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The Best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for your friends and family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make this year the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!  Small gifts perfect for stuffing stockings for everyone on your list!

Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

Dancing with Jesus Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book

$10.99

Lord Almighty! Jesus sure has some righteous moves! Our Dancing with Jesus: Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book is truly a God send! Are your dance moves unrighteous?  Do you refrain from getting down, lest others judge you cruelly?  Fear not...

Good Book Flask

$19.99

The greatest book ever has a hidden compartment! Stash your favorite nip in the Good Book and stash it on your bookshelf!  Heavenly 4 oz stainless steel hip flask. Makes a great gift for grandpa! Grandma needs to mind her own business. It fits...

UFO Cow Abduction

$12.99

Beam Up Your Bovine - With Light and Sound! Our udderly fantastic UFO Cow Abduction Kit is an out-of-this-world gift for sci-fi lovers! Loaded with lights and special effects Steven Spielberg would be proud of! It features:  A mini spaceship,...

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

$1.99

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself.  This is great advice and should always be worn on your sleeve... unless you can be a unicorn. Be sure to...

Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$11.99

Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) -...

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even...

Potato Clips Bag Clips

$8.99

They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it on...

The Golden Girls Magnet Set

$9.99

Dorothy! Put your favorite Golden Girls foursome on your fridge, office or any magnetic surface!  This magnet set will take you back as you recreate moments of the Golden Girls and their irreverent stories in their Miami home. The magnet set...

The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure

$9.99

Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress reliever, you can no become the owner of your very own screaming goat! Sh*t just goat serious. Let it goat...

This Sh*t Is Bananas Lavatory Mist

$11.99

B-a-n-a-n-a-s! You know things have gone crazy when people are using our This Shit is Bananas Lavatory Mist after a long bathroom visit! Toss one in your purse or leave one in the bathroom, with over 500 applications in each bottle, they're great! How...

World's Smallest Glo Worm

$6.99

Glo Worm is still glowing after all these years! Lay your head on your pillow and start counting sheep with the World’s Smallest Glo Worm by your side. The iconic favorite cuddle bug of the 80's is back in a big but smallest way. Glo Worm is ready...

Worlds Smallest Care Bear

$6.99

Classic fun with a retro gift! Our bright Worlds Smallest Care Bears are your favorite group of colorful and caring bears that just got a lot smaller! Spread some love or beat the bluest of blues with Cheer Bear, Funshine Bear, Share Bear and Grumpy...

Hatch and Grow Sloth

$4.99

Just add water – and hang around!  Our Hatch and Grow Sloth doesn't need any food or special care. Just add water and watch him grow and break out of his tree stump.  So, how does it work? Sit back, and relax. This little fella...

Holy Roller Lint Roller

$11.99

Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help roll that damned fur off your favorite black sweater! A fun gift for your church going pals, or you...

I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

$12.99

The mother of all oven mitts Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items! Neato!  Even the most innocent, put-together, June...

Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Nail Clipper Pen

$5.99

Best office gift ever! Our Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen is guaranteed to gross out people around you! Not only can you write with the fully functional pen but you can turn it around and clip or file those unsightly finger or toe nails. What...

Pick-Its Cocktail Picks

$6.99

Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...

Sushi Gummy Candy in Bento Box

$4.99

Candy bento box! It's soy cute! Our Sushi Gummy Candy in Bento Box comes with 9 pieces of candy modeled after sushi rolls and garnishings, arranged in a plastic bento box style tray! 2 Candy Nigiri (marshmallow topped with a gummy fish) 2...

Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet

$1.99

Third grade flashbacks! Our bright and colorful Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet will bring you back to knotty times on the bus with a safety pin attached to your jeans, and a fist full of colorful sewing floss. A timeless symbol of friendship,...

Hit Reply All One More Time I Swear To God Gum

$1.99

Just no! Step away from the mouse! You don't seem to get the hint we've been dropping for years  We're not interested in what you think! We've seen the jokes, most beautiful pictures of national parks, fake news, this year's flu warning and formed...

Jesus Bandages

$5.49

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus...

President Donald Trump Toy Doll

$9.99

The greatest collectible toy for both FANS and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say.  Maybe send one of these to Pelosi or Schiff.....

Trump #45 Keychain + Door Hanger for 2020

$14.99

Does Trump already have the keys for 2020? President Trump will win 2020 in a landslide! Get a commemorative piece of history with our Trump's 2020 Keys to The White House Key Chain. Handmade in the USA! 3 layers of durable acrylic, with laser...

G-Clamp Bottle Opener

$14.99

A good tool for the right job!   A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle opener! If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold brew after a hard day in...

Helping Hands Chopsticks

$4.99

Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently featured on BuzzFeed! Hilariously adorable they also make it perfectly okay to eat with your hands, in any...

LED Light Up Bobo Balloon

$5.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

Sloth Eraser Set

$3.99 $3.51

Slow down. Make less mistakes. We have a feeling our adorable Sloth Eraser Set are going to last you a long long last a long time! Why? Maybe it's because they're so cute, you can't bring yourself to use them and keep them in glancing distance on your...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

$10.99

Should Have Called In Sick For Work Socks Our classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next pointless meeting. Because we can damn well guaranteed you'd rather be lounging on the couch with a bowl...

Dogs: Here To Remind You Everything Is Very Exciting Pouch

$10.99

Howl you doin? Everything is very exciting for dogs and they're here to remind you about our awesome Dogs Jumbo Pouch! This is the BEST bag! It's amazing! You can't live without it! Just TRY and live without it! Is that a squirrel? Made from recycled...

Frida Kahlo's On The Lips Of Dreams Lip Balm

$4.99

Cool and soothing no matter how hot your temper! Smooth on Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, and lime flavor. A lip balm in its own right Surreal citrus flavor Full of sensations An...

Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting!  Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog...

Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.99

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

Hatch and Grow Panda

$4.99

It's beary awesome! Our Magic Growing Panda allows you to hatch your very own panda and watch it grow! Stumped on what to get your favorite panda lover? Maybe you just can't handle the responsibility of owning a pet. The walking, the feeding, the vet...

Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.99 $3.51

Believe in fresh breath! Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head! Chances are, if you love unicorns as much as we do (which may just be...

Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life! Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar a swirl or...

Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand

$9.99

Keep your phone out of the muck Keep your phone high & dry with our adorable Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand! This charming pair of red, rubbery wellies is perfectly designed to cradle your phone and keep it upright for charging or streaming rainy day...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow Crank Music Box

$8.99

Where did you say it was? The dreams that you dare to dream are gently brought to light with our Somewhere Over The Rainbow Music Crank Box.  It's a sentimental gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on!...

Official World's Smallest Etch-A-Sketch

$6.99

The World's Favorite Drawing Toy What do you get the person that has everything? Simple.... The World's Smallest Etch-a-Sketch. This classic toy has been bringing joy and amusement to countless people for as long as 50 years- and now that it's pocket...

Tiny Skeeball Boardwalk Arcade

$22.99 $17.49

You have to be the best to beat the best! Play classic Skee-Ball electronically with our Tiny Skee-ball Boardwalk Arcade! “Roll” the electronic ball across the runway screen and land it in the bulls-eye rings. Collect as many points as...

Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99 $4.39

Phone home, your mom is looking for you... Whoa!  Rocks made from meteors smashing into Earth!  The only thing cooler than that is having some.  We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect size...

CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg

$119.99

Keep Calm and Munch On Yummy CBD Gummies Introducing our mega-huge CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg!  Personally, we eat our CBD gummy bears two at at time. So they don't have to die alone.  We're thoughtful like that. CBD Gummy...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

Dill Pickles Candle

$11.99

  This candle smells dill-icious! Expectant mothers rejoice! Our Dill Pickles Candle will help you manage those unique cravings, here it is. Pungent enough to satisfy all your gherkin desires. Expectant fathers: On those wintery days you don't...

Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

$4.99

Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but you know what we mean! That's right, there's yet another thing Rosie can add to the list of things she can...

Frogger Tiny Arcade

$22.99

And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's -...

Wet My Whistle Musical Straws

$9.99

Whistle while you work (on that drink) With our Wet My Whistle Musical Straws, the *clink* of ice dropping into your glass wont be the only music to your ears!   Its like that cool whistle candy you used to get when you're a kid... but this time,...

Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain

$22.99

@!#?@!  - Qbert Play the iconic game like you're in the 80's with our Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain. Even kids now know who Qbert is thanks to his awesome cameo in the Wreck-It Ralph movies! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size arcade...

Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff...

Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99

A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray,...

The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Gum

$1.99

We imagine that this is what the Lady said to the Tramp, right before she walked out of the Red Sauce Joint they once called "our place."  It's a sad story, but it's a pretty funny gum. Our extra saucy The Difference Between Pizza and Your...

Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops

$4.99

Raising the Bar on Nostalgic Candy Got a bad mouth with a sweet tooth? Then our naughty but nice Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops will sweeten that deliciously vulgar pie hole of yours. A throwback to the good ole days when having your...

Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

$12.99

Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! He's the perfect desktop companion, road trip buddy, or hilarious gift! He's a man that goes by many names...

Pickle Bandages

$5.49

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-boos! And if a Pickle Bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! 15 ...

Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins

$9.99 $8.79

Sweet classic retro What is the sweetest way to top off any outfit?  Our Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins of course! Not just for sundaes anymore, you can wear this charming hairpin, guilt-free, any day of the week...! Cherry...

Would Definitely Sh*t Here Again Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A cheeky gift for your favorite afi-shit-ionado our Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist will alert visitors to your impressive bathroom rating, and provide them with some reading material while they take a load off! Or is it pinch a loaf off?...

Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil

$5.99 $5.27

Never mind the bollocks, but how about them mollusks!  Take our Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil for instance... this is one old cephalopod and we're not squidding!  It's like millions of years old. Excuse us while we nerd...

I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum

$1.99

You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed,  I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love of my life! You're sho shmarth Whath did you do thoday? Ready for beddy bye? Did you mishsh...

Let It Be Crank Music Box

$8.99

Let it be ♪ Speaking (unspoken) words of wisdom, our enchanting Let It Be Music Box is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud...

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