Stocking Stuffers

We have hundreds of the best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for everyone in your family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make this year the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!

 

Nose Aerobics Basketball

$3.99

Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while...

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Spam Can Decoy Secret Safe

$9.99

No One Will Touch This! Trust us... not many are a fan of spam, electronic or otherwise.  (Even if the entire state of Hawaii tries to convince you.)  Once you leave paradise and find yourself land locked, it tastes like the block of...

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Water Into Wine Drink Markers

$10.99 $6.99

Everyone needs a drinking buddy, especially one who can turn water to wine!  Well guess what?  Your prayers have been answered!  The Holy Grail of drink markers have arrived!  Our Water into Wine Drink Markers are truly heaven sent!...

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Dogs! Socks

$10.99

Dogs Are Better Than Cat SocksWhat's not to love about our Dogs! Socks? They're so excited to snuggle up on your feet, they're just begging for some loving! Just like your furry best friend, they're eager to please and have an infectiously cheerful...

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Galaxy Lollipop

$4.99 $2.99

A lollipop light years ahead of its time Our spectacular handmade Galaxy Lollipops are flat out the sweetest gift this side of the Milky Way. Hand-poured and swirled purple + black circular lollipop Embedded with glitter and adorned with silver star...

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I Hope Eye Rolling Counts As Cardio Gum

$1.99

Our hilarious I Hope Eye-Rolling Counts as Cardio Gum, is the perfect gift for the well intentioned gym dodger in your life!   Not everyone has time for Prancercising, Sweating to the Oldies, or taking it to the treadmill! Whether you're too...

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I Want To Go On Eternity Leave Gum

$1.99

Candy For Times When You Need A Neverending VacationThere are palm trees, beach umbrellas, perfectly-sweetened margaritas and no hangovers... I'm never coming back.  Please hold my calls.  Forever. That settles it, we're sold on our I Want To...

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Lady Nugget Clip-On Flashlight

$5.99 $3.99

The spotlight is on you, little lady Bling in the new year with our Lady Nugget Flashlight! It's dazzling with brilliance! It's a cute little spontaneous gift for girlfriends - a fun and silly reminder that they're super bright, and glamorous as...

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Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

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Mental Note Sticky Notes

$3.99 $2.99

You.   Are you the same person who forgot to put the milk in the fridge before going to work yesterday?   Do you really think just making a mental note to send your mom a card on her birthday is sufficient?   Eh... probably not. ...

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Mexican Chocolate Sugar

$11.99

We have the Aztecs to thank for this one! Our Mexican Chocolate Sugar is about to turn your kitchen into a fiesta, and your coffee into a masterpiece! This amazing concoction consists of: Organic Brazilian Cane Sugar, Orange Cacao, Chili, Cinnamon,...

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Retro Classic Mattel Football Keychain

$11.99

A mini version of the original, our Retro Mattel Electronics Football Handheld Game Keychain will help you maneuver out of the neutral zone, and into touchdown territory in the game of gift giving! Before game consoles, mobile gaming, and online games -...

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The Cat Bonnet

$6.99

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!  Not every kitty is some kind of vain showoff...

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You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks

$10.99

Our beautifully blunt You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks says what your facial expression is hoping to convey. So you think you can just squash our day like that? Well, how about we just squash you with these gorgeous socks. You'll be pushing up daisies...

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Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

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Healing Stones

$9.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

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High Five Notepad

$4.99 $2.99

Ever wish you could tell someone how you feel, but the words don't come?  Everyone wants to be acknowledged.  Unfortunately, the most enthusiastic form of congratulations, the high five, is all too fleeting.  Now, with our High Five Nifty...

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Mona Lisa Masterpiece Air Freshener

$3.99

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? Or is this your way to hide a broken heart? Spoiler Alert! SHE’S SMILING BECAUSE IT SMELLS GOOD! Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic masterpiece! Our Mona Lisa Masterpiece Air...

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Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

Tell Us More About Your Mother's CandySo... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy...

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Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk

$5.99 $3.99

Draw on... wipe off!  Orange you glad we didn't say it was permanent?   Our alarmingly bright Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk will help you make a big deal out of someone on their special day!   Mark up their windows so everyone...

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Mystical Unicorn Pen

$5.99

Contrary to the belief of some whinny neigh-sayers... we wouldn't be stretching the truth, not even one tiny bit, if we told you that we are confident that unicorns exist.  Duh!  Of course they do, we work with them on the regular.  In...

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President Trump Troll

$14.99 $8.99

Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...

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Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter

$7.99

Grin and grill it!  Our super smiley Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter stamps out the perfect smile!  It will leave you feeling grate!  Ideal for adding goofy grins to your grilled cheese or smirks to your salami on rye.  Anyway you look at...

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Fast Food Scented Candle

$11.99

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner!   Instead we'll just sit here smelling this grease scented goodness.   Ketchup, mayo, Pete's...

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Rainbow Pencil Holder + Pencils

$11.99 $7.99

We just can't even. Cloud you even believe how adorable our Rainbow Pencil Holder is? Simply the cutest! Because maybe all you need is a happy little cloud to make your day 100% better.... Instead of floating around the sky all day, this little fella...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

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Unicorn Pencil Topper

$4.49

Our rainbow loving Unicorn Pencil Topper is happy to add a touch of hope and wonder to all of your school, office, and homework! Just pop our pal Stuart on the end of your pencil and let him sprinkle some magic over your page! This cute white unicorn...

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Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop

$4.99

Unicorns - their poop don't stink Don't go poo poo-ing the idea of our gifting our Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop! Unicorn poop lovers will enjoy eating this poo emoji shaped gourmet candy! Pink & blue swirl Fruit punch flavored hard...

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Always Be A Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Introducing our Always Be A Unicorn Socks! Also know as Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn Socks! We're not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but we're also not going to say...

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Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model...

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Magnetite Lodestone Magnetic Rock

$3.99

We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This rare mineral is naturally - you guessed it - magnetic.  Used in early navigation and thought to have magical properties,...

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Nacho Cheese Candle

$11.99

An awesomely cheesy gift Though it's cheesey, we think our Nacho Cheese Candle is pretty grate! Whether you like being reminded of baseball games, country fairs, late night Taco Bell runs, or movie theater concessions, the Nacho Cheese Candle stings...

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Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

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The Original Wiz-z-zer

$6.99 $4.99

Go on, take it for a spin The Original Wiz-z-zer is back and it's ready to shred the competition! Step aside Beyblades there's a new sheriff in town!  You can't expect your mom to hold on to you all of your old toys! So, if you've been...

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Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99

There Isn't An "I" In This Team Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

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Flash Rocks

$4.99 $2.99

Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?   Forseriously though...  Just rub our Flash Rocks together to see a totally natural piezoelectric rock show!  They'll glow internally and emit a distinctive...

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Salad Makes Me Sad Socks

$10.99

Salads Suck Socks Opting for rabbit food, when you'd rather be eating a chimichanga smothered in cheese and topped with a mountain of sour cream, may leave you feeling a bit sullen and understandably questioning your life choices.   And even...

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You Are Better Than The Best Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum That's Great For Narcissistic Bosses Because They're The BesssssstYou're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree. What we can agree on is...

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Arctic Tea Walrus Tea Infuser

$9.99

I am the walrus,  goo goo g'joob! Two tell you the tooth, our Arctic Tea Walrus Tea Infuser has earned our seal of approval! A flawless walrus for your cup of tea, this cool polar pinniped will brew you the perfect hot cuppa tea. Simply fill...

Bumble's Blast Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.99

They have been looking for the Abominable Snowman for ages... Yeti has not been found!     Do you ever wonder why Bumble bounces?   Do you think he gets chapped lips?   After all, Hermie did pull all his teeth and our lips get...

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Holy Toast Bread Stamp

$2.99

Holy Mother Of God... what is on my toast! In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper always makes a good impression. Press the stamper into an...

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Mermaid Eraser Set

$4.99 $2.99

These sassy sirens will get along swimmingly with your other erasers! Too cute to be forgotten about our Mermaid Eraser Set will never suffer the fate of being lost within the depths of your junk drawer! A treasure in their own right, these bathing...

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Oh K! Rainbow 50/50 Coloring Pencils

$10.99 $6.99

Our cheerful Oh K! Rainbow 50/50 Coloring Pencils guaranteed that your day will be partly cloudy with 100% chance of awesomeness. Bringing a shiny spot of happiness to your day, while you break out your sketch pad, or adult coloring book, this set of...

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Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

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Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! SocksIf you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's Crew Sock will deliver your message softly, in the most...

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The Scream Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.99

Shout. Shout. Let us all out of your car it stinks in here! Our Scream Air Freshener is the ideal gift for the person who is filled with existential angst and has a stinky car.  4 inch tall air freshener Framed copy of Edvard Munch’s The...

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Understand Men Breath Spray

$5.99

No One Can Truely Understand Men Are you facing the ultimate task of understanding a man?  The only thing you can do is use our Understand Men Breath Spray.  The extra strength mint formula will give you the ability to train with bacon, talk...

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Unicorn Marbles

$4.99

We've clearly lost our marbles, so our legendary Unicorn Marble Game is the clear choice for restarting our collection! These awesome collectible marbles are so beautiful and so iridescent, they seem to carry the very essence of our beloved...

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Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For HerNow, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

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I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool...

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Monkey Business Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99 $2.99

There's always time to monkey around! Our funny Monkey Business Sharpener and Pencil Holder is your new best friend when you're at school or work. Just slide any standard pencil in his purple monkey hands and he's got a firm grip. He's also a really...

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