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Stocking Stuffers

We have hundreds of the best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for everyone in your family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make 2018 the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!

 

Pretty Sweet Unicorn Candy Tin

$3.99

Marshmallow Flavored Candy Unicorns!  Our Pretty Sweet Unicorn Candy Tin is a legendary collectible and celebrated find for those slightly obsessed with unicorns, and sugar! This adorable tin features a unicorn head, on a blue sky background...

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Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.99

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

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Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

Our wondrous Gama-Go Unicorn Bandages will astound you as they heal cuts and scrapes with the power of magic!   Searching high and low across mountains, forests, and ravines for the elusive unicorn?  Next time you trip into a bush, or walk...

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World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo

$4.99

Yo-yo, yo! It's our World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo!  We don't mean to throw you for a loop, but we thought you should know your favorite childhood toy is back and it's pocket-sized! It's true, a miniature version of the #1 selling...

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World's Smallest Lincoln Logs

$6.99

A Top Notch Gift! Our World's Smallest Lincoln Logs are rating high on their cuteness and originality factors!  Licensed from Hasbro to be the World's Smallest Lincoln Logs, little hands will love building cabins and forts with this tiny retro toy...

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Anchored Cocktail Picks

$14.99

Drinks Ahoy Matey!  Our awesomely clever Anchored Cocktail Picks keep your drinks in tip top shipshape! Set your sights on new bar adventures with these gorgeous, gold-tone cast alloy picks that anchor your olives at the bottom of your drink...

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Busy Bees Pushpin Holder

$13.99

What’s the buzz this fall? It's our Busy Bees Pushpin Holder! A delightful addition to your desk, that is dripping with personality! Created with natural cork the beehive opens up to unleash a swarm of killer bees! (oh you didn't really...

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Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

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Chunky Rainbow Pencils

$4.99

Our Chunky Rainbow Pencils will help you finally capture the majestic, wispy, curly, swirly mane of the unicorn of your dreams! This set of three pleasantly plump pencils have a hue-riffic swirl of colors in each!  To create the perfect sunrise or...

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Gummy Candy Burger

$7.99

A whopper of a Gummy! Made of 22 delicious candies, The Original Gummy Candy Burger is a concept that is well-done! Complete with see-thru cardboard burger box, it's the king of all gummies! 6 sweet candy top bun slices 6 candy cheese n sauce gummy...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace

$6.99

Put your holiday spirit on full display with our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace! We're bringing Christmas back in an awesomely nostalgic way! You'll be lit up like a Christmas, and spreading holiday cheer for all to wear while donning this...

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Snorkeling Unicorn Tea Infuser

$12.99

A deep tea unicorn adventure!  It's time to go deep tea diving with our Elodie Unicorn Tea Infuser! Elodie is all suited up in her pink-tastic snorkeling gear and ready to drop her rainbow cloud anchor into your mug or tea pot! Up for a tea time...

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World's Smallest Gumby and Pokey

$4.99

He was once a little green slab of clay Our amazingly awesome World's Smallest Gumby and Pokey are adorable miniature replicas of the full-sized originals! So, if you ready for timeless adventures and limitless fun, they're ready for you! Still not...

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Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...

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Glow Stick Fun Pack

$3.99

Let it glow... Let it Glow! Our Glow Sticks By The Dozen Plus set is packed with a multi-colored variety of glow sticks and more, all in one box! Comes with over a dozen glow sticks of various sizes, along with several connectors, and jewelry...

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I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a...

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I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our infectiously cheerful I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Oven Mitt is well... totally boss!  It's a totally cheeky way to express your admiration for the person in charge...  What we love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without...

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Mermaizing Ouch! Bandages

$5.99

Have the grace of a fish out of water? Our Mermaizing Ouch! Bandages are a thoughtful gift for your helplessly uncoordinated pal, or mermaid loving maiden! These magical healing bandages are a result of this lovely mermaid sending her friends up...

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No Regrets Vintage Motel Key Ring

$4.49

Our cheeky No Regrets Vintage Motel Key Ring harkens back to the days before electronic locks on motel doors.  Let this nostalgic relic from the “No Regrets Motor Lodge” Room 701 adorn your set of keys as you hit the open road. This...

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Relaxation Pink Himalayan Salt Crystals

$6.99

It's about time you included our Relaxation Pink Himalayan Salt Crystals to your beauty and self-care routine or simply your crystal collection! If you haven't heard of the benefits of Himalayan Rock Salt, you may be living under a rock! (Sorry, we...

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Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit

$6.99

Encourage kids to discover, learn, and explore with our Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit!  Pierce and Gemma, friends that love to explore and discover awesome fluorescent rocks, will assist your kiddos with their exploration by way of...

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Snack + Stack Utensils

$16.99

Play With Your Food! Snack & Stack is sized for kids and grown-ups alike! The silicone handles of these mid-size utensils lock together securely for easy storage and packing, not to mention endless amusement! Perfect for lunch boxes, picnics, your...

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Space Invaders Tiny Arcade

$19.99

The 80’s are back! Space Invaders are here and they’re smaller than ever! Use the tiny buttons on our Space Invaders Tiny Arcade to fire at swarms of extraterrestrials to prevent the alien invasion and defend the planet! One of the most...

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Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers

$9.99

Ex-squeeze us, but we must introduce you to our Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers! Their orange-inality is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor! Orange you glad you stumbled upon these erasers? Fashioned to look like whole segments of a mandarin orange,...

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World's Smallest Tinkertoy

$6.99

A fun toy to tinker around with! Our World's Smallest Tinkertoy, is a licensed miniature version of the original Tinkertoy that has been fostering active imaginations for nearly a century! A fun retro gift that clearly demonstrates to...

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Zombie Bandages

$5.99

It's the end of days.. for lifeless beige Blandaids Our Gama-Go Zombie Bandages will bring about the end of days... of lifeless beige Blandaids ruling the land. It may feel like the end of the world when you suffer a papercut, but now you can turn the...

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Bottle Beetle Bottle Opener

$12.99

Now we've dung it! May we present, the perfect bar accessory for stag night... our Bottle Beetle Bottle Opener will grab your bottle and the evening by its horns! Don’t let those pesky bottle caps bug you. Reach for our trusty Bottle Beetle! The...

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Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model...

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Hot Dog Stapler

$9.99

Like best condiment BFF's - mustard and ketchup - somethings were meant to stick together... Like our TPS report and it's cover sheet! As you've likely learned by now, work is no picnic. But with our corny Hot Dog Stapler perched on your desk, it may...

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Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

These Are Not About A Penis Golfing Socks​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very...

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Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

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I'm A Special Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Special Socks For Special PeopleWearing our obviously superior pair of I'm a Special Unicorn Socks should help clear up any confusion there may have been around your mythical creature status. We mean, it's not like it's your fault that the social media...

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Munchtime Crocodile Chopstick

$5.99

Learn How To Use Chopsticks! Oh, snap! Forget the fork!... Our hangry Munchtime Croc Chopsticks are on the attack and coming to help munch down your food! Mealtime madness have you feeling swamped? Keep your kiddos interested in dinner with these...

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Twist My Nuts Corkscrew Bottle Opener

$5.99

A'corny addition to your barware, our Twist My Nuts Corkscrew Bottle Opener is sure to be an attention grabber at the next get together! If you like your wines dry and nutty, this is the corkscrew for you! And boy is it screwy. It's time to rummage...

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Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows SocksFor those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

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Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of ScaryDo you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

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Fudge-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

Oh, Fudge!  We feel like a kid in a candy shop! Our eye catching Fudge-Pop Lollipops are available in 6 different color/flavor combinations... How will we ever decide!? Strawberry/Chocolate (Pink & Brown) Vanilla/Chocolate (White &...

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Pumped Up Red High Heel Pushpins

$7.99

Stick a stiletto in it with our Pumped Up Red High Heel Pushpins! Take the first steps to organization with Pumped Up Pushpins! Each little red stiletto is a handy pushpin ready to tiptoe across your tickets and other pinnable ephemera. They make your...

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Simon Fruit Flavored Sours

$3.99

Red-Red-Blue-Yellow-Green-Red-Green Our Simon Fruit Flavored Sours is a tiny candy-filled replica of the electronic memory game Simon! A fun piece of childhood nostalgia and game nights gone by, you may even remember it as the catalyst for...

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Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck...

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Great Games Notebook

$4.99

Wanna play? Our bright and cheerful Great Games Notebook is a handy passport-sized activity book stuffed with lots of fun retro 2 player games! All you need is a pen or pencil! (Our #1 vote is for a #2 pencil with a good eraser so you can reuse the...

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Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

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Wildflower Memo Tabs

$4.99

Oh, Snapdragon! Our vibrant Wildflower Memo Tabs quickly rose to the top in their field, and are straight up burying the competition! Time to put your yellow sticky flags to flower bed! Soon to become a perennial favorite, this set of wild beauties will...

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Cotton Candy Snow Balls

$3.49

Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack!       Ever snow often, you come across the perfect stocking stuffer, and let's just say, these cotton...

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Mansplaining Mints

$4.69

Ladies, when it comes to our Mansplaining Mints, something tells us we don't have to tell you what these are for. But, humor us, if you will... The next time some random dude starts explaining something to you in a condescending tone, just offer him one...

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Merry Krampus Socks

$9.49

Socks For Santa HatersOur devilishly fun and totally creepy Merry Krampus Socks are perfect for anyone that prefers to take a walk on the wild (and socially unacceptable) side of life. While Christmas is universally known as the season for joy and good...

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Cozy Cup Mittens Tea Infuser

$9.99

Some days there's just nothing more satisfying than cozying up to a warm cup of tea!  We honestly can't think of a better way dethawing our frosty paws than with a pair of mittens ala our adorable Cozy Cup Mittens Tea Infuser! These attached red...

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Hellraiser Socks

$10.99

Pinhead Would Be Proud Just like these socks, you may look all sweet, cute, and innocent, but you know the truth.   You've been terrorizing the masses since you got your first set of wheels!     Let everyone that dare look, know your...

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Tardigrade Air Freshener

$3.99

Water Bear, Don't Care Our irresistible Tardigrade Air Freshener is the micro Spirit Animal of resilience! Truly an inspiration, tardigrades, also lovingly known as water bears or moss piglets, can tolerate any kind of seemingly impossible situation...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99

Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A UnicornSomeone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed to do?   The next time you hear that mystical...

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Pocket Periscope

$11.99

We're not just toying around here! Our Pocket Periscope is perfect for looking around corners, over walls, and down the halls. So you may be thinking, what do I really need a periscope for. Well, with so many uses, we had to limit to just a few...

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Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

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