grows by the hour. In Germany it's called...

F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for...

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lollipop

$7.99

Psst... We've got the inside scoop Our Giant Dipped Ice Cream Cone is eye candy that's real candy! These gorgeous and colorful ice cream shaped lollipops that have been handmade and dipped in a flavored hard candy (crafted from a secret 75 year old...

Hot Steve Salts

$7.99

A seriously spicy chile salt As the name suggests our Hot Steve Salts is a seriously spicy chile salt! It's great for margaritas and Bloody Marys, soups and chili, Mexican fare, or anything else when you want to spice things up! It's delicious on popcorn...

I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our infectiously cheerful I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Oven Mitt is well... totally boss!  It's a totally cheeky way to express your admiration for the person in charge...  What we love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without...

Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99 $4.00

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

Pizza Party Coasters

$5.99 $3.00

Ain't no party like a pizza coaster party. Cause a pizza coaster party don't stop. Now you can turn every beverage into a pizza party with our delicious Pizza Coasters! Each slice from this clever set of 12 features a realistic NY pizza resting on a...

Slow Brew Two For Tea Mug + Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set

$19.99

Sloths really know how to embrace life in the slow lane. Follow their lead, kick back, and take a long, slow sip of perfectly brewed tea. Our cozy Two For Tea Mug & Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set is the perfect companion for when you're feeling...

B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,...

Born Alone, Die Alone, in the Middle, Cereal Dish Towel

$10.99

Cheerio!  Our perfectly flake-y Born Alone, Die Alone, in the Middle Cereal Dish Towel encourages you to dive into your day and a giant bowl of cereal! At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The...

Icy Pops Scented Puzzle Eraser

$3.99

Fruit scented! Our fantastic Icy Pops Scented Puzzle Eraser Set comes with 4 popsicle shaped erasers that you can mix and match and create all sorts of cute pencil eraser color combinations. Erase pencil mistakes with cute pencil erasers that look like...

Munchie Generator Pen

$7.99

When you have the munchies and want ALL THE FOOD our Munchie Generator Pen will be your best bud. It's the perfect gadget for when your memory is a little cloudy, your judgement is sketchy, but your belly is talking loudly over your giggles or internal...

Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...