Stocking Stuffers

We have hundreds of the best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for everyone in your family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make this year the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!

 

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Beauty Clean Diamond Dishwashing Gloves

$11.99

You can only put off housework for so long... but that doesn't mean you have to look like a scrub while you scrub! Stay clean and stay classy with our glamorous Beauty Clean wash gloves!  With a dazzling gem built in, you never have to sacrifice...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

Fart Scented Candle

$11.99

Fire in the hole!   Our Fart Candle falls into the SBD (Silent But Deadly) category of farts.   That sickening sweet and sour, completely nauseating smell of sulfur and methane gas from our Fart Scented Candle will make you reminisce of that...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a...

Magnetipups Fridge Magnets

$9.99

"Woof-woof" Dog Approved! Our Magnetipups Fridge Magnets are ready to pounce on your photos, lists, and labra-doodles. Stay...Good dog! Are you dog tired of misplacing your important reminders? Sick as a dog of having friends hound you for missing...

Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

$1.99

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.   Our "Some People Just Need A High Five. In the Face. With a Chair" Gum will help you easily relay your empathy and...

Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Dapper Yellow Lab Mini Easel

$6.99

Who's A Good Boy Painting For Dog LoversIntroducing a new breed in home decor, our Dapper Yellow Lab Mini Easel! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy!?  As if friendly yellow labs weren't cute enough already, dress one in a tuxedo with a dogmatic...

Flamingo Flexmark Bookmark

$6.99

Our pretty in pink Fred and Friends Flamingo Flexmark Bookmark is perfect for keeping your place when you go take a dip in the pool! Because sometimes you need to take a break from your book and stretch your legs... err.. leg. This stretchy silicone...

Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish

$9.99

I-I-I will narwhalways love youuuuu Our Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish is a wonderful gift for your sweetie!  Now, it may look like he's laying down on the job, but the tooth is, he's been training his whole life, and is ready and willing to guard...

Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

$12.99

Men And Their Football Rituals SocksSunday Funday?  So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking about a game that's on hold until the end of the football season... and nothing else matters. Might as...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $2.00

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lollipop

$7.99

Psst... We've got the inside scoop Our Giant Dipped Ice Cream Cone is eye candy that's real candy! These gorgeous and colorful ice cream shaped lollipops that have been handmade and dipped in a flavored hard candy (crafted from a secret 75 year old...

Toy Car Roadway Tape

$7.99

Livin' In The Fast Lane! Our ingenious Civil Engineer Tape will allow you to make any box or floor a place to go, go, go! Who needs an expensive carpet or fancy table to race toy cars on?! Now you lay down a lay a street down on your carpet or turn a...

World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$8.99

S-T-R-E-T-C-H  Our World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong stretches into hundreds of different positions, and he returns to his normal size! Well sorta normal size, since he is officially the World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong! Your...

At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

$1.99

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in a committed long-term relationship with our surrogate beds. Listen, when a couch hands you a compliment,...

Bag O' Dirt

$14.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items! Neato!  Even the most innocent, put-together, June Cleaver-like, mom types have an...

Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser

$9.99

Time For A Kit-Tea Purr-ty! Our Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser looks just like the poster hanging on the wall of your elementary school said... Hang in there, baby!  .   Fight the urge to take a cat nap in a sunlit corner of the room and re-energize...

This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed with!...

Keep Rollin' Cinnamon Roll Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Our cheeky Keep Rollin' Cinnamon Roll Scents Of Humor Air Freshener, is happy to take you for a spin down memory lane! If this chubby little fella looks familiar, give us some skin! Up high, down low, you're to slow. Bringing you back to your totally...

Shine + Dine Menu Lamp

$7.99

A glowing example of fun and function, our Shine + Dine Menu Lamp is totally lit! It offers a little light, right where you need it. Struggling to read the menu in that dimly-lit restaurant? Reach for Shine + Dine, the adorable miniature table lamp that...

Cream-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

They're the cream of the crop! A dream-cicle come true, our Cream-Pop Lollipops are designed to look like classic ice-cream pops! They come on a thick wooden pop-sicle stick in six different exciting color and flavor combinations! Strawberry/Vanilla...

Kitten Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Got another scratch?   You've gotta be kitten me!    Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages!  Now you can avoid cat scratch fever with a little help from a furr-iendly little feline...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk

$5.99 $3.00

Draw on... wipe off!  Orange you glad we didn't say it was permanent?   Our alarmingly bright Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk will help you make a big deal out of someone on their special day!   Mark up their windows so everyone knows...

Monkeys Key Covers

$4.99

Quit monkeying around with all those look-alike keys! Pop a perky primate on top! MonKEYS Key Covers are stretchable durable covers that fit over almost any shape key, adding a playful touch to a normally ho-hum object. You can even give 'em names. We...

Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.00

Rudolph the chapped lipped reindeer!   (Not!)   Do you ever wonder why reindeer don't get chapped lips?   No?   We don't either.   But perhaps they use our Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer Rockin'' Raspberry Flavored Lip Balm!...

Stay Sweet Watermelon Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99 $2.00

A summer favorite our Stay Sweet Watermelon Scents Of Humor Air Freshener is helping you keep the memory alive! But not just of summer of course. If you were alive in the 80's we'd be shocked if this image didn't immediately make your heart skip a beat,...

You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks

$10.99

Our beautifully blunt You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks says what your facial expression is hoping to convey. So you think you can just squash our day like that? Well, how about we just squash you with these gorgeous socks. You'll be pushing up daisies...

Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel

$10.99

Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...

Introvert Mints

$3.99

Most people carry funny mint tins as conversation starters when people see them. Not our Introvert Mints! Since it’s likely that no one will ever see these mints, you can smile to yourself every time you see the tin! Instead, you can enjoy your own...

Magic Poo

$3.99

#1 Poopy Stocking Stuffer! If you're always looking for sh*t to play with our Magic Poo is the one for you! This crap is magic! Well, kinda sorta, anyway.  Use this frighteningly realistic poo to play pranks, relieve stress, and entertain your inner...

Rick and Morty Strawberry Smiggles Candy Tin

$4.99 $2.00

I love me Strawberry Smiggles! Our Rick and Morty Strawberry Smiggles Candy Tin is based on a fictional breakfast cereal "Strawberry Smiggles" from the popular Rick and Morty animated series on Cartoon Network's [adult swim].  Strawberry Smiggles...

Awkward Silence Game

$14.99

Our hilarious Awkward Silence Game clearly points out, that some things are better left unsaid. This hilariously uncomfortable game lets you share how you really feel, potentially destroying age-old relationships in the process. Your friends will...

Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff day! ...

Great Games Notebook

$4.99

Wanna play? Our bright and cheerful Great Games Notebook is a handy passport-sized activity book stuffed with lots of fun retro 2 player games! All you need is a pen or pencil! (Our #1 vote is for a #2 pencil with a good eraser so you can reuse the...

Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss

$4.99

Enjoy letting the day s'lip away Our Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss is vanilla flavored, and is just as sweet as can be! With his sunny disposition this smiling little fella is just who you want hanging around, so you can keep your lips moisturized...

Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum

$1.99

Everyone Will Whaley Love This CandyWhale, hello there! We noticed our Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum has gotten your attention with it's perpetu-whale grin! Will you take this whale to be your very best friend? Pretty please, with some...

Scratch and Reveal Fingernail Friends

$5.99

Our fun and unique Scratch and Reveal Fingernail Friends are the scratch and win tickets of nail art! These scratch off nail stickers are an exciting new discovery for kids. Apply a carefully sized sticker to each nail and scratch off to reveal an...

Slap Happy Slap Bracelet Beer Tags

$9.99

Time to get Slap Happy Drunk?   Next time you plan on going out and getting slap happy drunk, throw on one of our Slap Happy Slap Bracelet Beer Tags around your wrist!  Then when the time comes to throw a few back, just slap one on your beer...

Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons

$3.99

If you're looking for fun by the foot our Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons are a simply meow-nificent find! Whether you're cat scratching some ideas down on paper (or sitting there patiently staring at the paper waiting for your cat to move off of said paper)...

Cat Butt Coin Purse

$3.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a feline...

Einstein's Bath-Time Continuum Soap

$3.49

Gets you relatively clean Our Einstein's Bath-Time Continuum Soap is made entirely of atoms and molecules, including vegetable soap with glycerine, Shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil, almond oil, and cocoa bean shell. This tiny bar...

Elf On The Shelf Hanging Candy Tin

$3.99 $1.00

This little elf has a cheeky grin outside and sweet vanilla snowflake candies inside! The attached cord lets you display The Elf on the Shelf as an ornament or as a clever present topper!    Based on the 2005 children's book, The Elf on the...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Fruit Flavored Awesomeness That Won't Get You Drunk You say tomato, we say wine.  With our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum you can just lay it all out on the lunch table.  Because, we don't carrot all what you think, unless you agree...

Beer Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Wait a minute!  Those three mice aren't blind!  They were just cold chilling wearing their RayBans while plotting to scamper off with your brewski! Whether you prefer dark beers, light beers, craft beers, your very own home brew or the cheapest...

Chopstick Kids

$15.99

Kid Friendly Chopsticks! Having trouble taming your chopsticks? You're not alone.  You could practice for a few more years or you could just call the CHOPSTICK KIDS for help! These soft, washable, food-safe hinges really keep your chopsticks...

Relaxation Pink Himalayan Salt Crystals

$6.99 $3.00

It's about time you included our Relaxation Pink Himalayan Salt Crystals to your beauty and self-care routine or simply your crystal collection! If you haven't heard of the benefits of Himalayan Rock Salt, you may be living under a rock! (Sorry, we...

Bring Your Wine To Work Day Socks

$10.99

Sock For So-So Sober Ladies Wave your freak flag up high and down low with our totally weird Bring Your Wine to Work Day Socks (and roller skates) you'll never be to slow! Unless of course you crash into the vending machine on the way back from the...

Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

Ice Cream Cone Phone Stand

$2.99 $2.00

Our Ice Cream Cone Phone Stand is a cone for your phone! Just don't drop it like it's a hot summer day on an undeserving surface! This sweet phone holder is made of ceramic. So this melting, fallen hero of an ice cream cone double scoops as a functional...

Mystical Unicorn Pen

$5.99 $3.00

Contrary to the belief of some whinny neigh-sayers... we wouldn't be stretching the truth, not even one tiny bit, if we told you that we are confident that unicorns exist.  Duh!  Of course they do, we work with them on the regular.  In...

Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener

$3.99

Instantly make your commute magical with our Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener! Before your very own eyes, your car will turn into a mobile fantasy land populated with unicorns! A sweet treat for your eyes as well as your nose! For just like a...

Cupcake Gumballs

$4.99 $2.00

Our Cupcake Gumballs are mighty tasty on their own, but for a true sugar fix try adding some into the batter of your next batch of cupcakes to make Double Frosting Gumball Cupcakes!  Each  tin contains about twenty-two vanilla flavored...

Hellraiser Oven Mitt

$12.99

Just like our sweet and innocent Hellraiser Oven Mitt your meals may look all wholesome and homemade, but you know the truth. You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it a Dish to Pass. And we love...

Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace

$6.99 $2.00

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace Rocks Jingle all the way to your Ugly Christmas Sweater Party with our festive Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace! You'll rock the party with this duo of holiday charm flashing lights and bells in one...

Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch

$6.99

At first, this bag was going to say "Be Helvetica or Copperplate, Never Ever Papyrus."  But then we thought it might be a little too niche. Our cheeky Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch helps you keep your priorities in order.  Oh,...