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Special Gifts and Smarty Pants Patch at Perpetual Kid. You know that adorably annoying friend who seems to know everything about everything?  No... ?

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You know that adorably annoying friend who seems to know everything about everything?  No... ?

Well then it must be you!   Might as well have fun flaunting your genius with our Smarty Pants Patch!  After all, geeks and nerds rule the world! muhahah!

A great gift your favorite know-it-tall.   It's perfect for backpacks, totes, that hole in your best blue jeans, and your best friend's face!  Okay... we're just kidding about that last part. 

One super smart iron on patch.  Approximately 3.25 tall x 3.25 inches wide. The directions are easy peasy... you're sure to ace the test!

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TATT-0706
SMARTY PANTS PATCH
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