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Stocking Stuffers

The Best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for your friends and family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make this year the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!  Small gifts perfect for stuffing stockings for everyone on your list!

3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the appearance of a butterfly gently resting on you. Hey,...

A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light

$4.99

Our totally A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light is the purrfect way to meow your way to the front door! Who hasn't lost their keys and dug around in the dark looking for them? The Kitten Sound LED Key Light offers not only a handy LED light to light...

Apartment Sweet Apartment Retro Keychain

$7.99

Delivery food tastes better in apartments Our vintage-styled Apartment Sweet Apartment Keychain is perfect for apartment dwellers, burghers and city slickers! Oh yes, the apartment is the cozy snuggle base with views. No lawn work and walking distance...

Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

Barf Lollipop

$3.99

Like, Gag Me With A Lollipop The ultimate gag gift... our Barf Lollipop is a deliciously fun way to share your utter disgust at a situation or person, or to just gross out the person you're closest with... just because you can. To up the puke factor...

Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $3.99

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Bibliophile Bookworm Shoelaces

$7.99

Perfect for a Writer, Book Worm or Blogger! These are fab - Shoelaces covered in black words and lettering on an off white background. This is a perfect shoelace swap for anyone interested in the written word - readers, writers, bloggers. Perfect way to...

Book Fan for Book Fans

$7.99

Are you a fan of books? Well they're a fan of yours! Forgive us for being so foreward... but we think our Book Fan for Book Fans is literally the best thing since sliced bread the printing press! It's such a novel idea, it's destined to become an...

Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$11.99

Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) - it...

Card Cling Stick-on-Phone Wallet

$4.49

Because everything's better with pockets! Our Card Cling Stick-on-Phone Wallet is must-have for your must-haves! It's about to make your smartphone even smarter! A silicone back pocket for your cellphone! Simply press adhesive to phone backing...

Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit

$7.99

No kitten. You'll love this cheeky set! Just watch your cat lovers connect with our Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit created by our friends at Blue Q! This set includes five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets + bonus magnet: American...

Children's Reading Timer

$9.99

Awww, man! Just one more book, please, pleeeeaaaasssseeeee. Featuring a superhero duality of character our Children's Book Shaped Reading Timer is equally suitable for the combative ‘UGH. Do I HAVE to read tonight?’ gang AND the book...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$4.49

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks

$12.99

They're out there! It's time we came together as a country and understand that yes, men can be crazy cat ladies too. Were they born like this or is this due to their nurturing? Having a p*nis does not mean you can't be cat crazy! Warning signs of a crazy...

Cream-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

They're the cream of the crop! A dream-cicle come true, our Cream-Pop Lollipops are designed to look like classic ice-cream pops! They come on a thick wooden pop-sicle stick in six different exciting color and flavor combinations! Strawberry/Vanilla...

Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

Desktop Skee-Ball Game

$9.99

Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and...

Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine

$10.99

Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, female, shocked and end of the world. With our press-of-the-button automated dismay, you can express your...

Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.99

Don't Stop Believin'! Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable…...

Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99

Phone home, your mom is looking for you... Whoa!  Rocks made from meteors smashing into Earth!  The only thing cooler than that is having some.  We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect...

Fried Chicken Candy

$5.99

What the cluck?! Did you spend a few days of your life trying to get a new Popeye's Spicy Chicken sandwich?  We feel for ya! The most amazing thing about our Fried Chicken Candy is you can enjoy fried chicken anywhere and anytime!   So...

Frogger Tiny Arcade

$22.99

And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's...

Glitter Kissed SPF 50+ Berry Lip Gloss

$9.99 $8.99

Berry kisses are the balm! This gorgeous Glitter Kissed SPF 50+ Berry Lip Gloss not only tastes delicious but it keeps you hydrated and protected. The 50+ SPF is nourishing and provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection. Protect those lips and look...

Global Wishes Dandelion Necklace

$12.99

Best wishes! Dandelions are proof that perception is the key to happiness.  Where some may see a lawn full of weeds, the lucky ones see a field full of wishes! While counting your blessings and being grateful is wonderful, being given the...

Golden Girl Bottle Opener

$9.99

Very easy to use... just like Blanche! Flash meets function with our Golden Girl Bottle Opener. This fantastic bottle opener is on a keychain so it's pretty much on you at all times. So next time you've traveled down the road and back again looking...

Grumpy Old Man Men's Socks

$12.99

Got a grumpy old man?  Like we needed to be told you're grumpy!  Your complaining is funny but neverending! Grumpy runs in my family... how about yours? Dad loves being a grumpy old guy -enjoying the finer things in life like not caring what...

Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser

$9.99

Travel to math class in style! Our Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser is hit the road and is coming soon to a town near you! Especially if you're in part of the country has some amazing roadside touristy attractions! You know the ultimate in...

Hot Dog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...

I Want A Burrito Dish Towel

$10.99

Burrito heaven I want a burrito to tuck me in gently into its warm beans and "Rest here my child be at peace now."  When it comes to dream burritos, guacamole is never extra.  Do you have a breakfast burrito, followed by lunch at Taco...

I'm A Dog Person Keychain + Tag Set

$12.99

Dog people have Paw-fect friendships! Set the record straight, right away, with our I'm A Dog Person Keychain + Tag Set. The set comes with a fabulous keychain that states, "I'm a dog person" while the tag for the dog says, "I'm a person dog" which will...

Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

Jesus Bandages

$5.49

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus Bandage...

Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss

$4.99

Enjoy letting the day s'lip away Our Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss is vanilla flavored, and is just as sweet as can be! With his sunny disposition this smiling little fella is just who you want hanging around, so you can keep your lips moisturized...

Kale Candy

$5.99

Mmmm, Mmmmm... no! Just to be extremely clear, this candy does not taste good. It tastes like kale. Kale is gross. If gross is to kale; kale candy is to super gross. If you are weird and like kale, it probably doesn't taste like the fresh kale you get...

Let It Be Crank Music Box

$8.99

Let it be ♪ Speaking (unspoken) words of wisdom, our enchanting Let It Be Music Box is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud...

Love Mini Quartz Crystals Stone Pack

$9.99

Send love and good vibes! It's true. All you need is love... and our Love Mini Stone Pack! This thoughtful gift comes with two crystals selected to help bring forth a desired element in life. In this case. love, love, LOVE. This set of crystals have...

Mac & Cheese Candy

$5.99

This is just so cheesy! When I make boxed mac & cheese, I always add a ton of extra butter and milk.  My boyfriend on the other hand thinks he does - but yeah no.  I like mine like a cheesy soup with pasta elbows.  Anyone else with me...

Magic Growing Unicorn

$4.99

More exciting than a Hatchimal! Our Magic Growing Unicorn allows you to hatch your very own unicorn and watch it grow! Stumped on what to get your favorite unicorn lover? This legendary gift is where it's at. Simply: Put the tree stump in a...

Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace

$16.99 $14.95

You glow girl! Our beautiful Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace absorbs light to allow a peaceful glow in darkened conditions. The light sources’ intensity and method will bring out different luminous effects. Now you can let your inner...

Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencils

$2.99

Around the corner fudge is made. If you're not sure what this Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencil Set is referencing, you might have grown up too fast. This classic children's phrase was a sassy way to explain colors of stuff that comes from the body and it's...

Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

$12.99

Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! He's the perfect desktop companion, road trip buddy, or hilarious gift! He's a man that goes by many...

Narwhal Lip Gloss

$4.99

Tusk, tusk, tusk... It's true! Narwhal Lip Gloss really does exist! This pudgy little Unicorn of the Sea has swam all the way from the Arctic to help you make sure that your kisses are legendary! He's not just over-whale-mingly cute, he serves a...

Official World's Smallest Etch-A-Sketch

$6.99

The World's Favorite Drawing Toy What do you get the person that has everything? Simple.... The World's Smallest Etch-a-Sketch. This classic toy has been bringing joy and amusement to countless people for as long as 50 years- and now that it's pocket...

Official World's Smallest Perplexus

$9.99

Easy to Play... Hard to Master! We can describe the World's Smallest Perplexus in one word. A-maze-ing. *badum tssh* Perplexus Original now comes in a miniature pocket-sized edition so you can keep playing on the go! This 3D maze has always been a fun...

Pawfect Nails Dog Belly Nail File

$6.99

Scratch my belly! Give these adorable puppies a tummy scratch while keeping your nails in pawfect condition. A super cute addition to any dog-lovers manicure set.   'Tickle' the pups tummies to file your nails Double sided, 150/180...

Pickle Eraser

$2.99

Relish in your mistakes! Mistakes don't need to be a big dill, fix them up with our real-dill Pickle Eraser! This realistic mini-dill is ready to help out if you find yourself in a pickle with your notes and doodles. Single pickle eraser Made of...

Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life! Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar a swirl or...

Pocket Sized Pink Citron Poo-Pourri

$4.99

Pretty in Pink smells so good! Satisfy your sweet tooth with a spritz of Pink Citron Poo-Pourri so you can leave a little sparkle wherever you GO! The blend of Strawberry, Rock Candy and Citron natural essential oils eliminate odor before it even begins...

Pocket Sized Sweet Violet Poo-Pourri

$4.99

Berries are black, violets are blue, honey smells sweet when you poo! You can leave a little sparkle wherever you GO with just a small spritz of Sweet Violet Poo-Pourri! The blend of Blackberry, Violet and Honey natural essential oils eliminate odor...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99 $3.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

Ralphie Bunny Suit Pop-Up Christmas Story Card

$5.99

The pink nightmare that we all love! Make all their wishes come true with our Ralphie Bunny Suit Pop-Up Christmas Card... because unlike a bunny suit, a card is always the perfect fit! Inspired by The Christmas Story, this hilarious pop-up is sure to...

Reach For The Stars Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cats in space! Our cosmic Reach For The Stars Write Side Up Floaty Pen is probably the coolest pen ever made! Watch space kitty slide up and down your pen and distract you from everything that you’re supposed to be doing. Seriously, you might take...

Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$4.99

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular...

Scratch-Off Note Cards

$15.99

Everyone can be a winner... if you want them to be. Spread a little kindness with these Random Scratch of Kindness Mini Notes! Write or draw something in the blank area, then cover it with the scratch-off sticker provided and give it away. Scratching...

Soap for Karma

$9.99

Scented with Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sorry not sorry. Our Soap for Karma is a perfect gift for those who Know-What-They-Did. What goes around... comes around, we hope. We're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow...

Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

$12.99

Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. This hilarious housewarming or hostess...

Teeny-Tiny Record Turntable

$12.99

Includes 3 Mini-LPs to Play! Let those records spin with the Teeny-Tiny Record Turntable! While your record collection is miles away at home, this retro-style kit adds a bit of vintage vinyl charm to any home or office! This nostalgia inducing kit...

The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Gum

$1.99

We imagine that this is what the Lady said to the Tramp, right before she walked out of the Red Sauce Joint they once called "our place."  It's a sad story, but it's a pretty funny gum. Our extra saucy The Difference Between Pizza and Your...

The Little Lantern

$8.99

What is this? A lantern for ants?? Step away from the kerosene, Zoolander fans, and allow us to shed some light on the situation.  Our wicked cute Little Lantern is an intentionally miniature version of the classic style lantern...

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