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Kick Today in the Nuts Mug

$9.99

A great way to start your day is to drink out of our Kick Today in the Nuts mug! Don't let today beat you and get you down. Our mug is probably... maybe, guaranteed or something, to keep that smile on your face while the day keeps throwing curve balls at...

Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match!...

Sassy Kitty Matchbook Nail Files

$2.99

You'll be looking good and feline fine with our Sassy Kitty Matchbook Nail Files! Because, sometimes, the claws come out — and when they do, file them until they’re neatly shaped! Sassy Kitty are handy, matchbook-style sets of 8 paw-shaped...

Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set

$19.99 $16.85

Our infectiously cheerful Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set features our Manatea infuser with a perfectly coordinated "Go With The Flow" mug.  It helps even the most high-strung folks relax and will of course make a huge splash for...

You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

$1.99

For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard   Our vintage styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun an unexpected gift you can slip to any prick you may happen upon during your day.   Can't think of anyone deserving of...

Bag of Unicorn Toots

$8.99

Our magical Bag of Unicorn Toots has just arrived from The Enchanted Land of Unicorntopia via a rainbow slide from the sky! Perhaps you have not heard of this delicacy? Unicorn Toots Cotton Candy Puffs come from the happiest city in the sky. The...

Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks

$10.99

If there were ever a pair of @ss kicking socks to exist... these are them! Next time you have an important day, throw on our Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks to give you the confidence to seize the day, and let em know who's boss!   Like an...

CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis

$24.99

CBD edibles have arrived! Good luck trying to wipe that smile off your face! Too peopley outside? No problem! Reach for your jar of CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis and your social anxiety will run for the hills, instead of you! These smiley face...

Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

Bored as F*ck Gym Socks

$11.99

Our Bored as F*ck Gym Socks are accurate AF some days, if not all days! These socks are the perfect attire to wear to the most boring of functions. Flash a little ankle, and you'll be able to break through the boredom with some well-deserved laughter!...

Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99 $10.95

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

Top Shot Trophy Jigger

$11.99

And the Most Spirited Award goes to the very best in bar tools, our very own Top Shot Trophy Double Jigger! Your drinks deserve the very best. Now you can measure out your liquor perfectly, and enjoy the rewards of a well-mixed cocktail! Top Shot is...

Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game

$19.99

Set ‘em up and knock ‘em down! These Bowling Alley Cats are ready to rumble and tumble! Our adorable hand-painted Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game includes six cat pins and a roly-poly mouse “bowling” ball.  In this little...

Bring Your Wine To Work Day Socks

$10.99

Sock For So-So Sober Ladies Wave your freak flag up high and down low with our totally weird Bring Your Wine to Work Day Socks (and roller skates) you'll never be to slow! Unless of course you crash into the vending machine on the way back from the...

Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube

$24.99

Straight from grandma's candy dish Our Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube Sled is ready to take you around and around, and a up and down that hill over and over again! This snow tube will feel right at home on a brisk winter day! Just imagine...

CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg

$119.99

Keep Calm and Munch On Yummy CBD Gummies Introducing our mega-huge CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg!  Personally, we eat our CBD gummy bears two at at time. So they don't have to die alone.  We're thoughtful like that. CBD...

Roach Clips Bag Clips

$7.99

Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly designed to look like cockroaches, and will make you jump! They're a fun + unique housewarming (or dorm...

CBD Gummy Peach Rings

$24.99

These cannabidiol edibles will leave you feeling just peachy! It's no coincidence our CBD Gummy Peach Rings are shaped like tiny life savers, for they truly are! These tasty little treats pack a substantial punch with 25mg of CBD per piece...

Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss...

Howligans Cat Butt Key Hook

$7.99

A hiss-terical hook for the home Add some fun and functional feline style to your home with our Howligans Cat Wire Hanger! The cat’s tail bends forward and serves as a purrfect resting place for keys, jewelry, bags, or even your litter scoop...

Rainbow Glitter Scented Sunscreen

$18.99

You glow, girl! You’ll be eco-friendly, gorgeous, well protected and sparkling with our Rainbow Glitter Sunscreen!   This super fun bio-degradable glitter sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum...