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Sorry I'm An Idiot Greeting Card

$4.99

We're sorry... Come again?

Because self-deprecating humor never go out of style, our I'm An Idiot Greeting Card is a sure fire way to get your foot in the door that just slammed shut in your face, due to your moronic tendencies.

We’ve all been there. You’ve messed up big time, and now you're left wondering how the heck you’re going to get out of this mess. The best hope you have at reconciliation is to offer a sincere apology, and to make them laugh. We've set you up for success, the rest is up to you!

  • Bold apology - bright red bold sans serif font, stating the obvious
  • Fun design inspired by the vintage "sorry, we're closed" sign
  • Apology? ✓ Humor? ✓✓ Blank Interior for custom apology? ✓✓✓
  • Snowball's chance at hell at forgiveness? Depends on just how badly you screwed up. 

An instant classic! Depending on your rating on the Hot Mess scale, you may want to by a dozen to keep on hand.

Bright white 4bar cover stock paper, with 1-color letterpress print. Complimentary aqua blue envelope. Our I'm An Idiot Greeting Card measures approximately 4.875 inches wide x 3.5 inches tall.

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