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Magic Poo

$3.99 $2.99

#1 Poopy Stocking Stuffer! If you're always looking for sh*t to play with our Magic Poo is the one for you! This crap is magic! Well, kinda sorta, anyway.  Use this frighteningly realistic poo to play pranks, relieve stress, and entertain your...

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Mr. Tea Infuser

$9.99

Your Mug Is His Hot Tub Throw some tea in your trousers!   Our Mr. Tea Infuser is fun and easy to use!   He's no fool!   Mr. Tea is the perfect tea-time companion for your afternoon tea.     Just load his little silicone pants...

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Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.99 $7.99

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

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Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

If cats had thumbs the situation would be completely different. But till that happens, were stuck scooping litter boxes and cleaning up after our kitties. So after you've scoured the litter box for nuggets, use our Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand...

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Wet My Whistle Musical Straws

$9.99

With our Wet My Whistle Musical Straws, the *clink* of ice dropping into your glass wont be the only music to your ears!   Its like that cool whistle candy you used to get when you're a kid... but this time, instead of candy, its connected to your...

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World's Smallest Perplexus

$9.99

Easy to Play... Hard to Master! We can describe the World's Smallest Perplexus in one word. A-maze-ing. *badum tssh* Perplexus Original now comes in a miniature pocket-sized edition so you can keep playing on the go! This 3D maze has always been a fun...

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World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots

$6.99

You knocked my block off! Our World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots are a chip off the ole block - the Original Rock'em Sock'em Robots of the 1960's that is! It's the fight of the century! You throw a right, the other throws a left, hit the jaw and...

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Bacon Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

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Ninja Mug

$9.99 $5.99

Best Served With Black CoffeeThere aren't a lot of things that you can trust in this world, and finding a dependable coffee cup has become a huge challenge!   There is one mug that has been strictly trained in the art of serving only you and holding...

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Lemon Shark Juicer

$10.69

You Can Squueze A Lemon, But Not A Lemon SharkDont be alarmed.  This is not an actual Lemon Shark... its our harmless and helpful Lemon Shark Juicer!  I guess you could put it in the ocean but you would be better off using it to get the juice...

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Let It Be Crank Music Box

$7.49

Speaking (unspoken) words of wisdom, our enchanting Let It Be Music Box is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud enough you to hear,...

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Slap Happy Slap Bracelet Beer Tags

$9.99 $5.99

Time to get Slap Happy Drunk?   Next time you plan on going out and getting slap happy drunk, throw on one of our Slap Happy Slap Bracelet Beer Tags around your wrist!  Then when the time comes to throw a few back, just slap one on your...

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Daydreaming Panda Salt + Pepper Shaker Set

$9.99

Life isn't black and white, unless you're our en'dangerously cute Daydreaming Panda Salt + Pepper Shaker Set! This dashing day dreaming pair is ready to serve up an able dose of cuteness to your kitchen, dining room, or desk office. An unbearably fun...

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Floating Birthday Drink Candle

$4.99

Whose birthday is it?!  Your birthday?   *PLOP!* Our awesome Floating Birthday Drink Candle is the perfect celebratory accessory for your best pal who is on a steady liquid diet for the evening!  Just pop it into a pint and start...

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Hell is Other People Welcome Mat

$14.99

Now you may be thinking that our Hell is Other People Welcome Mat is not much of a "welcome" mat. But it is. It's a welcome mat for you (JUST YOU) as you arrive home and feel the relief of shutting the world out behind you as you lock and bolt the door...

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Kitten Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Got another scratch?   You've gotta be kitten me!    Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages!  Now you can avoid cat scratch fever with a little help from a furr-iendly little...

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Munchtime Crocodile Chopstick

$5.99

Learn How To Use Chopsticks! Oh, snap! Forget the fork!... Our hangry Munchtime Croc Chopsticks are on the attack and coming to help munch down your food! Mealtime madness have you feeling swamped? Keep your kiddos interested in dinner with these...

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My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel

$10.99

Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying...

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Squirrel in Underpants Mints

$3.99 $2.99

Fresh this Fall our Squirrel in Underpants Mints will inspire you to cloth all of the tiny streakers in your neighborhood! If only you could afford to buy enough undies for all of the adorable mini gymnastic bird feeder raiders in your hood... While...

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Tongue Ties Dog Cable Ties

$5.99 $3.99

Dog.  Man's best friend.  But of course every relationship has it's up and downs... like when they dig for Tootsie Rolls in the litter box and then giving you a big slobbery kiss right afterwards. All in all, that's not so terrier-able...

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You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

$1.99

For that Dick in your life (and we ain't talkin Richard).   Our vintage styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun an unexpected gift you can slip to any prick you may happen upon during your day.   Can't think of anyone deserving of such an...

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Alpaca Eraser Set

$1.99 $1.49

Our cute Alpaca Eraser Set is as adorable as the real thing without all of that farm smell and the gross spitting.  Get a few sets and start your own alpaca farm with these cutie erasers!   Doing homework or sitting at your desk at work...

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Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.59

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

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Flamingo Sound LED Key Light

$4.99

Flaming-go where no other flamingo has gone before!  This handy fella will be happy to add a bright shiny spot to your day with it's impressive LED light! Pink flamingos don't just look great in your front yard... they look fantastic hanging in...

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Matryoshka Measuring Spoons

$6.99 $4.99

Russian Folk Art Spoon SetMatryoshka measuring spoons!  M-Spoons are based on traditional Russian folk art. By any measure, theyre really cute! But nobody succeeds on charm alone, so we also made them nesting, accurate, easy to clean and simple to...

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F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government...

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Fe-line Fine Cat Ear Ring

$5.99 $3.99

Our understated Fe-line Fine Cat Ear Ring really packs a punch! (Those ears aren't just adorable, they may cause some damage to anyone that gets a little too frisky while trying to rub your belleh.) On the prowl for a unique cat lady...

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Here Kitty Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

While taking a moment to absorb our impawsibly beautiful Here Kitty Tote, we couldn't help mews'ing upon whether this is a whole family of kitties lounging about in a dense forest of flowering vines or multiple moments in the life of just one contented...

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Manatea Tea Infuser

$9.99

Cute, Pudgy, and Environmentally Friendly Ahhh.  There's nothing like a sea cow to make tea time a little more comforting!  Everybody's favorite Floridian wants to brew you a nice cup of tea and share a slow, calm moment.  Our ManaTea Tea...

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Sup Nerd? Socks

$10.99

These Socks Are Nerdalicious Oh, to be young and to sit at the base of a mature maple tree, reading your favorite Squirrel story for the 14th time. Not a care in the world, except for finding the perfect socks to compliment your experience. If you...

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This is a F*cking Quote Book

$9.99

Our profoundly silly This is a Fucking Quote Book is dedicated to the eminent individuals whose words are parodied therein. We'd like to imagine each of the living or dead, getting a chuckle out of it. We only wish we could invite them all to dinner...

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I Hate Everyone Too Socks

$10.99

What seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes?   We think our I Hate Everyone Too Socks are just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!     Like an...

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Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

$12.99

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue...

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Mister Rogers' Encouragements

$2.99 $1.99

Won't you, please?  Please, won't you, please?  Please, have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!! Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan - whether you're coming home or going out into the neighborhood, you'll have more...

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My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Cats Are Better Than Dogs SocksFur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through the tox-hiss-ity of hy-purr-kitty-cal friends.  After all, mew-sery loves company and our My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Crew Socks sums...

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NASA Astronaut Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

One small scrape for man... One giant leap for feel-better-kind with our NASA Astronaut Bandages! These adorable bandages , shaped as tiny little space explorers, aren't only cute, but they're officially licensed by NASA! Prone to...

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50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

People Don't Need To Smell It Bathroom Spray You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No...

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Cat + Paper Bag Paper Clip Holder

$17.99 $10.99

The our pawsitively adorable Cat and Bag Paper Clip Holder is our new favorite desk accessory! That's right! The cat's out of the bag! and back in the bag! And then back out of the bag again! It's just so very amewsing! Purrfectly capturing the playful...

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Flamingo Tropic Tacks Pushpins

$7.99

Get a leg up on organization with our Flamingo Tropic Tacks Pushpins! A flamboyance of flamingos has taken over your corkboard, wading to get your notes organized! Fred's Tropic Tacks are standing tall on useful pushpin "legs" to hold down bills,...

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Munchtime Shark Chopstick

$5.99

Are you ready for Shark Week? Our Fred and Friends Munchtime Shark Chopsticks are just chomping at the bit, and they're ready to make every mealtime bloody jawesome! Well lurky here.. These chomping chopsticks feature ferocious biting action! So...

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Otter Tape Dispenser

$11.99

With Otter Tape Dispenser there's no need to hide that boring tape dispenser anymore! Simply add a roll of tape to Otto the Otter and let him add a touch of whimsy to your desk or workspace. Otto cradles your tape roll in his tummy and paws so...

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Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99 $3.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much...

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Trumpeting Elephant LED Key Light

$4.99 $2.99

A fun gift for an unforgettable friend - our Trumpeting Elephant Sound LED Key Light! Can't remember where you put your keys? This adorable blue elephant features LED lights and is a fun key accessory to help you find your keys even in a dark purse. Or...

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Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons

$3.99 $2.99

If you're looking for fun by the foot our Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons are a simply meow-nificent find! Whether you're cat scratching some ideas down on paper (or sitting there patiently staring at the paper waiting for your cat to move off of said paper)...

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Frisky Feline Winter Snow Mask

$29.99 $17.99

Get Frisky In The Snow! Our fun loving Frisky Feline Ski Mask with Ears has just arrived and it's litter'ally the best thing ever! Fur real... we're not kitten! It's our purr-sonal favorite! Now you can hit the slopes with our hiss-terical balaclava...

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Galaxian Tiny Arcade

$19.99 $11.99

Quick! You are being attacked by a swarm of alien armies! Play our Galaxian Tiny Arcade to fend them off and save the galaxy. The universe is depending on you and size doesn’t matter! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size...

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Good Measure Beer Recipe Glass

$9.99

Our pitcher perfect Good Measure Beer Cocktails Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! You're not seeing double (yet!) this incredibly useful pint glass also doubles as a 16-oz measuring ​​glass!  Printed with 7 delectable cocktail...

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Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

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Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder

$2.99

Our Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder is a fun and cleverly designed solution to keep your toothbrush from lying around on the bathroom counter! Designed to make your toothbrush look like tap water dripping from a classic water spout, it's the coolest...

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Rubber Chicken Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The Comedian In Your Life Your feet will immediately begin to feel funny wearing our Rubber Chicken Socks!  Socks are the ultimate way to add your wacky personality to your wardrobe, so why not use the world's most random punchline to...

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Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends

$5.49

Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Always have fruit at your fingertips super cute Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends! Just lightly scratch our these decals release their fruity scent! Featuring 5 different fruit designs and scents per pack! Pineapple,...

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Bag of Fool's Gold

$3.99 $2.99

We pity the fool who doesn't appreciate a Bag of Fool's Gold! (Mr. T voice) It's a golden opportunity to give kids a little booty in their stockings this year! Can you dig it? As the name (and price!) suggests, this bag is not filled with gold...

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Baseball Bat Corn Holders

$12.99 $7.99

Hey butter butter, swing butter! Our Baseball Bat Corn Holders are as corny as they get, and that's just the way we like em! Nobody wants to known as a butter fingers in the game of baseball. So why not keep your digits squeaky clean, and in prime ball...

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Be a Mermaid + Make Waves Soap Dispenser

$12.99 $7.99

Holy Mother of Pearl! Our Be a Mermaid and Make Waves Soap Dispenser shore is awesome! Now you can kelp keep your little mermaid's hands while making the process totally fintastic. Germs will soon meet their match once their natural born anemone is...

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