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Stocking Stuffers

We have hundreds of the best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for everyone in your family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make 2018 the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!

 

Big Bucks Coin Purse

$3.99

We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games!  If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your life savings to support your Starbucks addiction, our...

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Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So why not add some trash talking and personality to your favorite room in the house? It's the perfect gift, because everyone needs...

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Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

$4.99

Better than all mother brands So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing your lipos in the...

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HandiMonster

$6.99

Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand? Gotta hand it to the HandiMonster. One second it's just your plain old hand, the next second it's a dang monster (with an adorable underbite)! What are you exactly ... Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand?  This monstrously fun mythical...

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Heat Sensitive Thermochromic Glux Putty

$6.99

You'll enjoy watching our temperamental Thermochromic Glux Putty morph between a spectrum of warm orange to bright yellow depending on it's fluctuating temperature! That's right! This moody putty deceptively appears to consist entirely of a solid orange...

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It's OK to Fart Gym Socks

$11.99

Hilarious as they may be, wear our It's OK to Fart Gym Socks with extreme caution. While we all appreciate a good fart joke, you are opening yourself to a portal of possibly lethal dose fart intakes directed in your general direction. Now, if you enjoy...

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You Are Better Than The Best Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum That's Great For Narcissistic Bosses Because They're The BesssssstYou're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree. What we can agree on is...

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Dinosaur Color Pencils Set

$6.99

Our Dino Color Pencil Set is a perfect portable solution for little artists need that art supplies at the ready! Thirty-six colored pencils live in a dino decorated cylinder ready to come out and draw on the go or at home! A site for saur eyes, this...

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Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk

$5.99

Draw on... wipe off!  Orange you glad we didn't say it was permanent?   Our alarmingly bright Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk will help you make a big deal out of someone on their special day!   Mark up their windows so everyone...

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Contemplating Orangutan Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Monkey Around In The Snow! Move over snow bunnies! It's time to swing down the slopes with the greatest of ease with our extraordinary Orangutan Ski Mask! We're not monkeying around! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this chimp-tastic...

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Tree in the Forest Pen

$4.99

Fir real, you'll love our Tree in the Forest Pen! It's a tree-rific way to celebrate the great outdoors and harvest a bounty of expressive thoughts! Heck, you may even want to dress it up for Christmas! Having a unique way to write and jot down the...

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Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief!  You may not be irregular around here, so...

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401K Coin Purse

$3.99

Retirement Plan Coin Purse If you can fit your life savings in our 401K Coin Purse, you'll definitely need this laugh! In all seriousness, they say that by the time you retire, you should have something like 2 million in savings. We say, everyone's got...

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50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

People Don't Need To Smell It Bathroom Spray You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No...

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Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$9.99

Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by  "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) - it was just meant to be funny.  ...

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Crystal Growing Coral Reef

$11.99

Are you feeling underwater with all of the work and tasks hanging over your head?  You might as well enjoy the view!     Forge a new world on your desk with our Crystal Growing Coral Reef... it's like snorkeling at your desk!...

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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Do you deal with people stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge?  We all know that never works so why not disguise your food?  Just slip your sandwich into one of our Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags and your...

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Unique Unicorn 6-Click Multi Color Pen

$1.99

With our lovely Unique Unicorn 6-Click Multi Color Pen, you will be looking for an excuse to write anything and everything down! From your magical adventures to your non-glamorous to-do list! Adorned with rainbow colors and lovely unicorns this pen...

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Funny Side Up Dog Egg Mold

$9.99

Don't let your day get off to a ruff start when you have our Funny Side Up Dog Egg Mold on hand! That would be a major faux-paw! This handy, pup-shaped egg frame that will make those straying kids sit up and beg for breakfast. Just place the mold in the...

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Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for...

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Magnetipups Fridge Magnets

$9.99

"Woof-woof" Dog Approved! Our Magnetipups Fridge Magnets are ready to pounce on your photos, lists, and labra-doodles. Stay...Good dog! Are you dog tired of misplacing your important reminders? Sick as a dog of having friends hound you for missing...

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Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

$3.99

Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but you know what we mean! That's right, there's yet another thing Rosie can add to the list of things she can...

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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

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Always Be A Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Introducing our Always Be A Unicorn Socks! Also know as Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn Socks! We're not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but we're also not going to say...

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Birds On A Wire Picture Hangers

$11.99

Hey Hal, what's shakin?  Meh, I'm holding some picture of a kid wearing a robot costume with cake all over his face, what about you?  I'm holding a cell phone bill that was due yesterday, but it's nice to see the flock is growing. It's the...

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Gone Fishing Pen

$2.99

Our Gone Fishing Pen will leave them reeling when they read your note, and realize you've left for the day, to well - go fishing!  Whether it's summertime and the writing is easy, or you're dreaming of your next fishing trip, our Gone Fishing Pen...

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Desk Donut Eraser And Pushpin Holder

$9.99

Our mouth watering Desk Donut Eraser + Pin Holder is the stickiest and gooiest eye candy in Cube Town!  This magnificent, pink-frosted, donut eraser that’s “sprinkled” with 50 colorful pins for your corkboard is about to make your...

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Vibe Squad Kawaii Cute Badges

$5.99

Wowee! Our Vibe Squad Kawaii Cute Badges are literally dripping with rainbow awesomeness and more! So, milkshake what your mama gave ya, and up your pin game with this mix'n'match collection of fun and colorful pins! This eclectic mix of emojis,...

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Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security, our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will deter the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

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Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace

$5.99

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace Rocks Jingle all the way to your Ugly Christmas Sweater Party with our festive Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace! You'll rock the party with this duo of holiday charm flashing lights and bells in one...

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Brew Beetle Tea Infuser

$9.99

Are we bugging you?  Have some tea and relax! Sorry to bug ya, but our Brew Beetle Tea Infuser is totally Fab Four brewing your favorite tea! There’s no cuter way to brew the ideal cuppa British tea. We love it, yeah, yeah, yeah- and hope you...

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Canned Laughter

$11.99

Canned Laughter... because everyone deserves their own laugh track! Bwahahaha! Tee hee hee! You know you're hilarious, but you can't always have someone bear witness to your amazing one-liners and zingers. That's where our Canned Laughter comes in...

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Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

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Escape! Deep Sea Critter Lid Lifters

$11.99

Color Changing Kitchen CreaturesOur heat-sensitive color-changing, Escape! Deep Sea Critters Lid Lifters will keep your pots from boiling over, and keep you from getting in hot water!   Slip our silicone octopus tentacle or crab claw on top of your...

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People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel

$10.99

Our totally fetching People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel puts your true feelings on display without ever having to mutt'er a word.  You much pawfer the company of dogs over... ugh. People. The ruff reality is that you happily greet any dog that...

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Scribble Sports Hockey Desktop Game

$4.99

Our Scribble Sports Hockey Desktop Game is open for the assist! That is if you're looking for a fun off-the-ice gift for the hockey fanatic in your life! This set includes stationery essentials for hockey fans who really have their teeth in (or knocked...

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Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! SocksIf you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's Crew Sock will deliver your message softly, in the most...

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Bite Your Tongue Teether

$9.99

Our Bite Your Tongue Teether by Fred is a new parenting essential. Because it's never too early to teach them to bite their tongue in certain situations! If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Isn't that right, Martha? Just...

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Drinking Buddies Drink Markers

$10.99

Hunks For Getting HammeredLooking for a way to spice up your next get together?  Now you can use our hilarious Drinking Buddies Drink Markers at bachelorette parties, house parties, a girls nights in, poolside or a picnic!  After all, they'll...

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Enchanted Unicorn Notepads

$7.99

Unicorn Quest! Sure, you may be filled with dark, angry thoughts at times, but you can write those somewhere else!  Take a vacation from negativity with our Enchanted Unicorn Notebooks!  They're the perfect place to capture those sunny...

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Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

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I Hate Traffic Air Freshener

$1.99

Chances are someone is going to tick you off on your commute to or from work and next time you won't even need to lift a finger!  Why?  Because our Middle Finger Air Freshener is already on the case! It takes all of the effort out of road rage...

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My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight...

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Purebreads Kitty Cat Bread Cutter

$9.99

Avo-cat-o on toast anyone?​​ See interwebs?  There's more than one way to get a cat's face in a piece of bread! Our Purebreads Cat Bread Cutters make super cute sealed sandwiches — just punch out the crust, stamp and seal the edges for...

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Imaginary Friends Salt Gift Set

$9.99

Imaginary friends all around! There's one for you, and one for you... Our Imaginary Friends Salt Gift Set is a lovely gift for real friends and imaginary ones!  Looking to add some spice to your life?   Look no further!   Move over Mrs...

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Rockin' Guitar 3D Inflatable Colorables

$7.99

Bringing a new meaning to the term air guitar our inflatable Rockin' Guitar 3D Colorables is about to shake, rattle, and roll on to your gift list. For anyone who's ever dreamed of owning a custom guitar, it's time to rock out on a guitar of your own...

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Spam??½ Can Decoy Secret Safe

$9.99

No One Will Touch This! Trust us... not many are a fan of spam, electronic of otherwise.  Even if the entire state of Hawaii tries to convince you otherwise.  Once you leave paradise and find yourself land locked, it tastes like the block of...

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Water Into Wine Drink Markers

$10.99

Everyone needs a drinking buddy, especially one who can turn water to wine!  Well guess what?  Your prayers have been answered!  The Holy Grail of drink markers have arrived!  Our Water into Wine Drink Markers are truly heaven sent!...

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Introvert Mints

$3.99

Most people carry funny mint tins as conversation starters when people see them. Not our Introvert Mints! Since it’s likely that no one will ever see these mints, you can smile to yourself every time you see the tin! Instead, you can enjoy your own...

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Pocket Telescope

$7.99

Give your budding astronomer a Pocket Telescope and they'll feel like the stars are just within reach! It may be pocket-sized but this handy gadget is more powerful than it looks! It magnifies small or distant objects so they appear up to 8 times closer...

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You Crafty Bitch Socks

$10.99

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious projects get off on the right foot! We just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She...

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Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.99

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

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Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

$12.99

Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks! Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe...

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