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Kawaii XOXO Bath Bomb

$7.99

Hidden heart trinket! Add a SURPRISE to your tub with a Kawaii Cherry Berry Valentine's Bath Bomb  featuring an assorted heart treasure hidden inside. Each bath bomb features an assorted mystery treasure. Have some fizzy fun with no sulfates or...

Kitschy Backyard BBQ Face Mask

$12.99

Don't forget the pink flamingos and Jell-o salad.  Deck yourself out in our Kitschy Backyard BBQ Face Mask for your next backyard soiree! Fun grilling accessory Handmade in the USA by a small business! Swank gift for the King (or Queen of...

Last Supper After Dinner Mints

$3.99

Are the flavors of your last supper lingering too long?   Our Last Supper After Dinner Mints are decorated with a painting of the Biblical Last Supper featuring Jesus and his Apostles.    Chew a few after your own supper (or breakfast, or...

Leech Bandages

$5.99

Dr. Leech will see you now! These Leech Bandages are awesome but there's probably a few people asking why put a leech on a bandage? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue?...

Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil

$5.99 $5.27

Never mind the bollocks, but how about them mollusks!  Take our Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil for instance... this is one old cephalopod and we're not squidding!  It's like millions of years old. Excuse us while we nerd...

Lobster Candy

$5.99

No lobster bib required! Growing up in New England, lobster dinners were pretty common for us kids  Did we think the bib was embarrassing... nope. Now? Ah heck yeah! So now I can feed the butter hungry monster living inside, while teasing it with...

Lunch Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

Mac & Cheese Candy Canes

$6.49

We wish you a cheesy Christmas! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaroni and cheese. Instant mac & cheese flavor, just like mom used to make! It's comfort food that tastes like comfort food A mashup of...

Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

$12.99

Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you just look at this kitty cat. So stinking pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your...

Man With A Pan Oven Mitt

$12.99

A man with a plan pan! Why does "Man With A Pan" sound so concerning at first? Oh that's probably just a personal fear of mine materializing while I write this product description. At my house, "I cook... you clean" 9 out of 10 times results in my better...

Marijuana Scented Candle

$11.99

Re-live your college years and rock concerts of yesteryear! Do you just love the smell of pot, but can't afford to smoke it... or maybe because it's ILLEGAL!!   Light up our Marijuana Scented Candle whenever you're in the mood.   It's legal in...

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies...  Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else!  We've become quite concerned when you involve other...

Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit

$9.99

Give it a toss! Throw that bag in the hole! Our magnificently Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit includes everything you need to play desktop cornhole at the office with co-workers, at home with your cat, or at parties with friends! Two raised...

Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks

$7.99

Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...

Mmmm Plus Eat Equals Meat Dish Towel

$12.99

If our math is correct... It's weird how math works, isn't it? Mmmm +  EAT = MEAT! This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. This dish towel...

Mocha Almond Lip Shit Lip Balm

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm Our Mocha Almond Lip Shit really gets you going! This fantastic lip balm moisturizes and protects your lips every time you put it on. It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply! All natural Fun...

Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone deserving of our Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks, count yourself mother f*cking lucky! So often it's the tough guys who end up being the real softies. Likewise, these socks at first glance have a hard exterior, but surprisingly...

Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop

$4.99 $3.99

What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...

Nose Aerobics Basketball

$4.99

Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while...

Not Just Your Dad's Plaid Face Mask

$12.99

Fore you or your dad! Deck yourself out in our Not Just Your Dad's Plaid Face Mask - it's is a real eye-sore fore!  Being quarantined has been a real bummer, and has many folks longing for the freedom of the open golf course! ...

Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode

$3.99

Phenomenal crystalline interior Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet... however, secretly hiding inside is an amazing cavern of crystals! Pretty much the embodiment of the...

Official World's Coolest Polaroid Camera

$7.99

Oh snap! Our World's Coolest Polaroid Camera may not be a working camera - but don't be so negative! It's only an amazingly cool miniature version of the original Polaroid Land Camera, with sound and simulated film! Just press the red button and the...

Pencils For Grammar Police

$9.99

Your annoying Our official Grammar Police Pencils are perfect for the corrector and the corrected. Whether it's at home, the office or most likely on social media... people just can't seem to use words correctly. Stop silently correcting when you can...

People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel

$10.99

Our totally fetching People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel puts your true feelings on display without ever having to mutt'er a word.  You much pawfer the company of dogs over... ugh. People. The ruff reality is that you happily greet any dog that...

Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic...

Pop Pop Snappers

$1.49

Drop it!  Throw it!  Step on it!  Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...

Quantum Computing for Babies

$9.99

A small spark to ignite a child's mind Written by experts, our Quantum Computing for Babies is a colorfully simple introduction to the magical world of quantum computers. Babies (and grownups!) will discover the difference between bits and qubits and...

Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes

$7.99

Oodles of doodles Don't forget to pick up a pack of Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes next time you get a craving... to leave a memo.  They're a quick and easy way to satisfy your note leaving urges! Each hilarious reusable zipper-lock bag contains...

Retro Classic Mattel Football Keychain

$11.99

A mini version of the original, our Retro Mattel Electronics Football Handheld Game Keychain will help you maneuver out of the neutral zone, and into touchdown territory in the game of gift giving! Before game consoles, mobile gaming, and online games -...

Robotics for Babies

$9.99

Simple explanations of complex ideas for your future genius! Robotics for Babies is a colorful, simple introduction to the technology behind robots. It’s never too early to become a scientist! Set the children in your life on a lifelong path to...

Rosie the Riveter Bandages

$5.49

We can do it! Our Rosie the Riveter Bandages let people know that you got hurt doing something important and persisted through the owie to achieve greatness! Rosie the Riveter was so tough and determined that she could work through just about anything...

Sew-It Shoulder Tote

$19.99

You'll look seamless! Whether you are working, playing or shopping this tote is great for holding your stuff! Work! Play! Travel! Shop! Features a chunky zipper and exterior patch pocket Use it everyday and everywhere Constructed with 95% recycled...

Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

$4.99 $4.39

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.  Kissing cherries...

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

$5.49

Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury! Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused...

Sipski Bath Wine Holder

$14.99

Calgon... take me away! Finally... the Sipski Bath Wine Holder and a little "you" time. Pull out that silky robe, pour some wine, light a few candles to set the mood for a truly luxurious soak. Kick back and relax at the end of a long day by taking your...

Soap for a Midlife Crisis

$9.99

Will not fade new tattoos! Our Soap for a Midlife Crisis smells like a motorcycle, or a perm or maybe even a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit...

Soap for Bromance

$9.99

Frisbee golf date? This brotastic bar of Bromance Soap smells like someone has a new friend. I used to consider you a lone wolf, but that's all in the past now. Yeah, I saw you buying that growler of Belgian dark ale for your new beer-whispering bestie...

Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

Space Invaders Tiny Arcade Tabletop Edition

$22.99

Save the planet against pixelated aliens! Our retro Space Invaders Tiny Arcade Tabletop Edition is the world’s smallest, fully functional, licensed video arcade! This Space Invaders Arcade is based on the “cocktail table” style arcades...

Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But only...

Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

These Are Not About A Penis Golfing Socks ​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very...

T.V. Rock

$5.99

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral.   This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...

Taco Truck Taco Holders

$13.99

Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day!  Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...

The Book Lover's Mug

$14.99

Have you read all these books yet? Why not curl up for a good read with The Book Lover's Mug. The mug has 30 unforgettable classic novels to choose from that will inspire the book lover in everybody. How many have you read? This mug is a fantastic gift...

The Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel

$12.99

I won't tell if you don't! I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Our appetizing The Food Has Weed In It Woven Dish Towel lets everyone at your party know they're about to have a good time. Wink. Super-absorbent...

The More You Nope Floaty Pen

$4.99 $4.39

Nope, don't tell me! Our rainbow shooting star The More You Nope Floaty Pen allows you to relive the after-school specials of your childhood with the well-timed drop of a nugget of wisdom. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.99

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

UFO Cow Abduction

$12.99

Beam Up Your Bovine - With Light and Sound! Our udderly fantastic UFO Cow Abduction Kit is an out-of-this-world gift for sci-fi lovers! Loaded with lights and special effects Steven Spielberg would be proud of! It features:  A mini spaceship,...

Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask

$12.99

On the road again. Goin' places that I've never been... Deck yourself out in our Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask - it's is a real gas!  Being quarantined has been a real bummer, and has many folks longing for the freedom of the open...

Weed Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community.   Let's be blunt.   It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a start!   For sure, it can easily hold some coinage...

World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo

$6.99

Yo-yo, yo! It's our World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo!  We don't mean to throw you for a loop, but we thought you should know your favorite childhood toy is back and it's pocket-sized! It's true, a miniature version of the #1 selling...

World's Smallest GI Joe vs Cobra Micro Action Figure

$6.99

Knowing is half the battle! Straight from the 80's, our tiny GI Joe vs Cobra Micro Action Figures battle it out against the terror nemesis Cobra Organization. These pop culture icons are now in the world's smallest size ever measures at 1.25 inches tall...

World's Smallest Power Rangers Micro Action Figures

$6.99

Go Go Power Rangers! The Power Rangers are back with our World's Smallest Power Rangers Micro Action Figures measure only 1.25 inches tall and each have three points of articulation! The Power Rangers show was first introduced in the 1990’s and quickly...

World’s Smallest Collector’s Edition Slinky Dog

$6.99

Golly bob howdy! Relive your childhood memories with the World’s Smallest Collector’s Edition Slinky Dog! The kids will instantly recognize him from the Toy Story movies, but the Slinky Dog has been an iconic pull toy since it was first born...

You're Neat Greeting Card

$4.99

You're Neat! Let your significant other, friend or family member know how neat they really are with our kawaii-style You're Neat Whiskey Greeting Card. Give me whiskey neat, my tea really sweet and a dusty pickup seat. • Card size is 4.25 x 5.5...

Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

Always Be A Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Introducing our Always Be A Unicorn Socks! Also know as Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn Socks! We're not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but we're also not going to say...

American Flag Face Mask

$9.99

Wear Old Glory everyday with pride! Our American Flag Face Mask is a fun and functional way to celebrate patriotism this summer! Wear it with pride, wear it for the 4th and wear it as your go-to mask. This mask is sewn of three layers of soft touch...

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