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Busy Making A F*cking Difference Men's Socks

$12.99

Our hard-working Busy Making A Fucking Difference Men's Socks are a powerful fashion statement for guys from all walks of life. A reminder for yourself and fortunate onlookers of just how great an impact you have on this world. Wear them ironically as...

Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring PeopleListen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what...

A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks

$12.99

Our mastiff'ly cute Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks charmingly sums up the special relationship between a boy and his dog. Whether that boy happens to be 6 or 60! You don't need a special occasion to give one to the good boy in your life! It's...

B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

Fly your purr-verbial freak flag high with our I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug. Beclaws all other interior decorators are in-fur-ier if they don't add a smattering of cats to their decor! This heartwarming red mug with white interior...

This Girl Takes No Sh*t Ankle Socks

$10.99

The only way we'll pussyfoot around Our meow-nificently catty This Girl Takes No Shit Ankle Socks is dripping with sass and cuteness! Featuring a relaxed kitty cat, enjoying a well-deserved ice cream cone waiting for the haters to say something so she...

Through The Ear Terror-Antula Spider Earring

$5.99

Scary Halloween prank! "Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!" - Walter Scott Our shockingly realistic Terror-antula Spider Earring is sure to fool the wisest of souls! Guaranteed to strike a chord with Halloween lovers...

Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop

$3.99

You've been slimed! Our colorful Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop is delicious, sparkly, gross out fun candy treat! Whether your love of slime originated with You Can't Do That On Television or Ghostbusters, we don't know (gah! we've been slimed!) But what...

Heading To My Next Mistake Socks

$10.99

Fun Socks For Making Mistakes In Throw our Heading To My Next Mistake Socks on the next time you're in a rush to get out of the door, and blast off to your next misadventure! Afterall, there's no time to make a decision, and if there was, you'd...

Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug

$14.99

Our enchantingly beautiful Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug will make finding the silver lining in any situation a piece of cake! (Make that a piece of cake with whipped cream piled high, unlimited scoops of ice cream, and extra sprinkles!) Because nothing...

Wise Owl Pendant Necklace

$5.99

Just hoo! Hoo! Who? Who do you think you are lighting up the room with your wise personality? Discover a piece of jewelry fit to match your infectious aura of awesomeness! I'm talon you, this bright-eyed woodland creature will surely bring an element...

Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers

$3.99

Whether it's been a lengthy summer break or a rare 3 day weekend, take the burn off the return with this totally cool back to school gift... our Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers! The name's quite the mouthful but resist eating them no...

Super Duper Scooper Giant Ice Cream Cone Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Snow Queen meets Dairy Queen I scream, you scream, we all scream while hanging on for dear life to our humongous Super Duper Scooper Giant Ice Cream Cone Snow Tube Sled! For the snow bunny with a sweet tooth... if a foot of fresh snow reminds you of...

I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...

I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

$10.99

Your prayers have been answered!  Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember to...

Killin' It Men's Socks

$12.99

Anything You Can Do, I Can Probably Do Better SocksMuch like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this!...

Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...

Hellraiser Oven Mitt

$12.99

Just like our sweet and innocent Hellraiser Oven Mitt your meals may look all wholesome and homemade, but you know the truth. You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it a Dish to Pass. And we love...

Would Definitely Sh*t Here Again Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A cheeky gift for your favorite afi-shit-ionado our Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist will alert visitors to your impressive bathroom rating, and provide them with some reading material while they take a load off! Or is it pinch a loaf off?...