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Iridescent Glux

$6.99

Prismatic Super Putty Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to...

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Sticky Notes

$6.99

​Hi, Neighbor! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood ever since our awesomely nostalgic Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Sticky Notes arrived!  Let them serve as a polite reminder to feed the fish, visit the Neighborhood of Make-Believe or change...

Sharkie Shark Sprinkler

$29.99 $19.50

Beware! May induce ankle biter giggling frenzy! Water we talking about? Our inflatable Sharkie Shark Sprinkler (not to be confused with Marky Mark - but he's okay with that too) is the some fin that has been missing form your summer fun! You'll be up...

Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

$1.99

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.   Our "Some People Just Need A High Five. In the Face. With a Chair" Gum will help you easily relay your empathy and...

Toadstool Mushroom Lunch Tote

$16.99

There's so mushroom for food! In-spore-ducing our amazingly cute Toadstool Mushroom Lunch Tote! Still using a paper bag for lunch? Let that shitake go! There's so mushroom for food in this Toadstool'y Cool Lunch Tote! Our red and white toadstool...

Giant Unicorn Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Wanna see a unicorn fly? Hop on! Our Giant Unicorn Snow Tube is a huge improvement over those harsh slabs of plastic people have been sledding with since wooly mammoths roamed the earth. Simply inflate, find a snowy hill, then grab the comfort grip...

Intoxication Citation Notepad

$4.99

Serious partying is not as easy as it looks.  It takes fortitude, commitment and most of all a strong constitution.  Let our unbeerlievably accurate and equally hilarious Intoxication Citation Notepad aid you in formally recognizing fellow...

Jesus Bandages

$5.49

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus...

Killin' It Men's Socks

$12.99

Anything You Can Do, I Can Probably Do Better Socks Much like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got...

Mermaid Memo Tabs

$4.99

Just A Note To Let You Know We Think You're Mermazing. Seas the day with our Mermaid Memo Tabs! Or stick to your boring yellow sticky tabs. Whatever floats your boat! If you're drowning in office or homework, you'll be able to keep your head above water...

Watch Your Toes Kitty Socks

$9.99

Our frisky Watch Your Toes Kitty Socks are ready for you to give them a loving home in your favorite pair of shoes or sock drawer! A cheerful accessory for any outfit, theses sweet little kitties will patiently hide out in your shoes until you're ready...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The Intorverted Looking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

I Like Long Romantic Walks To The Fridge Dish Towel

$10.99

You butter believe it! Our I Like Long Romantic Walks To The Fridge Dish Towel is sure to hit the spot with foodies from all walks of life, and that's no bologna! Featuring a repetitive, colorful mayo jar design reminiscent of Andy Warhol. It's a fun...

National Embarrassmints

$2.99

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of...

Pickle Air Freshener

$3.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel...

Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel

$10.99

I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers! Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. It's where your idyllic childhood and adulthood...

Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

$1.99

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now. Seriously, do not mess with me today. I'm not putting a dollar in the swear jar either. This is the...

Hot Dog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...

Narwhal Spotting Memo Tabs

$4.99

We're so happy our Narwhal Spotting Memo Tabs exist! To tell you the tooth, we're shore you will be too! It's time to rock the boat when it comes to your boring office, desk, and study supplies! No offense yellow stickies. They were there when we needed...

I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum

$1.99

Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of delicious chicklet-sized mint gum! A fun item to have for those moments when you don't have time for humility. If they didn't get the message at...

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