Stocking Stuffers

We have hundreds of the best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for everyone in your family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make this year the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!

 

Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode

$3.99 $2.99

Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet... however, secretly hiding inside is an amazing cavern of crystals! Pretty much the embodiment of the saying, don't judge a book by its...

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Wake The F**k Up Snarky Tea

$14.99

Good morning, you stunning creature! Mornings are difficult for most, but not for you. You love hitting the treadmill at 5 a.m. and petting tiny fawns in dew-covered meadows at the first sign of daybreak. SYKE! Mornings suck. But we’ve got you...

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WTF Sticky Notes

$3.99 $2.99

WTF have you done without these sticky notes all of your life? Make sure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with our WTF Sticky Notes.   They are just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts! Because everything...

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Bag O' Dirt

$14.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

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Men In Uniform Drink Markers

$10.99

Our mouth-watering Men In Uniform Drink Markers are just what you need to go with that tall drink of somethin'... There's just something irresistible about a man in uniform... like an icy cold drink on a hot day. Putting their lives on the line to...

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The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross Soap

$3.49 $2.99

Bob Ross Wet-on-Wet Technique Reach for The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross Soap whenever you’re feeling a little Prussian Blue!   Make some happy little clouds of foam! This vegetable soap is made with glycerin, shea butter, and cocoa...

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Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons

$3.99 $2.99

LOOKOUT! Our Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons are about to stomp their way into your heart! We've discovered an entirely new species of crayons and we know you'll totally dig our ptero'ibly cool dinosaur Zoodlers! Watch in sheer terror as they bring a...

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Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff...

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Contemplating Orangutan Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Monkey Around In The Snow! Move over snow bunnies! It's time to swing down the slopes with the greatest of ease with our extraordinary Orangutan Ski Mask! We're not monkeying around! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this chimp-tastic...

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Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser

$9.99

Time For A Kit-Tea Purr-ty! Our Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser looks just like the poster hanging on the wall of your elementary school said... Hang in there, baby!  .   Fight the urge to take a cat nap in a sunlit corner of the room and...

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Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

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Gay Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Instant Faboulous!Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's.   Its an exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth and perfumed with a touch of mint. Scientifically engineered with a touch of class. ...

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Handicat Kitty Finger Puppet

$6.99

Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat?  You’re in luck!  Our moew-nificent Handicat Kitty Finger Puppet is made of soft vinyl and can transform your hand into a pretty kitty. So realistic, your hand may go off on its...

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Humans Are My Side B*tch Cat Dish Towel

$10.99

If cats could talk our Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel would sum up their felines purrfectly. No, it doesn't read "rub my belly, leave me alone" but the message is the same! "Humans are my side bitch, solitude is my main bitch." But hey, that's...

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Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

$13.49 $8.99

Enough of the body shaming already!   It's time we celebrate the muffin top!     We've all seen this look before, but not like this!   Fill these adorable jean-style cupcake pants with your favorite cake batter.   As our...

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Narwhal Lip Gloss

$4.99 $2.99

Tusk, tusk, tusk... It's true! Narwhal Lip Gloss really does exist! This pudgy little Unicorn of the Sea has swam all the way from the Arctic to help you make sure that your kisses are legendary! He's not just over-whale-mingly cute, he serves a...

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North Pole Peppermint Puffs

$8.99

We've got Christmas in the bag The story behind our deliciously festive North Pole Peppermint Puffs? As the story goes... One special night a year, Santa and his reindeer fly into the night on a mission: to deliver happiness to every child in the...

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Pocket Telescope

$7.99

Give your budding astronomer a Pocket Telescope and they'll feel like the stars are just within reach! It may be pocket-sized but this handy gadget is more powerful than it looks! It magnifies small or distant objects so they appear up to 8 times closer...

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Rick and Morty Strawberry Smiggles Candy Tin

$4.99 $2.99

I love me Strawberry Smiggles! Our Rick and Morty Strawberry Smiggles Candy Tin is based on a fictional breakfast cereal "Strawberry Smiggles" from the popular Rick and Morty animated series on Cartoon Network's [adult swim].  Strawberry Smiggles...

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Sloth Eraser Set

$3.99 $2.99

Slow down. Make less mistakes. We have a feeling our adorable Sloth Eraser Set are going to last you a long long last a long time! Why? Maybe it's because they're so cute, you can't bring yourself to use them and keep them in glancing distance on...

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Wine Lines Snarky Drink Markers

$7.99 $4.99

Our super fancy silver-tone Wine Lines Snarky Drink Markers will have your party fouls under wraps! These glamorous wine markers will help eliminate abandoned glasses, minimize lost drinks, all the while saving you booze and money and providing instant...

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Fudge-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

Oh, Fudge!  We feel like a kid in a candy shop! Our eye catching Fudge-Pop Lollipops are available in 6 different color/flavor combinations... How will we ever decide!? Strawberry/Chocolate (Pink & Brown) Vanilla/Chocolate (White &...

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My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

We sh*t you not! Our My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer is an actual product. It's a combination of our #1 and #2 top office gifts! The truth is, my job doesn't actually give me diarrhea. But it HAS taught me how to spell diarrhea, which is a...

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My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight...

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Ouch! Famalam Llama + Sloth Bandages

$5.99

Ditch the boring beige and reach for our ab-fab Ouch! Famalam Llama + Sloth Bandages! This comforting tin of bandages features our furry pals Lola the Llama and Lofty the Sloth.  Lofty and Lola to the rescue! This calm, cool, and collected BFF...

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Tropical Nail + Cuticle Tattoos

$3.99

A Vacation At Your FIngertips!That's it... you've been neglecting your cuticle's for too long!  Time to make them cute-icles!   Yes, they truly are an extension of your nails... so stop making them feel left out!  Our awesomely fun...

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Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49 $2.99

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

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Uranus Lavatory Mist

$11.99

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist... Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets... enough with the fluff, already! Here's the deal: "Uranus" is never not funny. So, we ran with it. Butt, in case you didn't know... Uranus's...

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Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.59

Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the galaxy or hanging back here on Earth! Frozen in time, yet not frozen in temperature, it takes the ice...

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Lips Pencil Topper

$3.99

Kiss Boring Meetings GoodbyeKiss being bored while you do work goodbye when you have our luscious Lips Pencil Topper!  Now you can make fun faces at your colleagues, yourself or even just your papers!  Muah, darling! This note you just wrote is...

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Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99 $4.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life!   Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar...

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Purebreads Kitty Cat Bread Cutter

$9.99 $5.99

Avo-cat-o on toast anyone?​​ See interwebs?  There's more than one way to get a cat's face in a piece of bread! Our Purebreads Cat Bread Cutters make super cute sealed sandwiches — just punch out the crust, stamp and seal the edges for...

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Tree in the Forest Pen

$4.99 $2.99

Fir real, you'll love our Tree in the Forest Pen! It's a tree-rific way to celebrate the great outdoors and harvest a bounty of expressive thoughts! Heck, you may even want to dress it up for Christmas! Having a unique way to write and jot down the...

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Watermelon Scratch & Sniff Nail Wraps

$3.99

A Manicure That's One In A Melon Now you can enjoy summer fun year round with our mouth watering Watermelon Scratch & Sniff Nail Wraps! Go ahead and add a splash of excitement with some delicious fun for your nails!   Easy to apply and the...

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British Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Exceptionally Polite Breath Thanks to our amazing Instant British Accent Breath Spray, having a British accent is as easy as making a cup of tea!  You'll instantly sound richer, smarter and even look more attractive!   This snap-acting...

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Flipside Hello Reversible Dishwasher Sign

$6.99

No need for the dishes to pile up in the sink while you're too lazy to sniff the glasses to see if they're clean or dirty! A great gift for the roommate or life mate whom seems to never have been properly introduced to the dishwasher... our Hello...

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Narwhal Sound LED Key Light

$4.99 $2.99

Don't forget your trusty Narwhal Sound LED Key Light at home, the next time you high tail off to your next adventure! A willing travel companion, he's a totally narly gift for unicorn-of-the-sea lovers of all ages! He's not just over-whale-mingly...

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Penguin a Day Mini Eraser Set

$3.99

Made a mistake? Waddle you do now? Let our Penguin a Day Mini Eraser Set come to the rescue! Run out of the eraser that’s on the end of your pencil? These Penguin A Day Mini Erasers are here to save the day! Choose from seven different vibrant...

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Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins

$9.99 $5.99

We don't want to be pushy, but our Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins are more than just a fun + healthy alternative to boring run-of-the-mill tacks. They're the homeopathic cure for a bland desktop! Each one of the “seeds” in this pomegranate...

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Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk

$4.99

Goodness grape-ness grape locks to admire! Now you can add a colorful array of pink to violet hued highlights to your locks with our nifty Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk!  You'll be crushing it! Featuring an easy application hand-held comb -...

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Snorkeling Unicorn Tea Infuser

$12.99 $7.99

A deep tea unicorn adventure!  It's time to go deep tea diving with our Elodie Unicorn Tea Infuser! Elodie is all suited up in her pink-tastic snorkeling gear and ready to drop her rainbow cloud anchor into your mug or tea pot! Up for a tea time...

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Top Shot Trophy Jigger

$11.99 $7.99

And the Most Spirited Award goes to the very best in bar tools, our very own Top Shot Trophy Double Jigger! Your drinks deserve the very best. Now you can measure out your liquor perfectly, and enjoy the rewards of a well-mixed cocktail! Top Shot is...

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Unicorn Lip Balm

$4.89

Just when you thought unicorns couldn’t be any more magical, this handsome beast with a magical golden horn and flowing rainbow mane trots into your life! Full of nourishing lip balm in a delicious cotton candy flavor, our enchanting Unicorn Lip...

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Unique Unicorn Click-It Eraser

$1.99

Beautiful unicorns adorn each one of our Unique Unicorn Click-It Erasers making for a magical erasing experience. Clearly, the loveliest of all erasers, they are the simple, fun and an adorably cute way to erase pencil markings. Now, we're not one to...

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World's Smallest Pound Puppies

$7.99 $4.99

Loveable, huggable puppies that need a good home!? Sign us up! Our adorably nostalgic World's Smallest Pound Puppies are here in miniature so you can take them with you for cuddles and love where ever you go! This super soft stitched plush figure is...

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Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt

$12.99

Drop it like it's hot. Get ready to cook up some fun with our Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt! Whether you're a Pinterest Mistress or a natural born chef, you'll instantly become smitten with this mitten as it makes presenting your latest...

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Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipop

$4.99

Are you a sucker for spicy food?  Lovers of spicy food will just eat up our handmade Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipops! Each one of these chili-pepper-shaped hard candy pops is infused with real chili pepper bits, and pack a heat that can't be...

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Wildflower Memo Tabs

$4.99 $2.99

Oh, Snapdragon! Our vibrant Wildflower Memo Tabs quickly rose to the top in their field, and are straight up burying the competition! Time to put your yellow sticky flags to flower bed! Soon to become a perennial favorite, this set of wild beauties will...

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World's Smallest Tinkertoy

$6.99 $4.99

A fun toy to tinker around with! Our World's Smallest Tinkertoy, is a licensed miniature version of the original Tinkertoy that has been fostering active imaginations for nearly a century! A fun retro gift that clearly demonstrates to...

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Ear Ring Keychain

$3.99 $2.99

Haven't you heard? You must have, our ears are burning! Our punny Ear Ring Keychain is a simple, clever idea - a jewel-toned silicone ear pierced with a heavy duty split ring. Choose between 4 different fun colors! Cool Blue, Lime Green, Real...

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Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed...

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Rainbow Wine Stopper + Drink Marker Set

$9.99

Our Rainbow Wine Stopper and Drink Marker Set is a sure way to brighten up your party! No only does it let each party-goer mark their wine glass, it also lets you cork your wine with a fun cloud and a rainbow. Bring the Rainbow Wine Stopper &...

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Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to...

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Schwetty Balls Golf Balls

$4.99 $2.99

Any golfer knows they play better with Schwetty Balls! Seriously, it's worth getting a box just so a golfer can say, "I'm playing with Schwetty Balls!" Surprisingly, these golf balls perform very well and many customers use them on a regular basis. Each...

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Somewhere Over The Rainbow Crank Music Box

$7.49

The dreams that you dare to dream are gently brought to light with our Somewhere Over The Rainbow Music Crank Box.  It's a sentimental gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! While this music box is...

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Cat Monk Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.99

Cat-astropic commute? Cat Monk says... Stay in the here and meow. An expert in the Meow Te Ching, our Cat Monk Air Freshener wants to serve as a constant reminder that you should be present and connected. While some monks shave their heads to show their...

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Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.99

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

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Magnetic Flat Lite Flashlight

$4.99 $2.99

Sleek and slick and it sticks! Our adorable Magnetic Flat Lite Flashlight is perfect for tight places and small spaces.  It looks like someone shrunk and flattened a full size flashlight! You can throw one in your pocket, pop one in your purse,...

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