Stocking Stuffers

The Best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for your friends and family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make this year the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!  Small gifts perfect for stuffing stockings for everyone on your list!

Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace

$16.99

Our beautiful Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace absorbs light to allow a peaceful glow in darkened conditions. The light sources’ intensity and method will bring out different luminous effects. Now you can let your inner glow out! Shine and...

Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss

$4.99

You'll love it a lil bit s'more every day. An ideal gift for the happy camper, our Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss is a fun mashup of nostalgia and kawaii for your lips! Camping. Maybe you do it for the crackling warmth of a radiant campfire. Good times...

Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel

$10.99

Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,...

Kitten Bandages

$5.99

Got another scratch?   You've gotta be kitten me!    Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages!  Now you can avoid cat scratch fever with a little help from a furr-iendly little feline...

Rainbow Bandages

$5.99

Damn, I'm cute for a bandage! Our stinkin' cute Gama-Go Rainbow Bandages make getting a boo-boo damn well delightful! They say that very cloud has a silver lining, but these adorably optimistic cumulus clouds offer so much more! These happy little clouds...

Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

$1.99

Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go Getters You are awesome!  But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you??  If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply! Our adorkable Who's Awesome? You're Awesome!...

Official World's Smallest Lite-Brite

$7.99

Honey, I Shrunk the Lite-Brite! Our Hasbro licensed, World's Smallest Lite-Brite is just like the one you had in the 70's and 80's - just a lot smaller! And YES! It actually works! You will love create tiny pictures on the smallest Lite Brite you have...

Dill Pickles Candle

$11.99

  This candle smells dill-icious! Expectant mothers rejoice! Our Dill Pickles Candle will help you manage those unique cravings, here it is. Pungent enough to satisfy all your gherkin desires. Expectant fathers: On those wintery days you don't...

Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

$1.99

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself.  This is great advice and should always be worn on your sleeve... unless you can be a unicorn. Be sure to...

Dog Butt Magnets

$13.99

Butt's up? It's hard enough to find a magnet to keep your bills and pictures on the refrigerator, but even worse trying to find magnets that are loyal and obedient! If you're a dog lover who also needs to attach things to magnetic surfaces, use our Dog...

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Sticky Notes

$6.99

​Hi, Neighbor! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood ever since our awesomely nostalgic Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Sticky Notes arrived!  Let them serve as a polite reminder to feed the fish, visit the Neighborhood of Make-Believe or change into...

Impeachmint Lip Balm

$4.49

Impeach your lips! The minty peach flavor of this Impeachmint Lip Balm won’t let you down! More and more people are asking for the welcome relief of IMPEACHMINT. Got that uncomfortable feeling? Is your smile tight and painful? Do your lips purse...

Official World's Smallest Fisher-Price Chatter Phone

$7.99

It's your childhood calling! Nostalgia alert! Our World's Smallest Fisher Price Chatter Phone is a pocket-sized version of your favorite childhood toy! It has with the same friendly face as the 1960’s original, and a ringing spin-dial! Your...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

$5.49

Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury! Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused...

I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

$12.99

We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judging you, fellow procrastinators! Because it's okay! Sometimes you just need/deserve a sanity break. Watch...

Rosie the Riveter Bandages

$5.49

We can do it! Our Rosie the Riveter Bandages let people know that you got hurt doing something important and persisted through the owie to achieve greatness! Rosie the Riveter was so tough and determined that she could work through just about anything...

Desktop Skee-Ball Game

$9.99

Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and...

Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99

Phone home, your mom is looking for you... Whoa!  Rocks made from meteors smashing into Earth!  The only thing cooler than that is having some.  We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect size...

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even...

Hatch and Grow Sloth

$4.99

Just add water – and hang around!  Our Hatch and Grow Sloth doesn't need any food or special care. Just add water and watch him grow and break out of his tree stump.  So, how does it work? Sit back, and relax. This little fella wants...

I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

$12.99

The mother of all oven mitts Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items! Neato!  Even the most innocent, put-together, June...

Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop

$4.99

What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...

Official World's Smallest Perplexus

$9.99

Easy to Play... Hard to Master! We can describe the World's Smallest Perplexus in one word. A-maze-ing. *badum tssh* Perplexus Original now comes in a miniature pocket-sized edition so you can keep playing on the go! This 3D maze has always been a fun...

Pizza Bandages

$5.99

Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Our totally cheesy Gama-Go Pizza Bandages are sure to get a rise out of your favorite pizza lover. They simply can't be topped! Except with pepperoni that is. Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Yeah.. we know how that's going to...

Astronaut Strawberries

$3.99

Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astronauts do - the freeze-dried way! Astronaut Strawberries, as well as other freeze-drive food items, have...

Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

$4.99

Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing your lips in the time...

My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Purrfect for pouncing around town or lounging in your fav sunspot Our My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks playfully points out the obvious about your BFF - Best Furry Friend.  Fur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through...

Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Holy crapola!  Today is THE BEST!  Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin happy that you could shit rainbows!   Maybe you woke up thinking it was Friday but it's...

World's Smallest Toss Across

$6.99

My inner 3rd grader is going to whoop your butt at this game! Such as classic, good memories of playing Toss Across in the house, backyard, sleepovers... Sweet, sweet childhood!   But now you can own the teeny tiniest version in the world! ...

Cream-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

They're the cream of the crop! A dream-cicle come true, our Cream-Pop Lollipops are designed to look like classic ice-cream pops! They come on a thick wooden pop-sicle stick in six different exciting color and flavor combinations! Strawberry/Vanilla...

Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins

$9.99

Sweet classic retro What is the sweetest way to top off any outfit?  Our Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins of course! Not just for sundaes anymore, you can wear this charming hairpin, guilt-free, any day of the week...! Cherry picking...

I'm Not Emotionally Dead, But It Sounds Amazing Gum

$1.99

Emotionally exhausted from being dragged by the drama llama? Our I'm Not Emotionally Dead, But It Sounds Amazing Gum was made for you. You know what they say: the grass is always greener on the other side of the emotionally-dead fence! Ahhh. Wouldn't it...

Lobster Candy

$5.99

No lobster bib required! Growing up in New England, lobster dinners were pretty common for us kids  Did we think the bib was embarrassing... nope. Now? Ah heck yeah! So now I can feed the butter hungry monster living inside, while teasing it with...

Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum

$1.99

Everyone Will Whaley Love This CandyWhale, hello there! We noticed our Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum has gotten your attention with it's perpetu-whale grin! Will you take this whale to be your very best friend? Pretty please, with some...

Narcissist Mints

$3.99

It's all about you and your breath You’re so vain, you probably think these mints are about you, don’t you? Now your favorite narcissist can have fresh breath while he admires himself in the mirror and explains why you’re wrong!...

Tentacle Pen

$7.99

Release your inner Kraken!   Whether you live in a pineapple under the sea or just really enjoy squid sushi, our Tentacle Pen is just what has been missing from your life.   Realistically modeled off of a certain Cephalopod's most recognizable...

Tiny Arcade Pole Position

$22.99

Start! If you are like us, hours were spent throwing tokens into Pole Position at Chuck E. Cheese, at least a good decade before we were able to drive! The most exciting gift of 2019 (or our lifetime)  You'll almost be able to smell the 80's as you...

Card Cling Stick-on-Phone Wallet

$4.49

Because everything's better with pockets! Our Card Cling Stick-on-Phone Wallet is must-have for your must-haves! It's about to make your smartphone even smarter! A silicone back pocket for your cellphone! Simply press adhesive to phone backing...

I Had One Of Those! Flashback Bendy Pencil

$1.99

Mind bending flashback to ​1984 When you're tongue tied and twisted, our super silly "I Had One Of Those! Bendy Pencil" is just the writing implement you need!  They can bend and twist into almost any shape!  You can even tie them in a knot...

Llama Bandages

$5.99

Save the drama for your momma! Hey Mama, there won't be any drama with these Llama Bandages.  They're super cute and ready to cover and heal any scrape, cut or bruise. These smart glasses wearing llamas are adorable and ready to ease any nerves or...

Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead

$12.99

Let’s get crazy, what the heck.  Our Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead is an homage to everyone's favorite squirrel loving, magical-voice-having, happy tree painting philosophical artist of TV fame. No one gave better art / life lessons while...

Weed Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community.   Let's be blunt.   It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a start!   For sure, it can easily hold some coinage...

World's Coolest Atari Sound Keychain

$7.99

Here come the 80's arcade memories Get ready to travel back in time to the 1980s with the World's Coolest Atari Sound Keychain. Shaped as a miniature and movable version of the iconic Atari 2600 controller, it features in-game sounds from the most...

Candy Taco

$7.99

Taco bout a clever candy! Our Candy Taco is just the sugary sustenance a taco lover with a sweet tooth needs on the go! Move over Choco-Taco, there's a sweeter less meltier version in town! (but don't go too far, we do love you! we just need a break)...

CYMK Pen

$7.99

Sketch in full color! Every color can be created by combining the 4 colours; Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & Black. Change inks with the sliding selectors, coloured ink tubes in the clear nib provide visual confirmation. Experiment, doodle, sketch, get...

iPlunge Phone Stand

$7.99

As seen in Wired Magazine! High-tech meets low tech and the coolest accessory for your phone was born.   iPlunge is the perfect solution for your video emergencies just squish it against the back of your iPod, iPhone, or any device with a smooth...

Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks

$7.99

Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...

Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$22.99

Ms. Pac-Man is back from the 80's! Wacka wacka wacka, hurry up and get a power pellet before those ghosts catch up to her! Play our Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive some fantastic memories of yesteryear or discover a vintage classic that held the whole...

Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $3.99

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Galaga Tiny Arcade

$22.99

It’s the return of the alien invasion! Our pop culture phenom, Galaga Tiny Arcade, is the sequel to Galaxian Tiny Arcade (just as Galaga was the 1981 sequel to 1979's Galaxian) and is coming to a home near you with. Hurry! You must board the...

Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$22.99

Portable Pac-Man! Gobble pellets with our Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive those cherished moments at the arcade or discover a vintage classic that held the whole world by storm. Pac-Man was a game changer when it came to arcades and will always be...

Totally 80's Bracelet Pen

$2.99

Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...

The Scream Air Freshener

$4.99

Shout. Shout. Let us all out of your car it stinks in here! Our Scream Air Freshener is the ideal gift for the person who is filled with existential angst and has a stinky car.  4 inch tall air freshener Framed copy of Edvard Munch’s The...

You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

$6.99

Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other knick knacks all in one place!  An adorable image of a gnome and Big Foot in a magical mushroom forest...

Frida Kahlo's On The Lips Of Dreams Lip Balm

$4.99

Cool and soothing no matter how hot your temper! Smooth on Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, and lime flavor. A lip balm in its own right Surreal citrus flavor Full of sensations An...

Reach For The Stars Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cats in space! Our cosmic Reach For The Stars Write Side Up Floaty Pen is probably the coolest pen ever made! Watch space kitty slide up and down your pen and distract you from everything that you’re supposed to be doing. Seriously, you might take...

Cat Astronaut Air Freshener

$4.99

Also good in spaceships! Space, the final cat door. Our Cat Astronaut Air Freshener features the voyages of the starship Litterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new boxes. To swat at new bugs and new laser pointers. To boldly go where no...

HandiMonster

$6.99

Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand? Gotta hand it to the HandiMonster. One second it's just your plain old hand, the next second it's a dang monster (with an adorable underbite)! What are you exactly ... Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand?  This monstrously fun mythical...

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