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Summary

Our exclusive Spam Retro Face Mask is so cute... it may make you want to try SPAM!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

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Put yourself out there in our Spam Retro Face Mask Face Mask - it's is a real attention grabber!  

  • Made in the USA! 
  • Swank gift for the tiki King (or Queen of the can)
  • Handmade in the USA from 3 layers of fabric
  • Two outer pieces with print and color are 100% cotton
  • Colorful retro print
  • Hidden 3rd layer is a non-woven polyester which acts as a built-in filter

Washable. Measures approximately 8 inches across by 4.5 inches tall. Sewn from 2 layers of 100% woven cotton, and one layer of middle poly/cotton fabric 9 inch wide x 5.5 inch tall. A generous 7 inches of white quality elastic on each side of the mask makes for a super comfortable fit.

Machine or hand-wash cold. Made in the USA! Spam Retro Face Mask is a thoughtful gift for those suffering from "meat" deprivation.

Item Number:
MASK-5247 
200199152478
Spam Retro Face Mask
*Free Shipping $49+
(Not) Great for business meetings!

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