Spring Gift Sale

Soaps + Sprays

You know what really stinks?  Not being able to find the perfect gift!  Clean up your act with our awesome collection of soap and sprays!  With witty gift soaps, silly hand sanitizers, and magical breath sprays we're sure you'll find something brilliant to freshen up your shopping list!

Blue Q Jack The Ripper Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Most are not aware of my commitment to rid the world of unpleasant aromas. Please enjoy Jack the Ripper Lavatory Mist, the bottled version of my life's work. I think you'll be pleased with my meticulous standards when using this bathroom deodorizer. ...

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Blue Q British Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Thanks to our amazing Instant British Accent Breath Spray, having a British accent is as easy as making a cup of tea!  You'll instantly sound richer, smarter and even look more attractive!   This snap-acting formula lets...

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Kitten Bath Soap
50% OFF

Kitten Bath Soap

$4.99 $2.49

True story... Walked into the house last night and Mr. Whiskers was all like, "Listen, I've been grooming and watching birds all day.  Don't you even begin to think I have time to give you a bath tonight. Meow. "  Then that fur ball threw this...

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PINK + TURQUOISE SCENTED SPRAY-IN HAIR COLOR DUO
50% OFF

Pink + Turquoise Scented Spray-In Hair Color

$7.99 $3.99

Think you're ready to make a radical change to your hair, but afraid to make a long term commitment? (like your jerk of an ex) Now you can have party hair on the weekend, and be back to business come Monday morning.  How you say? Dip dye,...

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Blue Q Brave Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom (to poop without fear of prosecution.) Our courageous Brave Fart Lavatory Mist will allow your bowels to run free.  Have the courage to follow it to the bathroom asap. The Untold Tale of Great the...

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Color Changing Bubble Bath

$4.79

Tired of the kicking and screaming when it's time to get your precious little rug rat clean? Add some fun to tub time with our Color Changing Bubble Bath for kids of all ages! Just pour it into the water and watch the water change from a bright sunny...

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Blue Q 50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No other formula tackles this many shades of...

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Blue Q Wash Away Your Sins Hand Soap

$9.99

Whatever the cause or offense, if you are a liar, cheater or wrong-doer, our Wash Away Your Sins Liquid Hand Soap kills sins on contact!   Did we also mention that it will reduce your guilt by 98.9%!   Specially formulated for liars, cheaters...

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Blue Q Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

When you want, wait - when you NEED your hands cleaner than shit, our Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer will get the job done!   The hand sanitizer has an extra-fancy, lightly scented formula enhanced with extracts of Aloe Vera for women with...

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Blue Q Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

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Blue Q Understand Men Breath Spray

$5.99

Are you facing the ultimate task of understanding a man?  The only thing you can do is use our Understand Men Breath Spray.  The extra strength mint formula will give you the ability to train with bacon, talk to, and genuinely know the motives...

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Soapy Dough

$4.79

Kids spend all day diligently striving to get as stinky and filthy as possible. Now in a surprising turn of events, thanks to our super sudsy Soapy Dough, you may just find your kids begging to come clean! This amazing new compound is shapeable,...

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Blue Q Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

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Blue Q Ocd Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Make sure cap is firmly closed. Recheck cap. Are you sure its closed? Our OCD Hand Sanitizer features clinical strength germ killer. Did someone just cough?...

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Magic Unicorn Rainbow Soap Dispenser

$12.99

Unicorns are magical and our Magic Unicorn Rainbow Soap Dispenser will, in kind, magically clean up your glitter covered craft hands in a wondrous way only unicorn power can! Did we mention it will look amazing in your kitchen or bathroom?...

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FREEDOM SOAP
50% OFF

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$4.99 $2.49

Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive oil.  Who...

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Blue Q Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover...

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Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.29

Would you believe that this soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that we can believe!  And no, you can...

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Beer Bottle Soap On A Rope

$14.19

Gotta beer lover in your life? With our Beer Bottle Soap On A Rope hanging in their shower, it will remind them to keep their eye on the prize, while lathering up for another day of watching the clock until Happy Hour! A refreshing start to the day, the...

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Blue Q Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

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Blue Q Uranus Lavatory Mist

$11.99

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist... Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets... enough with the fluff, already! Here's the deal: "Uranus" is never not funny. So, we ran with it. Butt, in case you didn't know... Uranus's...

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Be a Mermaid + Make Waves Soap Dispenser

$12.99

Holy Mother of Pearl! Our Be a Mermaid and Make Waves Soap Dispenser shore is awesome! Now you can kelp keep your little mermaid's hands while making the process totally fintastic. Germs will soon meet their match once their natural born anemone is...

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Blue Q Baby's Head Smell Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Everybody loves the smell of a babys head its the smell of innocence.  So next time you start crowning, please reach for our Babys Head Smell Lavatory Mist.  For the treatment and cure of soiled air apply two quick mists of our room spray to...

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Trap-A-Crap Poo-Pourri

$9.49

It’s Poo hunting season and you won’t miss even the sneakiest of wild dingle berries with our Trap-A-Crap Poo-Pouri Toilet spray! With one shot you can keep your powder room from smelling like an out-house! Trap-a-Crap features a pure blend...

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