With our Whistle While You Work Slide Whistle Pen you can pretend you are Sideshow Bob, from the early episodes of The Simpsons, when he only communicated through the use of a slide whistle. Another favorite is to make the "Bankrupt" sound from Wheel of Fortune when someone screws up in a meeting. Our favorite, of course, is playing annoying melodies to entertain your cubicle mates.
Whatever you choose, work won't ever be the same after you get your new Slide Whistle Pen!
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility!