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Pantone Magnet Set + Daily Mood Flip Chart

$9.99

Color us happy!  Our painfully hip Pantone Magnet Set + Daily Mood Flip Chart brings the iconic thought leader on color, PANTONE, to your refrigerator or office with this one-of-a-kind magnet set! Just imagine how awesome your gallery of kiddie...

Cats Snap Photo Cards

$11.99

Your cat may never talk to you again! A fun set of 25 hand drawn photo cards to give your cat some extra character! Hold the cards in front of your kitty and snap away, then share the funny photos with friends, family and fellow cat lovers. Save your...

Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99

Phone home, your mom is looking for you... Whoa!  Rocks made from meteors smashing into Earth!  The only thing cooler than that is having some.  We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect...

I Had One Of Those! Flashback Bendy Pencil

$1.99

Mind bending flashback to ​1984 When you're tongue tied and twisted, our super silly "I Had One Of Those! Bendy Pencil" is just the writing implement you need!  They can bend and twist into almost any shape!  You can even tie them in a knot...

Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit

$9.99

Give it a toss! Throw that bag in the hole! Our magnificently Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit includes everything you need to play desktop cornhole at the office with co-workers, at home with your cat, or at parties with friends! Two raised platforms...

Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

$11.99

Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. And fun loving gift for your tipsy cook!  Screen-printed in rich colors,...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set

$12.99

Beam me up Scotty!  Our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set includes is a mini replica from the original Star Trek series with Kirk and Spock or TOS (The Original Series) for those in the know! Star Trek fans and collectors will love this...

Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

$14.99

Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. This hilarious housewarming or hostess...

Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$11.99

Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) -...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

According to our latest Lab reports, our My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks have tested positive for LOLs. Looking for a fetching gift for your dog loving pal? No reason so chase your tail over finding the right one! We've caught you just in a lick...

Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life! Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar a swirl...

Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Blast from the past!   Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and...

Solar System Erasers

$9.99

Nerds love these! Our Solar System Erasers are a set of 8 colorful planets.  So now you can hold the universe in your hands and explore space without the hassle of leaving home! A fun model of the solar system made out of erasers... well… not the...

Teeny-Tiny Record Turntable

$12.99

Includes 3 Mini-LPs to Play! Let those records spin with the Teeny-Tiny Record Turntable! While your record collection is miles away at home, this retro-style kit adds a bit of vintage vinyl charm to any home or office! This nostalgia inducing kit...

The Magnificent Donut Hole Coffee Mug

$14.99

Introducing the Holey Grail of all coffee mugs.  Guaranteed to turn any morning into a slam dunkin' good time... behold The Magnificent Donut Hole Mug. Move over creampuff.  Just ship our Nobel Prize now! There are some things that were just...

It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum

$1.99

Our thought provoking, It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum really gave us something to chew on! Meow, we've always really admired one's ability to argue a point. Those crazy cat ladies are really onto something! This gum is the purrfect...

The Finest Quality Farts In A Jar

$9.99

Our o(dor)-so-terrific Farts in a Jar is precisely for when a silent but deadly, just won't doo(doo). Don't stink it up this Father's Day by offering Dad another tie or pack of golf balls as a gift. Release a scud missile or shoot an air biscuit straight...

Flash Rocks

$4.99

What would Flash Gordon think? Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? Forseriously though...  Just rub our Flash Rocks together to see a totally natural piezoelectric rock show!  They'll glow internally and...

Human Powered Light Bulb

$3.99

Why are you so touchy? Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun?  Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of socks and start dragging your feet around the nearest carpeted floor like you did when you were a...

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