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Description

Spam Can Decoy Secret Safe and more Quirky Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Trust us... not many are a fan of spam, electronic of otherwise.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

No One Will Touch This!

Trust us... not many are a fan of spam, electronic or otherwise.  (Even if the entire state of Hawaii tries to convince you.)  Once you leave paradise and find yourself land locked, it tastes like the block of who-knows-what that it is.  All the more reason why your secret valuables are safe in plain sight with our Spam® Can Decoy Safe!

You see... burglars don’t have the time to rummage through everything you have.  In fact, most spend an average of 6 minutes (or less) inside the home, so they will look in the most obvious places for valuables.  This clever decoy can safely let you hide your stash of important items in the least obvious spot.

True to size.  Measures the same as an actual can of the famous brand of canned precooked meat products made by Hormel Foods Corporation.  Perfect for spare keys, emergency cash & more.  Officially licensed with authentic label.

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SAFE-5748
Spam® Can Decoy Secret Safe
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