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Dog Butt Magnets

$11.99 $5.00

It's hard enough to find a magnet to keep your bills and pictures on the refrigerator, but even worse trying to find magnets that are loyal and obedient! If you're a dog lover who also needs to attach things to magnetic surfaces, use our Dog Butt...

Nacho Cheese Candle

$11.99 $5.00

An awesomely cheesy gift Though it's cheesey, we think our Nacho Cheese Candle is pretty grate! Whether you like being reminded of baseball games, country fairs, late night Taco Bell runs, or movie theater concessions, the Nacho Cheese Candle stings the...

Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.59

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

Just Texting On The Toilet Real Quick Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Calm down, everybody does it.  You just gotta be smart about it.  Do everything in the right order and don't let things touch other things.  Then apply our Just Texting On The Toilet Real Quick Hand Sanitizer.Texting in the bathroom allows...

Movers & Shakers Salt + Pepper Shakers

$13.99

Shaking your own salt and pepper can be soooo exhausting. It's Movers & Shakers salt & pepper shakers to the rescue! Just pull the cord and let these vibrating shakers do the work for you. They shake themselves! It's now fun and simple to add...

Polite as F*ck Gym Socks

$11.99

Our daringly discourteous Polite as F*ck Gym Socks are as colorful as the ill-mannered language they put on display! You're such a model citizen, but you need these socks to really let everyone know! Polite as fuck, you are, my dear. Oh, the irony and...

Flamingo Tropic Tacks Pushpins

$7.99

Get a leg up on organization with our Flamingo Tropic Tacks Pushpins! A flamboyance of flamingos has taken over your corkboard, wading to get your notes organized! Fred's Tropic Tacks are standing tall on useful pushpin "legs" to hold down bills,...

The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure

$9.99

Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress reliever, you can no become the owner of your very own screaming goat! Sh*t just goat serious. Let it goat. Let...

Airfork One Kids' Fork

$12.99

Air Fork One is now ready for boarding! It's just the thing to bring those mashed potatoes and peas in for a safe landing. It's high-flying meal-time fun for the little ones. It's made of sleek stainless steel encased in food-grade, dishwasher-safe...

Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

Flamingo Sound LED Key Light

$4.99

Flaming-go where no other flamingo has gone before!  This handy fella will be happy to add a bright shiny spot to your day with it's impressive LED light! Pink flamingos don't just look great in your front yard... they look fantastic hanging in your...

Taco Truck Taco Holders

$12.99

Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day!  Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...

Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99 $4.00

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

Squirrel in Underpants Mints

$3.99 $2.00

Fresh this Fall our Squirrel in Underpants Mints will inspire you to cloth all of the tiny streakers in your neighborhood! If only you could afford to buy enough undies for all of the adorable mini gymnastic bird feeder raiders in your hood... While they...

Copper Party Cup

$15.99

Are your raging kegger days starting to become a distant memory?  Looking to salute the countless red cups gone by, all the while classing up your drinking game?  Now you can gracefully graduate from Freshmen year shenanigans to earning a...

Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold

$14.99

Our Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold, is hands down, the coolest way to chillout! It's just what you need when all you want to do is relax with some friends and an ice cold beeri!  Simply fill the mold with water and freeze to create a giant ice cube that...

Namaste Motherf**ker Snarky Tea

$14.99

The choice of a new generation of yogis. Our Namaste Mother F**ker Snarky Tea is quenching the inner thirst of the new wave of snarky yoga practitioners. That's right. There's a new set of yogis in town, and we’re here for the elastic waistbands,...

Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.99

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

Solar System Marble Game

$6.99

Our marble-us Solar System Marble Game is simply too impressive to stash away until next time you play! Which is why this solar system themed marble set comes with 10 display rings so you can proudly showcase the sun and planet marbles on your...

This Beer Is Making Me Awesome Socks

$9.99

Fun Beer Socks To Make You And Your Feet AwesomeOur bubbly This Beer Is Making Me Awesome Socks are a must wear to the next happy hour, party, or family function! It makes a bold statement about your current state... One beer make me cool. Two beers and...

You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! Don't settle for a basic dish rag. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the...

Bacon Scented Candle

$11.99

Oh, hello bacon!   Welcome to my living room and my bedroom and my bathroom and my hallway!   I'm so glad you could escape the confinement of the kitchen and delight the rest of my house with your savory, gratifying smell!     Our...

Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...

Classic Superman Mints

$2.99 $2.00

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... our Classic Superman Mints are so strong!  It's like Kryptonite to your ole buddy Hal-itosis. Although the classic image of Superman is...

Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean Book

$13.99 $5.00

Holy shift key! Our hilarious Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean Book is all of the fun of dirty words without the dirty looks! This phrasebook is full of exclamations that sound naughty but are 100% office-ready, kid-friendly, and...

President Trump Troll

$14.99

Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...

Bear Toothbrush Holder

$4.99

We Can Bear-ly Deal With How Cute This Is! We've all heard the scary stories of how far toilet flush spray travels in the bathroom! While we don't know if it's true, but it sounds plausible, so we're taking precautions and covering OUR toothbrushes with...

Flashing LED Snowflake Holiday Knitted Scarf

$9.99 $4.00

Walking in a Winter Wonderland You can expect a blizzard of compliment when sporting our Flashing LED Snowflake Holiday Knitted Scarf! Cold weather is snow laughing matter! Make sure you stay bundled up on your trips caroling around the...

When One Door Closes, Talk Shit About It Dish Towel

$10.99

Oh deer! Does our When One Door Closes, Talk Shit About It Dish Towel resonate with us!  You're not going to settle for people who don't know your worth, so why settle for a basic dish rag! Think about it. Dish towels are like the socks of the...

Fart Scented Candle

$11.99

Fire in the hole!   Our Fart Candle falls into the SBD (Silent But Deadly) category of farts.   That sickening sweet and sour, completely nauseating smell of sulfur and methane gas from our Fart Scented Candle will make you reminisce of that...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a...

Magnetipups Fridge Magnets

$9.99

"Woof-woof" Dog Approved! Our Magnetipups Fridge Magnets are ready to pounce on your photos, lists, and labra-doodles. Stay...Good dog! Are you dog tired of misplacing your important reminders? Sick as a dog of having friends hound you for missing...

Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

$1.99

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.   Our "Some People Just Need A High Five. In the Face. With a Chair" Gum will help you easily relay your empathy and...

Dapper Yellow Lab Mini Easel

$6.99

Who's A Good Boy Painting For Dog LoversIntroducing a new breed in home decor, our Dapper Yellow Lab Mini Easel! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy!?  As if friendly yellow labs weren't cute enough already, dress one in a tuxedo with a dogmatic...

Death Before Decaf Gym Socks

$11.99 $5.00

Our deliciously distasteful Death Before Decaf Gym Socks are the best gift for your favorite java junkie. Because no one who's serious about coffee, or caffeine, would ever drink... decaf! It's just useless warm brown water. Blech.  There is a time...

Flamingo Flexmark Bookmark

$6.99

Our pretty in pink Fred and Friends Flamingo Flexmark Bookmark is perfect for keeping your place when you go take a dip in the pool! Because sometimes you need to take a break from your book and stretch your legs... err.. leg. This stretchy silicone...

Giant Inflatable Cheeseburger Snow Tube

$24.99

Take the bite out of winter! Our Giant Inflatable Cheeseburger Snow Tube is delicious!  If you have an insatiable appetite for fun and burgers, it's time to ditch your old sled and give into temptation!  Check out the juicy details: ...

Lil' Mermaid Tail Kiddie Pool Float

$14.99

Floating Pool LoungeIntroducing, our Big Mouth Lil' Mermaid Kiddie Pool Float! Like mer-mother like mer-daugther, we assume your little one follows in your wake - larger than life personality with an voeracious appetite for laughs. And now, it's no...

Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

$12.99

Men And Their Football Rituals SocksSunday Funday?  So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking about a game that's on hold until the end of the football season... and nothing else matters. Might as...

Toy Car Roadway Tape

$7.99

Livin' In The Fast Lane! Our ingenious Civil Engineer Tape will allow you to make any box or floor a place to go, go, go! Who needs an expensive carpet or fancy table to race toy cars on?! Now you lay down a lay a street down on your carpet or turn a...

Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser

$9.99

Time For A Kit-Tea Purr-ty! Our Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser looks just like the poster hanging on the wall of your elementary school said... Hang in there, baby!  .   Fight the urge to take a cat nap in a sunlit corner of the room and re-energize...

Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome

$17.99

Our yankee-doodle'rific Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome is a firm believer of the Land of the Free, Gnome of the Brave, and is quite the firecracker! We won't pre-raaaaamble on about how enthusiastic his love for the red, white, and blue is! But let's...

This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed with!...

Keep Rollin' Cinnamon Roll Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Our cheeky Keep Rollin' Cinnamon Roll Scents Of Humor Air Freshener, is happy to take you for a spin down memory lane! If this chubby little fella looks familiar, give us some skin! Up high, down low, you're to slow. Bringing you back to your totally...

Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Most MenIf he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but your...

Donut Touch My Lunch Bag

$14.99

There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table. They'll be so jelly,...

Handy Yeti Lunch Tote

$9.99

Throw your big, flat, rectangular hands up if lunch is your absolute favorite meal of the day!  The best is yeti to come and won't it be grand strolling into the office or classroom with our abominabley cute Handy Yeti Lunch Tote? This fella...

Kitten Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Got another scratch?   You've gotta be kitten me!    Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages!  Now you can avoid cat scratch fever with a little help from a furr-iendly little feline...

Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Shut Your Mouth PleaseSeriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The IntorvertedLooking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

Stay Sweet Watermelon Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99 $2.00

A summer favorite our Stay Sweet Watermelon Scents Of Humor Air Freshener is helping you keep the memory alive! But not just of summer of course. If you were alive in the 80's we'd be shocked if this image didn't immediately make your heart skip a beat,...

Why I Must Have Sex With You Adult Notepad

$6.69

Think romance is overrated? Our Why I Must Have Sex With You Notepad encourages you to utilize your funny bone instead! While sex is one of our basic needs, the diversity of reasons to engage in it staggers the libido. So, we put together a checklist of...

Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss...

Giant Music Snob Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Giant Music Snob Men's Socks seem to scream "If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE." We love music! We love listening to music, we love talking about music, we love experiencing live music, and while we...

Magic Poo

$3.99

#1 Poopy Stocking Stuffer! If you're always looking for sh*t to play with our Magic Poo is the one for you! This crap is magic! Well, kinda sorta, anyway.  Use this frighteningly realistic poo to play pranks, relieve stress, and entertain your inner...

Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff day! ...

Inflatable Watermelon Snack Serving Ring

$7.99

Our Inflatable Watermelon Serving Ring is a refreshing way to keep your noms contained this summer! Whether you're at a bbq, picnic, or poolside, we've made party prep easy - and fun. Just inflate our Watermelon Serving Ring, place a bowl in the...