Seriously? Shut The Front Door!
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You thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up!
Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo.
- Made in the USA
- Measures 4.5 X 6 inches
- Kraft envelope
- Blank inside
Our Shut The Front Door Greeting Card slammed itself out of St Louis, Missouri and right into our shop by a bunch of funny and creative people.
- Item Number:
- CARD-6458
- 200199164587
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