Spring Gift Sale

Stocking Stuffers

We have hundreds of Christmas Stocking Stuffer gifts for everyone in your family! Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!

Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder

$2.89

Our Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder is a fun and cleverly designed solution to keep your toothbrush from lying around on the bathroom counter! Designed to make your toothbrush look like tap water dripping from a classic water spout, it's the coolest...

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Peeking Bird on Branch Toothbrush Stand
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Peeking Bird on Branch Toothbrush Stand

$6.99 $3.49

With our adorable Peeking Bird on Branch Toothbrush Stand there will be no reason to look around for your toothbrush anymore!This cute little Peeking Bird sits atop a white branch at the base and stands guard next to your toothbrush. This whimsical...

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Glow-In-The-Dark Finger Monster! Set

$9.99

The monsters under your bed will run for cover when our Glow-In-The-Dark Finger Monster! Set unleashes their mayhem at home and around town! These are the radioactive cousins to our original Finger Monsters... Also known as the guys that didn't listen...

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Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... and our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports from our customers that they have found them stowing...

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Men In Uniform Drink Markers

$10.39

Our mouth-watering Men In Uniform Drink Markers are just what you need to go with that tall drink of somethin'... There's just something irresistible about a man in uniform... like an icy cold drink on a hot day. Putting their lives on the line to...

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Scratch and Reveal Fingernail Friends

$5.29

Our fun and unique Scratch and Reveal Fingernail Friends are the scratch and win tickets of nail art! These scratch off nail stickers are an exciting new discovery for kids. Apply a carefully sized sticker to each nail and scratch off to reveal an...

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Mermaid Mermazing Scented Nail Art Kit

$8.09

For truly mesmerising hands look no further than our Mermaid Mermazing Scented Nail Art Kit! Get it!? Mermaid... Amazing... Mer-mazing! Anywaves.. Inside of this kit you'll discover an aqua ocean blue color nail varnish, that just happens to be...

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Notes to Self Fancy Pencils

$5.69

Our Notes to Self Fancy Pencils will leave you having the fanciest desk in the office! Watch in wonder as you turn your doodles and notes into something rather special with this set of 6 spiffing pencils. In dashing shiny gold with multi-rainbow-colored...

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Notes To Self Bulldog Binder Clips

$7.99

Our witty Notes To Self Bulldog Binder Clips are barking at the chance to make paperwork fun again! Hug me, squeeze me, hold me close. Keep it together with this set of dashing bulldog clips. In shiny gold printed with witty slogans, these shiny, happy,...

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Mermaid Mystical Pen

$6.19

We have an eeling that you'll be making waves with our Mermaid Mystical Pen! We're so shore that you'll love this opalescent mermaid tail shaped pen from NPW, that we're confident you won't find a better pen while surfing the net. Summon some magic to...

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Slurpin' Sammy

$3.49

Watch Slurpin' Sammy the hedgehog eject slime and slurp it back up! Yeccchhh, but so fun to do over and over again! Cute, gross, and weird all in one little hedgehog! Slurpin' Sammy the hedgehog comes with goo that it slurps up and spits out...

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Wobblo An Illusion in Motion

$5.69

The mystical movement of our wonky Wobblo toy defies logic!  It resembles a plastic doughnut (mmmm donuts) but and has a metal ball inside that creates the most unique, unpredictable patterns of movements that seem to defy the laws of...

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Kitten Bath Soap
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Kitten Bath Soap

$4.99 $2.49

True story... Walked into the house last night and Mr. Whiskers was all like, "Listen, I've been grooming and watching birds all day.  Don't you even begin to think I have time to give you a bath tonight. Meow. "  Then that fur ball threw this...

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National Embarrassmints

$2.99

Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of indictments.  These little mints will...

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Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet
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Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$5.99 $2.99

Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House, you'll be on your way to Make Your Memos Great Again. Need sticky flags for your...

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Blue Q I'm A Special Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Wearing our obviously superior pair of I'm a Special Unicorn Socks should help clear up any confusion there may have been around your mythical creature status. We mean, it's not like it's your fault that the social media networks have not yet been able...

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Blue Q Dogs! Socks

$10.99

What's not to love about our Dogs! Socks? They're so excited to snuggle up on your feet, they're just begging for some loving! Just like your furry best friend, they're eager to please and have an infectiously cheerful personality! Meow, we've heard...

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Blue Q Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

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Blue Q I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and command attention without having to say a word or snap...

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CMYK? But I Built My File As RGB! Socks
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CYMK? But I Built My File As RGB! Socks

$8.99 $4.49

Our painfully stylish CYMK? But I Built My File As RGB! Socks Socks is sure to hit the funny bone of creative types everywhere! A graphic designer's dream come true, these colorful socks feature the CYMK color model print in all of its cyan,...

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SuckUK Drink Me Flashing Neon LED Sign Bottle Topper
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Drink Me Flashing Neon LED Sign Bottle Topper

$8.99 $4.49

Our Drink Me Flashing Neon LED Sign Bottle Topper is a bright and bubbly drink decoration, fit for the likes of Alice herself! Basically, if you're looking for a sign that you should have a drink, this is it! This unique party decoration is endlessly...

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Eat Me Flashing LED Sign Food Topper

$8.49

Our tempting and eye-catching Eat Me Flashing Neon LED Sign Food Topper is a delicious retro decoration for any feast or snack attack! The letters are illuminated by LEDs and flash in a hypnotic sequence as if you've found yourself staring at the warm...

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Hand Cookie Cutter

$7.89

We've really got it hand it to our Hand Cookie Cutter. It's a fun way to give them a peace of your mind! The way to a person's heart is through their stomach, so when words fail to get your point across this cookie will gladly offer an additional...

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Renaissance Kitty Air Freshener

$3.39

Quite frankly, our Renaissance Kitty Air Freshener does not find your stinky car one bit amusing! While she gracefully holds her breath, awaiting her fresh Tudor rose scent to extinguish the foulest of orders wafting about your vehicle, allow her majesty...

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Squirrel in Underpants Mints

$3.59

Fresh this Fall our Squirrel in Underpants Mints will inspire you to cloth all of the tiny streakers in your neighborhood! If only you could afford to buy enough undies for all of the adorable mini gymnastic bird feeder raiders in your hood... While...

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Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener

$3.39

Instantly make your commute magical with our Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener! Before your very own eyes, your car will turn into a mobile fantasy land populated with unicorns! A sweet treat for your eyes as well as your nose! For just like a...

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Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.79

Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head!   Chances are, if you love unicorns as much as we do (which may just be impossible) simply...

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Merry Krampus Socks

$9.09

Our devilishly fun and totally creepy Merry Krampus Socks are perfect for anyone that prefers to take a walk on the wild (and socially unacceptable) side of life. While Christmas is universally known as the season for joy and good cheer, these socks...

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Emergency Unicorn Sound Machine

$8.99

Our lovely pocket-sized Emergency Unicorn Sound Machine is an essential item for all true unicorn lovers! And since you've found yourself here at Perpetual Kid (possibly via our unicorn powered search)... there's a distinct possibility that you meet such...

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Blue Q Killin' It Men's Socks

$12.99

Much like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this! Annnnd you just got those roses. Keep your chin up...

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