Our Sting of Being Single Scorpion Earring is crushing it this Halloween season. This lone earring is taking the sting out of being single when you're ready t
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Our ghastly Sting of Being Single Scorpion Earring is totally crushing it this Halloween season. That's right! This lone earring is taking the sting out of being single when you're ready to mingle.
Cleverly designed to look like a scorpion's tale has pierced your ear and is hitching a ride! To some, this may look like a pissed off lobster that is long overdue for a vacation to the shore and is currently taking its aggression out on your earlobe. To others, it may simply be love at first sting.
A fun gift for those that love freaking people out, are a proud Scorpio, or are just rocking this being-single-thing as hard as this soul earring here. Whatever the case may be, it will guarantee you receive a startled reaction or two!
Why only one? We're not going to play matchmaker here, and we certainly wouldn't want you to come between a scorpion and its potential mate!
- Scorpions engage in a dance-like courtship ritual, known as the promenade à deux (literally, a walk for two) IKR! SO CUTE
- The female scorpion often devours its mate after said dance, because she worked up an appetite from all of the dancing. SO relatable.
Black. Zinc alloy. Includes one 2-piece dangle earring with pushback. Body measures approximately 1.3 inches long. Stinger measures approximately .5 inch long. Our Sting of Being Single Scorpion Earring will be love at first sting!
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