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I AM NOT A SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE LUNCH BOX

Suspicious Package Lunch Box

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Suspicious Package Lunch Box and more Funny Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. You look pretty suspect in your trench coat and dark sunglasses carrying a plain brown

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You look pretty suspect in your trench coat and dark sunglasses carrying a plain brown paper bag and it makes the people around you a little uncomfortable.  Next time you bring lunch to work use our I am Not A Suspicious Package Lunch Box.  Even if you still look sketchy, you'll be a lot more approachable now that your food container has been very clear!

Tote this hilariously, bright and witty, red lunch box around carrying the plastic handle, with you with the confidence of knowing that people wont be thinking youre up to something.  Also, dont put suspicious things inside or it will ruin the irony... or would it just make it that more awesome?  

Tin.  Measures 8.5 inches long x 6.5 inches wide x 4 inches deep.

Item Number
LBOX-2049
I AM NOT A SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE LUNCH BOX
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