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The Best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for your friends and family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make this year the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!  Small gifts perfect for stuffing stockings for everyone on your list!

Bacon Lip Balm

$3.99 $3.51

Mmmm bacon! Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of our Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips...

National Embarrassmints

$3.49

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of indictments...

Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$9.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing these products out we were totally impressed by how...

World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$8.99

S-T-R-E-T-C-H  Our World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong stretches into hundreds of different positions, and he returns to his normal size! Well sorta normal size, since he is officially the World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong! Your...

Mom Purse Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Carry all for your purse! It may look like a mom purse right out of the 80's...  but that's just an illusion!  Stuff your headphones, arcade tokens, cold hard cash, or mints in this carry case and toss it in your purse or bag! It's 3D...

Cat Butt Coin Purse

$4.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a feline...

Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

No Regrets Bandages

$5.99

I regret nothing... except that chili dog for dinner! You won't have any regrets about getting hurt after you paste on one of these No Regrets Bandages. The people that live life with no regrets could probably use a few dozen boxes of bandages, wouldn't...

Reach For The Stars Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cats in space! Our cosmic Reach For The Stars Write Side Up Floaty Pen is probably the coolest pen ever made! Watch space kitty slide up and down your pen and distract you from everything that you’re supposed to be doing. Seriously, you might take...

Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace

$16.99 $14.95

Our beautiful Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace absorbs light to allow a peaceful glow in darkened conditions. The light sources’ intensity and method will bring out different luminous effects. Now you can let your inner glow out! Shine and...

Unicorn Plush Carrying Case

$9.99 $5.49

It's so cute and fluffy! Our super plush Elodie Unicorn Plush Pencil Case is a magical place to protect and store all your stationary and other goodies. Soft, pastel, and fluffy! Features a soft pink underbelly Lined with the cutest heart pink...

Ear Ring Keychain

$5.99

Haven't you heard? You must have, our ears are burning! Our punny Ear Ring Keychain is a simple, clever idea - a jewel-toned silicone ear pierced with a heavy duty split ring. Choose between 4 different fun colors! Cool Blue, Lime Green, Real...

Mattel Electronics Baseball Handheld Game Keychain

$11.99

Let our Mattel Electronics Baseball Handheld Game Keychain take you back to before game consoles, mobile and online games. This pocket keychain game actually works and has the same sounds, blinking lights and feel as the classic original, just a lot...

Record Player Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99 $11.43

Nothing better than memories of vinyl! It may look like it belongs at a sock hop spinning Elvis or the Four Tops... but that's just an illusion! Stuff your headphones, subway tokens, loose change, or 45 RPM record adaptors in this fun case and toss it in...

I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool thing...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

Retro Classic Mattel Basketball Keychain

$11.99

  A miniature version of the original our Mattel Electronics Basketball Handheld Game Keychain is a slam dunk! Before game consoles, mobile gaming, and online games - heck, before there was the internet - handhelds like this started it all! This...

Retro Radio Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Mid Century Modern Style Do you miss the great lines of products from the past?  Us too!  It may look like a vintage radio right out of the 60's... but that's just an illusion!  Stuff your headphones, subway tokens, earplugs, or asprin...

Pick-Its Cocktail Picks

$6.99

Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...

Avo-cato Avocado Cat Bandages

$5.99

Getting hurt is the pits! You're in luck! Our Avo-cato Avocado Cat Bandages will have you smiling in no time! Box contains 18 Avocado Cat shaped bandages Individual bandage measures 1.75 inches x 2 inches FDA Approved An awesome gift for lovers of...

Desktop Skee-Ball Game

$9.99

Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and...

Official World's Smallest Tinkertoy

$7.99

A fun toy to tinker around with! Our World's Smallest Tinkertoy, is a licensed miniature version of the original Tinkertoy that has been fostering active imaginations for nearly a century! A fun retro gift that clearly demonstrates to kids that...

The Original Wiz-z-zer

$7.99

Go on, take it for a spin The Original Wiz-z-zer is back and it's ready to shred the competition! Step aside Beyblades there's a new sheriff in town!  You can't expect your mom to hold on to you all of your old toys! So, if you've been looking...

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