Got Stress? Don't take it out on the guy who cut you off on the way into the office or that irritating co-worker... there are better ways to handle stress!
Slip on a Stress Beater! It has all of the hard-edged visual appeal of brass knuckles, combined with the stress-reducing properties of a basket of kittens. Give it a squeeze- its submissive soft feel and comforting finger holes will have you seeing double rainbows! Squeeze, release, squeeze, and release and you'll soon feel that anger subside.