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Stocking Stuffers

The Best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for your friends and family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make this year the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!  Small gifts perfect for stuffing stockings for everyone on your list!

Mac & Cheese Candy

$5.99

This is just so cheesy! When I make boxed mac & cheese, I always add a ton of extra butter and milk.  My boyfriend on the other hand thinks he does - but yeah no.  I like mine like a cheesy soup with pasta elbows.  Anyone else with me...

Mac & Cheese Candy Canes

$6.49

We wish you a cheesy Christmas! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaroni and cheese. Instant mac & cheese flavor, just like mom used to make! It's comfort food that tastes like comfort food A mashup of...

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full Pencil Set

$2.99

The hap, hap, happiest Christmas! Our festive red and green Merry Christmas Pencils are an ode to the Christmas Vacation movie. If you've seen it, you know exactly what the reference is. If you haven't seen it, watch it as soon as possible... it's a...

Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencils

$2.99

Around the corner fudge is made. If you're not sure what this Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencil Set is referencing, you might have grown up too fast. This classic children's phrase was a sassy way to explain colors of stuff that comes from the body and it's...

Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

$12.99

Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! He's the perfect desktop companion, road trip buddy, or hilarious gift! He's a man that goes by many...

Narwhal Lip Gloss

$4.99

Tusk, tusk, tusk... It's true! Narwhal Lip Gloss really does exist! This pudgy little Unicorn of the Sea has swam all the way from the Arctic to help you make sure that your kisses are legendary! He's not just over-whale-mingly cute, he serves a...

Official World's Smallest Etch-A-Sketch

$6.99

The World's Favorite Drawing Toy What do you get the person that has everything? Simple.... The World's Smallest Etch-a-Sketch. This classic toy has been bringing joy and amusement to countless people for as long as 50 years- and now that it's pocket...

Official World's Smallest Lite-Brite

$7.99

Honey, I Shrunk the Lite-Brite! Our Hasbro licensed, World's Smallest Lite-Brite is just like the one you had in the 70's and 80's - just a lot smaller! And YES! It actually works! You will love create tiny pictures on the smallest Lite Brite you have...

Orangesicle Sweet Oranges + Cream Scented Putty

$6.99

Sweet orange and vanilla cream smells like a dream! A good day is just a squeeze away with our Orangesicle Sweet Oranges and Cream Scented Putty! Bright and refreshing, it’s scented with juicy orange, sparkling sugar, and cream. The irresistible...

Owl Puke Pellet - See What They Had For Dinner

$6.99

Puke has never been so interesting Our Owl (Puke) Pellet is phenomenally gross but also great hands-on science. Dissect this sanitary owl pellet which contains the skeletal remains of an owl meal. Discover and learn about food chains and more through...

Pawfect Nails Dog Belly Nail File

$6.99

Scratch my belly! Give these adorable puppies a tummy scratch while keeping your nails in pawfect condition. A super cute addition to any dog-lovers manicure set.   'Tickle' the pups tummies to file your nails Double sided, 150/180...

Pizza Candy

$5.99

Yum? The only bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a huge mess.  Well,  that's not really true... I know a guy that would put a plastic baggie in his pocket and sneak food...

Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$9.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life! Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar a swirl...

Pocket Sized Pink Citron Poo-Pourri

$4.99

Pretty in Pink smells so good! Satisfy your sweet tooth with a spritz of Pink Citron Poo-Pourri so you can leave a little sparkle wherever you GO! The blend of Strawberry, Rock Candy and Citron natural essential oils eliminate odor before it even begins...

Pocket Sized Sweet Violet Poo-Pourri

$4.99

Berries are black, violets are blue, honey smells sweet when you poo! You can leave a little sparkle wherever you GO with just a small spritz of Sweet Violet Poo-Pourri! The blend of Blackberry, Violet and Honey natural essential oils eliminate odor...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$3.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

Ralphie Bunny Suit Pop-Up Christmas Story Card

$5.99

The pink nightmare that we all love! Make all their wishes come true with our Ralphie Bunny Suit Pop-Up Christmas Card... because unlike a bunny suit, a card is always the perfect fit! Inspired by The Christmas Story, this hilarious pop-up is sure to...

Reach For The Stars Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cats in space! Our cosmic Reach For The Stars Write Side Up Floaty Pen is probably the coolest pen ever made! Watch space kitty slide up and down your pen and distract you from everything that you’re supposed to be doing. Seriously, you might take...

Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$4.99

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular...

Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.49

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

Scratch-Off Note Cards

$15.99

Everyone can be a winner... if you want them to be. Spread a little kindness with these Random Scratch of Kindness Mini Notes! Write or draw something in the blank area, then cover it with the scratch-off sticker provided and give it away. Scratching...

Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$9.99 $7.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing these products out we were totally impressed by how...

Snackerjack Caramel Corn Scented Putty

$6.99

Your day will be poppin with this putty! Our mouth-watering Snackerjack Caramel Corn Scented Putty gives the irresistible scent of salted caramel popcorn going way beyond scent to invoke a total sensory experience like no other. Unique and addicting,...

Soap for Karma

$9.99

Scented with Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sorry not sorry. Our Soap for Karma is a perfect gift for those who Know-What-They-Did. What goes around... comes around, we hope. We're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow...

Stealthy Ninja Bandages

$5.99

Say Hi-Yah! then Bye-Yah! to bothersome boo-boos with our awesome Stealthy Ninja Bandages!  Each bandage looks like a cute little ninja assassin leaping into action.   Cuts and scrapes will be cleverly obscured from view due to the intense...

Stress Manatee

$7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow. Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care...

Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

$12.99

Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. This hilarious housewarming or hostess...

That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You did it! And well! REALLY well! How do you feel? Amazing? And... um... lighter? Nothing like a little self affirmation with our That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist! Just two quick mists will cure the air of any poop foulness. Smells great Funny...

The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Gum

$1.99

We imagine that this is what the Lady said to the Tramp, right before she walked out of the Red Sauce Joint they once called "our place."  It's a sad story, but it's a pretty funny gum. Our extra saucy The Difference Between Pizza and Your...

The Little Lantern

$8.99

What is this? A lantern for ants?? Step away from the kerosene, Zoolander fans, and allow us to shed some light on the situation.  Our wicked cute Little Lantern is an intentionally miniature version of the classic style lantern...

The National Parks Wooden Magnet Set

$9.99

Take a hike, wood ya? Pining away for the perfect gift for the nature loving, cloud-watching, crunchy granola, totally chill yet outgoing, outdoorsy type? Relax! To summit up, you're just two tents.  Our National Parks: A Wooden Magnet Set,...

The Original Squirmles

$3.99

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974...  re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wiggle, jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups. Spoiler Alert: The secret is...

The Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler

$3.99

From the Window to the Wall It's the Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler!  Remember back to the day, maybe it was at school or at home, you would toss your Wacky Wally onto a smooth wall or glass surface and watch him walk down!  It now comes...

These Are Nacho Pencils

$6.99

What do you call a pencil that isn't yours? Nacho pencil! This mouth-watering Nacho Pencil Set represents all the different ingredients found in nachos or individual chip dipping! You can use these pencils to draw, write, note and erase! They're #2 too...

Tiny Arcade Pole Position

$22.99

Start! If you are like us, hours were spent throwing tokens into Pole Position at Chuck E. Cheese, at least a good decade before we were able to drive! The most exciting gift of 2019 (or our lifetime)  You'll almost be able to smell the 80's as...

Tiny Whac-A-Mole Boardwalk Arcade

$22.99 $17.49

Mole whacking season is open! Whac-A-Mole is back and this timeless arcade game comes a tiny miniature version that goes with you anywhere. Our Tiny Whac-A-Mole Boardwalk Arcade is fully playable and measures less than 4 inches tall with original and...

Turtely Awesome Turtle Poop

$5.99

What the shell! We've gone and dung it again! You can now buy the unthinkable, the fossilized feces of your dreams... our Turtley Awesome Turtle Poop! Formally know as Coprolite, this prehistoric poop made it out of the turtling poop stage millions of...

Twisted Sudoku Puzzle Book

$12.99

What sorcery is this? Our fun and challenging Twisted Sudoku Puzzle Book contains over 100 Sudoku puzzles, each with a mind-bending twist. It’s a fresh and fun take on the classic, standard Sudoku challenge as it breaks the rules, defying...

Twisted Word Search

$12.99

Twisted is the new normal Our Twisted Word Search has over 100 word search puzzles, each with a mind-bending twist or theme. Breaking the rules, defying conventions and shaking up the world of puzzling, this is a fresh and funky new take on the...

Uranium Glow In The Dark Soap

$7.99

Get your glow back! Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you use our Uranium Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap, you will be in your element every day. Be careful not to...

Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops

$4.99

Raising the Bar on Nostalgic Candy Got a bad mouth with a sweet tooth? Then our naughty but nice Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops will sweeten that deliciously vulgar pie hole of yours. A throwback to the good ole days when having your...

Watermelon Bath Sponge

$6.99

Such a sweet sponge! Make a sweet and colorful splash while you scrub up. Bathtime just got sweeter with our popsicle shaped Watermelon Bath Sponge! Soft material and texture. Safe to use for children. Provides excellent foaming ability. Rinse...

Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

$1.99

Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go Getters You are awesome!  But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you??  If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply! Our adorkable Who's Awesome? You're Awesome!...

Why Did I Leave The House Retro Keychain

$7.99

Why leave the comforts of home? Our vintage-styled Why Did I Leave The House Retro Keychain is perfect for the all introverts inside of us. Why did I make these plans? Yes, it's fun to go out and see friends and family but sometimes it's just better to...

World's Smallest Elf On The Shelf

$7.99

Honey, we shrunk the elf! The World's Smallest the Elf on the shelf is a timeless Christmas classic... and then we shrunk him!  Move him around the house every night, so he can report to Santa who is naughty and who is nice! We already know... A...

World's Smallest Glo Worm

$6.99

Glo Worm is still glowing after all these years! Lay your head on your pillow and start counting sheep with the World’s Smallest Glo Worm by your side. The iconic favorite cuddle bug of the 80's is back in a big but smallest way. Glo Worm is ready...

World's Smallest Hot Wheels Stunt Action Set

$11.99

Defy gravity and mesmerize your friends and foes! Kids have been growing up with Hot Wheels since 1968. Now you can defy gravity with the world famous Hot Wheels loop, but in a miniaturized version. Our speedy World's Smallest Stunt Action Loop features...

You Crafty Bitch Socks

$10.99

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious projects get off on the right foot! We just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She...

You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go Gum

$1.99

Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you forgot to take Mr. Como's advice, our totally dreamy You Leave Sparkles Wherever You Go Gum is a close runner...

You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

$6.99

Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other knick knacks all in one place!  An adorable image of a gnome and Big Foot in a magical mushroom forest...

24 Fake-Out Take-Out Paper Lunch Bags

$9.99

Fake 'em out! Increase your odds against dastardly lunch theft with our off-putting Fake-Out Take-Out Bags! Do you want to keep your tasty leftovers or your PB&J safe from low-life prowling lunch nabbers?  Try our selection of  paper...

A Charlie Brown Christmas: Mini Book + Tree Kit

$9.99

Good grief! This tree hits us in the feels. Desperately in need of a little love, our A Charlie Brown Christmas Mini Book + Tree Kit is a gift of holiday nostalgia for fans of Snoopy and the rest of the Peanuts Gang! Charlie Brown and his sad,...

A Christmas Story Triple Dog Dare

$9.99

I triple-dog-dare ya! Our fun holiday A Christmas Story: Triple Dog Dare Kit recreates one of the best scenes from A Christmas Story where Flick sticks his tongue to the flagpole during recess. Who can forget that iconic scene where the realization that...

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

$1.99

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself.  This is great advice and should always be worn on your sleeve... unless you can be a unicorn. Be sure...

Apartment Sweet Apartment Retro Keychain

$7.99

Delivery food tastes better in apartments Our vintage-styled Apartment Sweet Apartment Keychain is perfect for apartment dwellers, burghers and city slickers! Oh yes, the apartment is the cozy snuggle base with views. No lawn work and walking distance...

At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

$1.99

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in a committed long-term relationship with our surrogate beds. Listen, when a couch hands you a compliment,...

Avo-cato Avocado Cat Bandages

$5.99

Getting hurt is the pits! You're in luck! Our Avo-cato Avocado Cat Bandages will have you smiling in no time! Box contains 18 Avocado Cat shaped bandages Individual bandage measures 1.75 inches x 2 inches FDA Approved An awesome gift for lovers of...

Bob Ross Happy Little Magnets

$9.99

Add a little Bob to your fridge, locker, or workspace! Spread the inspirational artwork and words of wisdom of Bob Ross with our Bob Ross: Happy Little Magnets!  This cool gift set includes: An easel flip book filled with Bob's work of art...

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