Stocking Stuffers

The Best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for your friends and family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make this year the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!

 

LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$4.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49 $2.00

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed with!...

Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Our floating Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser will warm you up with sunbeam filled memories of summer, and freshly infused hot tea of course! Before executing a tired-and-true belly flop into your bed after a long winter's day, finish of your day with a...

Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

A gift for really, really good friends. It's our Blue Q Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer!  Because a great friend will always understand, always keep your secrets and always tell you how perfect you look.  But most importantly, a...

Petite Unicorn Trinket Dish

$9.99

A magical place to store your treasures! Our sweet-faced Petite Unicorn Trinket Dish is full of delicate, flowery details.   Even the box is printed with pastel flowers that echo the trinket dish! This majestic dish features rosy...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow Crank Music Box

$7.49

The dreams that you dare to dream are gently brought to light with our Somewhere Over The Rainbow Music Crank Box.  It's a sentimental gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! While this music box is...

Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks are so lovely they could leave the most content of mermaids wishing she had feet to wear them on! This beautiful raven-haired sea maiden is designed to mimic the old school American tattoo style from the WWII era...

Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish

$9.99

I-I-I will narwhalways love youuuuu Our Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish is a wonderful gift for your sweetie!  Now, it may look like he's laying down on the job, but the tooth is, he's been training his whole life, and is ready and willing to guard...

Stress Manatee

$7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow. Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care...

I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and command attention without having to say a word or snap...

Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

Superman Diy Sticker Card

$4.99 $2.00

Look up at the sky!It's a card,It's a lot of stickers,It's our Superman Quotable Notable DIY Sticker Card! That's right!  The Man of Steel is flying at super speed and demonstrating his super strength while being his super self on his way to tell...

Lookin' Good For Jesus Socks

$10.99

Socks For Church On Sunday Gosh darn it all to heck! If you don't find divine comfort in these sole saving ankle socks, you may be toe'tally beyond redemption! So ditch your holey socks and grace yourself with a pair of our gloriously unholey Lookin'...

Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the...

Lady Nugget Clip-On Flashlight

$6.99 $3.00

The spotlight is on you, little lady Bling in the new year with our Lady Nugget Flashlight! It's dazzling with brilliance! It's a cute little spontaneous gift for girlfriends - a fun and silly reminder that they're super bright, and glamorous as...

Arctic Tea Walrus Tea Infuser

$9.99

I am the walrus,  goo goo g'joob! Two tell you the tooth, our Arctic Tea Walrus Tea Infuser has earned our seal of approval! A flawless walrus for your cup of tea, this cool polar pinniped will brew you the perfect hot cuppa tea. Simply fill...

I Hope Eye Rolling Counts As Cardio Gum

$1.99

Our hilarious I Hope Eye-Rolling Counts as Cardio Gum, is the perfect gift for the well intentioned gym dodger in your life!   Not everyone has time for Prancercising, Sweating to the Oldies, or taking it to the treadmill! Whether you're too busy...

Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers

$3.99

Whether it's been a lengthy summer break or a rare 3 day weekend, take the burn off the return with this totally cool back to school gift... our Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers! The name's quite the mouthful but resist eating them no...

Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic...

Rainbow Bandages

$5.99

Our stinkin' cute Gama-Go Rainbow Bandages make getting a boo-boo damn well delightful! They say that very cloud has a silver lining, but these adorably optimistic cumulus clouds offer so much more! These happy little clouds are so happy to help you in...

Stay Sweet Watermelon Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99 $2.00

A summer favorite our Stay Sweet Watermelon Scents Of Humor Air Freshener is helping you keep the memory alive! But not just of summer of course. If you were alive in the 80's we'd be shocked if this image didn't immediately make your heart skip a beat,...

I'm Not Emotionally Dead, But It Sounds Amazing Gum

$1.99

Emotionally exhausted from being dragged by the drama llama? Our I'm Not Emotionally Dead, But It Sounds Amazing Gum was made for you. You know what they say: the grass is always greener on the other side of the emotionally-dead fence! Ahhh. Wouldn't it...

Juicy Peach Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Everything is peachy keen with our Juicy Peach Scents Of Humor Air Freshener dangling in your face!  Bring on the lane cutters, aggressive drivers, d*ckwads, and the other perks of being stuck in traffic, because we have the power of the 80's on our...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $2.00

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

Bird's Eye View Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99

A little birdie told us they want to hold your pencil! Our colorful pink and orange Bird's Eye View Sharpener And Pencil Holder is the perfect pencil companion for everyone!  The Bird's Eye View holds on to your pencil and is a pencil sharpener...

Cat Butt Coin Purse

$3.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a feline...

Indoor Snowball Fight Snowballs

$6.99 $3.00

Pillow fights are so passe! With our Snowtime Anytime Indoor Snowballs, you can have a real indoor snowball fight whenever the mood strikes! These specially designed snowballs are light and fluffy and feel like a real snowball, but they have a...

My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight of...

Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt

$12.99

Drop it like it's hot. Get ready to cook up some fun with our Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt! Whether you're a Pinterest Mistress or a natural born chef, you'll instantly become smitten with this mitten as it makes presenting your latest...

Hellraiser Zipper Pouch

$6.99

Oh her?  Nah... she's not running away from home.  She's just heading out for a day of complete world domination and then she's going to pedal her way home for a nice hot bath and a big glass of white wine.  Because hellraisers need time...

I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

$12.99

We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judging you, fellow procrastinators! Because it's okay! Sometimes you just need/deserve a sanity break. Watch...

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief!  You may not be irregular around here, so...

Cupcake Mints

$3.99

No Bake Cupcake Candy MintsLets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake?   The frosting!   The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so freakin' good you'll wish had even...

Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

$12.99

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue glow...

The Scream Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.00

Shout. Shout. Let us all out of your car it stinks in here! Our Scream Air Freshener is the ideal gift for the person who is filled with existential angst and has a stinky car.  4 inch tall air freshener Framed copy of Edvard Munch’s The...

Magnetite Lodestone Magnetic Rock

$3.99

We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This rare mineral is naturally - you guessed it - magnetic.  Used in early navigation and thought to have magical properties,...

Movers & Shakers Salt + Pepper Shakers

$13.99

Shaking your own salt and pepper can be soooo exhausting. It's Movers & Shakers salt & pepper shakers to the rescue! Just pull the cord and let these vibrating shakers do the work for you. They shake themselves! It's now fun and simple to add...

Classic Batman Mints

$2.99

Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na Na... No way!  Not with that stinky breath!  Holy Halitosis Batman! Fishy penguin breath got you down?  Have no fear!  Our Classic Batman Mints have arrived to battle the evil lurking in your mouth!  Because,...

Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99 $3.00

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

Tabletop Air Hockey Game

$12.99

Leave your stack of quarters at home! Our awesome Tabletop Air Hockey Game can transform any table into an arcade!  Created for on-the-move action and ready to play whenever the mood strikes, this great set contains two strikers, goals and an air...

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

$7.99

Free your feline from mind control with our Tin Foil Hat for Cats! They want to know what your cat is thinking. They want to control your cat’s thoughts. Not on our watch!  Does your cat exhibit any of these behaviors? Stares blankly...

Classic Gyroscope

$11.99

You spin me right round, baby right round... like a Gyroscope baby. Right round, round, round. Like a classic song from the 80's our Gyroscope will leave your head spinning with nostalgia! Young minds love to watch as this classic toy seems to defy...

Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk

$5.99 $3.00

Draw on... wipe off!  Orange you glad we didn't say it was permanent?   Our alarmingly bright Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk will help you make a big deal out of someone on their special day!   Mark up their windows so everyone knows...

Mr. Tea Infuser

$9.99

Your Mug Is His Hot Tub Throw some tea in your trousers!   Our Mr. Tea Infuser is fun and easy to use!   He's no fool!   Mr. Tea is the perfect tea-time companion for your afternoon tea.     Just load his little silicone pants...

Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

Purebreads Kitty Cat Bread Cutter

$9.99

Avo-cat-o on toast anyone?​​ See interwebs?  There's more than one way to get a cat's face in a piece of bread! Our Purebreads Cat Bread Cutters make super cute sealed sandwiches — just punch out the crust, stamp and seal the edges for...

Sloth Eraser Set

$3.99 $2.00

Slow down. Make less mistakes. We have a feeling our adorable Sloth Eraser Set are going to last you a long long last a long time! Why? Maybe it's because they're so cute, you can't bring yourself to use them and keep them in glancing distance on your...

Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows SocksFor those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops

$4.99

Raising the Bar on Nostalgic Candy Got a bad mouth with a sweet tooth? Then our naughty but nice Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops will sweeten that deliciously vulgar pie hole of yours. A throwback to the good ole days when having your...

Dapper Yellow Lab Mini Easel

$6.99

Who's A Good Boy Painting For Dog LoversIntroducing a new breed in home decor, our Dapper Yellow Lab Mini Easel! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy!?  As if friendly yellow labs weren't cute enough already, dress one in a tuxedo with a dogmatic...

Fart Scented Candle

$11.99

Fire in the hole!   Our Fart Candle falls into the SBD (Silent But Deadly) category of farts.   That sickening sweet and sour, completely nauseating smell of sulfur and methane gas from our Fart Scented Candle will make you reminisce of that...

I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote

$9.99

Our I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote by Blue Q sums things up rather perfectly. You can take your moonlit beach and throw it in the ocean, we'll take the cool glow of our fridge! You too? Join the club (sandwich)! Fashioned in bright...

Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipop

$6.99

You'd better ball-lieve it, sweetness! Our bright and colorful Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipops are only for the truly dedicated sweet tooth. At its size it's probably going to take you more than one sitting! Impressive 2 inches in diameter = long...

Gummy Candy Burger

$7.99

A whopper of a Gummy! Made of 22 delicious candies, The Original Gummy Candy Burger is a concept that is well-done! Complete with see-thru cardboard burger box, it's the king of all gummies! 6 sweet candy top bun slices 6 candy cheese n sauce gummy...