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Soaps + Sprays

You know what really stinks?  Not being able to find the perfect gift!  Clean up your act with our awesome collection of soap and sprays!  With witty gift soaps, silly hand sanitizers, and magical breath sprays we're sure you'll find something brilliant to freshen up your shopping list!

Baby's Head Smell Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Everybody loves the smell of a babys head its the smell of innocence.  So next time you start crowning, please reach for our Babys Head Smell Lavatory Mist.  For the treatment and cure of soiled air apply two quick mists of our room spray to...

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50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No other formula tackles this many shades of...

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Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

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Be a Mermaid + Make Waves Soap Dispenser

$12.99

Holy Mother of Pearl! Our Be a Mermaid and Make Waves Soap Dispenser shore is awesome! Now you can kelp keep your little mermaid's hands while making the process totally fintastic. Germs will soon meet their match once their natural born anemone is...

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Jack The Ripper Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Most are not aware of my commitment to rid the world of unpleasant aromas. Please enjoy Jack the Ripper Lavatory Mist, the bottled version of my life's work. I think you'll be pleased with my meticulous standards when using this bathroom deodorizer. ...

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Magic Unicorn Rainbow Soap Dispenser

$12.99

Unicorns are magical and our Magic Unicorn Rainbow Soap Dispenser will, in kind, magically clean up your glitter covered craft hands in a wondrous way only unicorn power can! Did we mention it will look amazing in your kitchen or bathroom?...

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Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

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Understand Men Breath Spray

$5.99

Are you facing the ultimate task of understanding a man?  The only thing you can do is use our Understand Men Breath Spray.  The extra strength mint formula will give you the ability to train with bacon, talk to, and genuinely know the motives...

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Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

When you want, wait - when you NEED your hands cleaner than shit, our Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer will get the job done!   The hand sanitizer has an extra-fancy, lightly scented formula enhanced with extracts of Aloe Vera for women with...

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Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

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Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover...

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I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's just say... crapping...

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My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

We sh*t you not our My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer is an actual product. It's a combination of our #1 and #2 top office gifts! The truth is, my job doesn't actually give me diarrhea. But it HAS taught me how to spell diarrhea, which is a pretty...

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Brave Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom (to poop without fear of prosecution.) Our courageous Brave Fart Lavatory Mist will allow your bowels to run free.  Have the courage to follow it to the bathroom asap. The Untold Tale of Great the...

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Jesus & Germs Soap Dispenser

$11.99

A friendly reminder, as you attempt to wash your sins away from last night...  our Jesus & Germs Soap Dispenser is a blessing in disguise! That's right.  Jesus is everywhere!  Which means he just saw you wipe your nose on the back of...

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Color Changing Bubble Bath

$4.49

Tired of the kicking and screaming when it's time to get your precious little rug rat clean? Add some fun to tub time with our Color Changing Bubble Bath for kids of all ages! Just pour it into the water and watch the water change from a bright sunny...

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Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.09

Would you believe that this soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that we can believe!  And no, you can...

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