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Howligans Cat Butt Key Hook

$7.99

A hiss-terical hook for the home Add some fun and functional feline style to your home with our Howligans Cat Wire Hanger! The cat’s tail bends forward and serves as a purrfect resting place for keys, jewelry, bags, or even your litter scoop...

Oops, I Sharted Myself Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Never trust a fart.  Butt if... for some reason you find one that is particularly trust-worthy and it back fires on you... well shit.  Guess it's time you grabbed our I Sharted Myself Sanitizer. A perfect gift for the over-achieving farter...

Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Men's Socks

$12.99

My Circus, My Monkeys Our painfully honest and equally hilarious Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks are toe'tally perfect for everyday use, but especially for family gatherings! For much as you'd like to distance yourself from the mayhem and declare...

Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

Thou Hath Balls Socks

$12.99

Funny Socks For Guys With BallsLion, Tigers and Bears?  Phhbt.  You got this and after you win the arm wrestling tournament, take them all out for a beer or something.  No one likes a sore winner. If you are, or know someone else that is,...

Kitten Bath Soap

$3.49

Our Kitten Bath Soap is just the size for little paw paws that try to like to jump in the shower. True story... Walked into the house last night and Mr. Whiskers was all like, "Listen, I've been grooming and watching birds all day.  Don't you even...

Treat Yo Self! Donut Vanilla Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Our cheeky Treat Yo Self! Donut Vanilla Scents Of Humor Air Freshener will allow you to indulge yourself in the sweet smell of indulgence with a retro twist. You won't need to glaze upon it too long to get a healthy dose of nostalgia! Designed to...

Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

$1.99

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now. Seriously, do not mess with me today. I'm not putting a dollar in the swear jar either. This is the...

F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

Hellraiser Zipper Pouch

$6.99

Oh her?  Nah... she's not running away from home.  She's just heading out for a day of complete world domination and then she's going to pedal her way home for a nice hot bath and a big glass of white wine.  Because hellraisers need time...

Nose Aerobics Basketball

$3.99

Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while...

Fingerboard Football, Hockey, Mini Golf + Basketball Game Pack

$14.99

Our fun-sized Fingerboard Games Selection contains four games in one! It will keep your brain and fingers active, and your options wide open! With this super fun collection of mini fingerboard games, you get to choose from basketball, mini golf, ice...

Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On! Socks

$12.99

Why Do Men Like To Walk Arounf Without Pants On?Hey bro!  Maybe it's not too appropriate for you to be freeballing around the house in your robe while my mom's around?  And maybe you could move your piles of laundry back into your room, pay...

You're So Foxy Mug

$11.99

What did the Fox say? - Ummmmmm... coffee, please! Oh, for fox sake! If our adorable So Foxy Coffee Mug isn't the most perfect way to cleverly scheme your attack on your day, we don't know what is! Enjoy your morning coffee or tea with this sly fox face...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Men's Socks

$12.99

Our hard-working Busy Making A Fucking Difference Men's Socks are a powerful fashion statement for guys from all walks of life. A reminder for yourself and fortunate onlookers of just how great an impact you have on this world. Wear them ironically as...

Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers

$2.99

With our super sweet Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers you may think that the likelihood to bite your nails would increase 10 fold... but would you really want to kiss your ridiculously cute manicure away!? Nah... A fun gift for...

Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-WorkersThe reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...

Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model...

Wine Charmers Drink Markers

$10.99

Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine.  Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're enough to make any Cabernet Sauvignon blush! Imagine. It's...

Unique Unicorn Click-It Eraser

$1.99

Beautiful unicorns adorn each one of our Unique Unicorn Click-It Erasers making for a magical erasing experience. Clearly, the loveliest of all erasers, they are the simple, fun and an adorably cute way to erase pencil markings. Now, we're not one to...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

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