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Shut the Front Door Card
STFU Shut the Front Door Card

Shut The Front Door Greeting Card Shop more by Praxis Design Studio

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Seriously? Shut The Front Door!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

You thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up!

Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo.

  • Made in the USA
  • Measures 4.5 X 6 inches
  • Kraft envelope
  • Blank inside

Our Shut The Front Door Greeting Card slammed itself out of St Louis, Missouri and right into our shop by a bunch of funny and creative people.

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STFU Shut the Front Door Card
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