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Juicy Peach Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Everything is peachy keen with our Juicy Peach Scents Of Humor Air Freshener dangling in your face!  Bring on the lane cutters, aggressive drivers, d*ckwads, and the other perks of being stuck in traffic, because we have the power of the 80's on our...

Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug

$14.99

Our enchantingly beautiful Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug will make finding the silver lining in any situation a piece of cake! (Make that a piece of cake with whipped cream piled high, unlimited scoops of ice cream, and extra sprinkles!) Because nothing...

Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends

$5.49

Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Always have fruit at your fingertips super cute Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends! Just lightly scratch our these decals release their fruity scent! Featuring 5 different fruit designs and scents per pack! Pineapple,...

Unicorn + Rainbow Scented Eraser Set

$4.99

Strawberry Scented! Discover a cuteness overload with our magical Unique Unicorn Strawberry Scented Erasers. This set of 5 strawberry scented erasers come with 4 colorful unicorns and one really large rainbow eraser. Now you can erase pencil made...

Calm The F**k Down Tea Snarky Tea

$14.99

Adulting is hard.    Like, really hard.     Our Calm The F*ck Down Snarky Tea can help. You’re late for work and there’s crazy traffic. There’s mascara in your eye, concealer on your white pants and to top it off, it...

Kitten Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Got another scratch?   You've gotta be kitten me!    Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages!  Now you can avoid cat scratch fever with a little help from a furr-iendly little feline...

Thou Hath Balls Socks

$12.99

Funny Socks For Guys With BallsLion, Tigers and Bears?  Phhbt.  You got this and after you win the arm wrestling tournament, take them all out for a beer or something.  No one likes a sore winner. If you are, or know someone else that is,...

Totally 80's Bracelet Pen

$2.99 $2.69

Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...

Two For Tea Narwhal Tea Infuser + Mug Gift Set

$19.99

Having trouble telling the world how you feel? Cut the blubber and get straight to the point with Our Two For Narwhal Tea Infuser and Mug set! It's the classic love story... mug meets infuser and happiness brews. This dynamic duo consists of our Spiked...

Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

Our wondrous Gama-Go Unicorn Bandages will astound you as they heal cuts and scrapes with the power of magic!   Searching high and low across mountains, forests, and ravines for the elusive unicorn?  Next time you trip into a bush, or walk face...

B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,...

Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers

$2.99

With our super sweet Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers you may think that the likelihood to bite your nails would increase 10 fold... but would you really want to kiss your ridiculously cute manicure away!? Nah... A fun gift for...

Keep Rollin' Cinnamon Roll Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Our cheeky Keep Rollin' Cinnamon Roll Scents Of Humor Air Freshener, is happy to take you for a spin down memory lane! If this chubby little fella looks familiar, give us some skin! Up high, down low, you're to slow. Bringing you back to your totally...

Not Today Dog-Tired Mug

$9.99

Our Not Today Dog-Tired Mug lets everyone know that if they're expecting a meaningful or even slightly coherent conversation with you, they're barking up the wrong tree. For those morning when you're physically exhausted, and just doggone worn out from...

Top Shot Trophy Jigger

$11.99

And the Most Spirited Award goes to the very best in bar tools, our very own Top Shot Trophy Double Jigger! Your drinks deserve the very best. Now you can measure out your liquor perfectly, and enjoy the rewards of a well-mixed cocktail! Top Shot is...

Vibe Squad Kawaii Cute Badges

$5.99 $3.00

Wowee! Our Vibe Squad Kawaii Cute Badges are literally dripping with rainbow awesomeness and more! So, milkshake what your mama gave ya, and up your pin game with this mix'n'match collection of fun and colorful pins! This eclectic mix of emojis,...

Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

World's Smallest Perplexus

$9.99

Easy to Play... Hard to Master! We can describe the World's Smallest Perplexus in one word. A-maze-ing. *badum tssh* Perplexus Original now comes in a miniature pocket-sized edition so you can keep playing on the go! This 3D maze has always been a fun...

Good Measure Beer Recipe Glass

$9.99

Our pitcher perfect Good Measure Beer Cocktails Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! You're not seeing double (yet!) this incredibly useful pint glass also doubles as a 16-oz measuring ​​glass!  Printed with 7 delectable cocktail...

Here Kitty Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

While taking a moment to absorb our impawsibly beautiful Here Kitty Tote, we couldn't help mews'ing upon whether this is a whole family of kitties lounging about in a dense forest of flowering vines or multiple moments in the life of just one contented...

Mermaid Eraser Set

$4.99

These sassy sirens will get along swimmingly with your other erasers! Too cute to be forgotten about our Mermaid Eraser Set will never suffer the fate of being lost within the depths of your junk drawer! A treasure in their own right, these bathing...

Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

Purebreads Kitty Cat Bread Cutter

$9.99

Avo-cat-o on toast anyone?​​ See interwebs?  There's more than one way to get a cat's face in a piece of bread! Our Purebreads Cat Bread Cutters make super cute sealed sandwiches — just punch out the crust, stamp and seal the edges for...

Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Shut Your Mouth PleaseSeriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches...

F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks!Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your growing...

Magic the Unicorn Star Lil Float

$14.99

Who are you calling imaginary? The hot pink star-studded mane of our Magic the Unicorn Stars Lil Float is guaranteed to make your mini me the star attraction at the kiddie pool this summer! Nothing is sweeter than watching your little one safely...

Treat Yo Self! Donut Vanilla Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Our cheeky Treat Yo Self! Donut Vanilla Scents Of Humor Air Freshener will allow you to indulge yourself in the sweet smell of indulgence with a retro twist. You won't need to glaze upon it too long to get a healthy dose of nostalgia! Designed to...

Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops

$4.99

Raising the Bar on Nostalgic Candy Got a bad mouth with a sweet tooth? Then our naughty but nice Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops will sweeten that deliciously vulgar pie hole of yours. A throwback to the good ole days when having your...

CBD Gummy Bears

$24.99

Oh, I'm a CBD Gummy Bear.... a CBD Gummy Bear.  I'm a yummy, edible, social anxiety reducing gummy bear! What a long strange trip it's been getting CBD Gummy Bears to the market, but we're so Grateful they've finally made it! Now that they're...

Giant Flamingo Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Birds of a feather sled together Our Giant Flamingo Snow TubeSled is taking a break from his Florida retreat to spend some time on the slopes! The race to the bottom of the hill is neck and neck... You know what they say... birds of a feather sled...

Hangry Ankle Socks

$10.99

Hide your chocolate! Hide your cheese! No snack is safe when our Hangry Ankle Socks are in town! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look...

Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

$12.99

Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks! Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe...

I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

$1.99

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum.  Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude of everyone's favorite slow roller. Word on the street is that you're looking to score some peppermint...

Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

Mermaid Travel Neck Pillow

$19.99

It's not a myth... Our majestic Mermaid Travel Neck Pillow is tails and fins about the rest! Think otherwise? Beach, please. This super soft, snuggable, huggable neck pillow is a terrific travel companion, on trains, plains, and automobiles! Whether...

Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows Socks For those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

Flamingo Flexmark Bookmark

$6.99

Our pretty in pink Fred and Friends Flamingo Flexmark Bookmark is perfect for keeping your place when you go take a dip in the pool! Because sometimes you need to take a break from your book and stretch your legs... err.. leg. This stretchy silicone...

Killin' It Men's Socks

$12.99

Anything You Can Do, I Can Probably Do Better SocksMuch like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this!...

Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic...

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

$1.99

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself.  This is great advice and should always be worn on your sleeve... unless you can be a unicorn. Be sure to...

Cupcake Gumballs

$4.99 $2.00

Our Cupcake Gumballs are mighty tasty on their own, but for a true sugar fix try adding some into the batter of your next batch of cupcakes to make Double Frosting Gumball Cupcakes!  Each  tin contains about twenty-two vanilla flavored...

Steel Rainbow Party Cup

$15.99

It may have taken a few years of partying to realize this, but your spirit animal is a unicorn... and it's time to start drinking like one! Our fancy pants Rainbow Party Cup is an oh-so-magical twist on the classic red party cup!  Whether you're...

Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks. Socks

$10.99

Really Couldn't Care Less Socks To be honest, our effortlessly cheerful and relentlessly candid Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks simply don't give a damn if like them or not.  But you will. One could say that socks are just like women. They...

I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

$12.99

The mother of all oven mitts Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items! Neato!  Even the most innocent, put-together, June...

Mermazing Mermaid Spray-In Hair Duo with Glitter

$9.99

I Washed Up Like ThisWith our simply mer'mazing Mermaid Spray-In Hair Duo with Glitter, you can forget about the expensive trip to the salon and lasting commitment! Instead, you can now transform your hair into dazzling mermaid locks at the spritz of a...

Bathroom Guest Book

$14.99

A trip to remember! We want you to make the best of every moment in your life and that means making even a trip to the bathroom into a memorable event!  With our Bathroom Guest Book you'll have a timeless keepsake of the thoughts and memories of...

Corgi & Pug Beverage Boats

$9.99

Welcome to the Pug and Corgi show! No reason to put the party on paws when our Corgi & Pug Beverage Boats are doggy paddling right beside you! When you've been working like a dog all week, and are literally at the end of your leash, having to get...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome

$17.99

Our yankee-doodle'rific Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome is a firm believer of the Land of the Free, Gnome of the Brave, and is quite the firecracker! We won't pre-raaaaamble on about how enthusiastic his love for the red, white, and blue is! But let's...

Tongue Ties Dog Cable Ties

$5.99

Dog.  Man's best friend.  But of course every relationship has it's up and downs... like when they dig for Tootsie Rolls in the litter box and then giving you a big slobbery kiss right afterwards. All in all, that's not so terrier-able...

Would Definitely Sh*t Here Again Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A cheeky gift for your favorite afi-shit-ionado our Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist will alert visitors to your impressive bathroom rating, and provide them with some reading material while they take a load off! Or is it pinch a loaf off?...

Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler

$24.99

Mer-make fin-tastic summer memories! Our flipping awesome Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler has earned our o-fishal seal of approval! It's guaranteed to make a big splash with the bubbliest of kiddos as they fall in love head over tails with this...

Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Be a Mermaid and Make WavesWe're shell shocked by the size of our Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch. You'l have to sea it to believe it!  You'll want to have and to hold this buxom beauty on you at all times. The beautiful raven haired maiden is...

Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

If cats had thumbs the situation would be completely different. But till that happens, were stuck scooping litter boxes and cleaning up after our kitties. So after you've scoured the litter box for nuggets, use our Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt is grape for cooking drinking up a storm! Dinner, shminner. Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! We're convinced... future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork...

My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

We sh*t you not! Our My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer is an actual product. It's a combination of our #1 and #2 top office gifts! The truth is, my job doesn't actually give me diarrhea. But it HAS taught me how to spell diarrhea, which is a pretty...

Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks

$10.99

Chances are... you know the perfect recipient of our Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks! Because you're either the Queen or you're a member of the court. You decide. So whether you bestow this gift upon yourself, or present it to your favorite devilish vixen,...

Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole Dish Towel

$10.99

Put your shit in the sink! Dripping with sarcasm and spilled drinks our Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen into a Shithole Dish Towel is not messing around! There's nothing like a delightfully crass kitchen towel to greet your guests, as it proudly...

Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.99 $2.00

Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head!   Chances are, if you love unicorns as much as we do (which may just be impossible) simply...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks

$10.99

Salad Daze SocksSandwich, shmandwich.  Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! Do you prefer your salad with stems or without?  Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent?  Our vibrantly funny My Favorite Salad Is Wine...