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Soaps + Sprays

You know what really stinks?  Not being able to find the perfect gift!  Clean up your act with our awesome collection of soap and sprays!  With witty gift soaps, silly hand sanitizers, and magical breath sprays we're sure you'll find something brilliant to freshen up your shopping list!

Soapy Dough

$4.79

Kids spend all day diligently striving to get as stinky and filthy as possible. Now in a surprising turn of events, thanks to our super sudsy Soapy Dough, you may just find your kids begging to come clean! This amazing new compound is shapeable,...

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Jesus & Germs Soap Dispenser

$11.99

A friendly reminder, as you attempt to wash your sins away from last night...  our Jesus & Germs Soap Dispenser is a blessing in disguise! That's right.  Jesus is everywhere!  Which means he just saw you wipe your nose on the back of...

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Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$2.99 $1.99

Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive oil.  Who...

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Blue Q Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

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Blue Q 50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No other formula tackles this many shades of...

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Blue Q Brave Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99 $5.99

It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom (to poop without fear of prosecution.) Our courageous Brave Fart Lavatory Mist will allow your bowels to run free.  Have the courage to follow it to the bathroom asap. The Untold Tale of Great the...

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Blue Q Ocd Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Make sure cap is firmly closed. Recheck cap. Are you sure its closed? Our OCD Hand Sanitizer features clinical strength germ killer. Did someone just cough?...

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Blue Q Uranus Lavatory Mist

$11.99

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist... Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets... enough with the fluff, already! Here's the deal: "Uranus" is never not funny. So, we ran with it. Butt, in case you didn't know... Uranus's...

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Kitten Bath Soap

$4.99

True story... Walked into the house last night and Mr. Whiskers was all like, "Listen, I've been grooming and watching birds all day.  Don't you even begin to think I have time to give you a bath tonight. Meow. "  Then that fur ball threw this...

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Blue Q Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

When you want, wait - when you NEED your hands cleaner than shit, our Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer will get the job done!   The hand sanitizer has an extra-fancy, lightly scented formula enhanced with extracts of Aloe Vera for women with...

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Color Changing Bubble Bath

$4.79

Tired of the kicking and screaming when it's time to get your precious little rug rat clean? Add some fun to tub time with our Color Changing Bubble Bath for kids of all ages! Just pour it into the water and watch the water change from a bright sunny...

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Blue Q Jack The Ripper Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Most are not aware of my commitment to rid the world of unpleasant aromas. Please enjoy Jack the Ripper Lavatory Mist, the bottled version of my life's work. I think you'll be pleased with my meticulous standards when using this bathroom deodorizer. ...

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Blue Q British Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Thanks to our amazing Instant British Accent Breath Spray, having a British accent is as easy as making a cup of tea!  You'll instantly sound richer, smarter and even look more attractive!   This snap-acting formula lets...

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Blue Q Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

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Blue Q Understand Men Breath Spray

$5.99

Are you facing the ultimate task of understanding a man?  The only thing you can do is use our Understand Men Breath Spray.  The extra strength mint formula will give you the ability to train with bacon, talk to, and genuinely know the motives...

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Blue Q Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

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