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Rainbow Neck Warmer

$19.99

Somewhere over our Rainbow Neck Warmer, bluebirds fly... Feeling the winter chill in your neck? This Rainbow Neck Warmer not only is practical as a neck warmer; it also brings a happy rainbow to your day. Made to warm in the microwave, this neck warmer...

Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers

$9.99

Orange you glad you stumbled upon these erasers?  Ex-squeeze us, but we must introduce you to our Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers! Their orange-inality is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor! Fashioned to look like whole segments of a mandarin...

We Had A Baby Carrot Socks

$10.99

So Cute I Could Just Eat You SocksOur delightfully weird We Had A Baby Carrot Socks are just the thing you need to kick off your initiation into parenthood. We don't mean to leek any insider information, but they're pretty much guaranteed to bring some...

Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model would...

I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks Socks

$9.99

Great Gift For The Church Ladies Our glorious I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks Socks seem to have fallen from heaven! A gift from the gods, you might say! So, like... We've always suspected she might be throwing a few back... but what we're most...

Just Bee Socks

$9.99

Honey Bee Flower SocksOur un-bee-lievably cute Just Bee Socks are so sweet you may just attract a swarm of compliments! To be or not two bees - count for yourself. We think three bees on each foot is the answer you're looking for!  They say bee-uty...

My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel

$10.99

Just some food for thought. Our straight-shooting My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel is not taking requests. Not now, not ever. You want it your way? You can drive your happy ass to the burger joint down the street. When we were younger,...

The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Gum

$1.99

We imagine that this is what the Lady said to the Tramp, right before she walked out of the Red Sauce Joint they once called "our place."  It's a sad story, but it's a pretty funny gum. Our extra saucy The Difference Between Pizza and Your...

When One Door Closes, Talk Shit About It Dish Towel

$10.99

Oh deer! Does our When One Door Closes, Talk Shit About It Dish Towel resonate with us!  You're not going to settle for people who don't know your worth, so why settle for a basic dish rag! Think about it. Dish towels are like the socks of the...